Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Kids: Worldwide Coronavirus Pandemic!

[Upptempo]

New York’s unemployment system overwhelmed as coronavirus pandemic shutters businesses across the state

New York’s unemployment website was overwhelmed Monday as the coronavirus pandemic put tens of thousands of people across the state out of work. A drastic move by Gov. Cuomo to close all of t…

www.nydailynews.com

NY unemployment site crashed due to so many people trying to put in a benefits claim due to being laid off. New York economy is gonna be hurting for a VERY long time after this

 

[Deleted member 170883]

yeah SF first to announce. others will follow suit

So is official?

 

[heatpinoyboy]

For Bay Area people:

COVID-19 | San Francisco

Get this year's updated vaccine. Test if you have symptoms, and get medicine if you test positive.

sf.gov

You can still move around like go on a jog

 

[Deleted member 170883]

this online testing bull**** from verily is just another attempt for google to gather our data.

 

[daruma]

someone at one of the stores in South Coast Plaza tested positive.

 

[throwback1718]

If Corona breaks loose in the prisons Lord have mercy.
Cats gone be committing crimes and the warden might need to test them before they put them amongst ppl.

COs gonna be getting jumped if they cough the wrong way.
So many things in this world affected. Christ

 

[casper90403]

bruh, I have about 4 of these. I got into a huge argument with the wife over them because i thought they were a waste of money at the time. These cost about $25 I believe, and I did a calculation in my head and it was about double what you would pay if you were to just buy the individuals in a pack. She thought i was trippin but I didnt understand the point of these besides convenience.

Now, I love her for buying these. I took the L and apologized when we were looking at what supplies we had and stumbled into these.

 

[equality]

Are cities reinforcing this? I know some countries have asked people entering their borders to self quarantine for 14 days but have absolutely no plan to reinforce it

 

[casper90403]

How long do you expect that roll to last you?

these are supposed to last a month but I'm a huge tp waster and so are my kids, so i think we personally get about 3 weeks

What kind of toilet paper user are you guys? There is the crumpler, the folder, and the mummy wrapper.

I'm a crumpler, which is the most wasteful and worst kind.

 

[Diagnostic]

someone at one of the stores in South Coast Plaza tested positive.

That's not surprising a prerequisite to work in that mall at most High Fashion boutiques is to speak Mandarin (Chinese) so I'm not surprised but what a major hit

 

[whoisthisguy]

Informative but I’m sorry she’s a complete babe! Gonna watch this later

 

[walkingBred]

What's a lowkey crime I can commit so I can go to a minimum security jail and have a gym to use the next 4 weeks

None. You'll be in county first waiting for a court date for up to 2 weeks. Country has no gyms. Plee guilty & if you get time you'll get sent to the joint where you can use the bench press out on the yard.

Or you could just stay home & do pushups, jumping jacks & burpee routines and put books in a backpack for curls.

 

[everysingletime]

bruh, I have about 4 of these. I got into a huge argument with the wife over them because i thought they were a waste of money at the time. These cost about $25 I believe, and I did a calculation in my head and it was about double what you would pay if you were to just buy the individuals in a pack. She thought i was trippin but I didnt understand the point of these besides convenience.

Now, I love her for buying these. I took the L and apologized when we were looking at what supplies we had and stumbled into these.

That much could last two ppl a month maybe.

 

[casper90403]

how should we treat prisoners?

give them a chance at least.

 

[elpablo21]

Welp, wife’s restaurant “laid off” everyone but the salary managers.

they all get unemployment and get to work for cash doing to go food and will also be allowed to come and eat for free so they don’t have to pay for food.

it isn’t their usual 35 bucks an hour with tips but that’s why you gotta save... it’s what this place can afford, it’s not some big budget corporate place.

most the cooks will keep their hours which is good because they are the brokest. The servers all make guap so I can’t really feel bad if you have no money because your cocaine use.

Sucks to hear that for your wife and others

I also wasnt expecting the cocaine use twist at the end doe

 

[SpittaJetLife]

bruh, I have about 4 of these. I got into a huge argument with the wife over them because i thought they were a waste of money at the time. These cost about $25 I believe, and I did a calculation in my head and it was about double what you would pay if you were to just buy the individuals in a pack. She thought i was trippin but I didnt understand the point of these besides convenience.

Now, I love her for buying these. I took the L and apologized when we were looking at what supplies we had and stumbled into these.

Send me one

 

[2163O1baller90]

my apt has a gym, but I might not even go there..I might just get a cheap door pullup bar so I can workout my back

 

[SpittaJetLife]

these are supposed to last a month but I'm a huge tp waster and so are my kids, so i think we personally get about 3 weeks

What kind of toilet paper user are you guys? There is the crumpler, the folder, and the mummy wrapper.

I'm a crumpler, which is the most wasteful and worst kind.

What you mean by tp waster? Lmao. I’m a folder

 

[2163O1baller90]

Sorry to hear about your wife and her cowokers

 

[promac]

What type of nonsense...

Scott is the truth!

blocked

 

[casper90403]

That much could last two ppl a month maybe.

no, way longer.

 

[Diagnostic]

yo lets start a streetwear brand whose down?

 

[casper90403]

What you mean by tp waster? Lmao. I’m a folder

i grab way too much for each wipe. Probably 5% of the TP is actually being used.

 

[SpittaJetLife]

i grab way too much for each wipe. Probably 5% of the TP is actually being used.

I do the same but I fold. I’m panicking because I only have 5 rolls left.

 

[maq25060]

no, way longer.

If a roll cost 25 bucks, it should last a two person household at least 4 months.

25 bucks is the cost of the large Scott bag and we get 4 months out that joint.