Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Came out of POF retirement to try my luck with this bad thing. Had been like four months since I logged into my account.

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That's a Pof win right there, did you get her?
 
At work last night (youth centre) and some 13yr old girl snuck up on me while i was on my phone. She then confronted me and made the allegation that i was browsing a dating site. To follow that she added "why you on there, you ain't getting no *****".....

I was unable to deny either charge.


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:lol :rollin :lol perfect gif execution!!! I spat my drinking reading your post and seeing the gif you posted
 
It's hilarious getting messages from chicks that you messaged like 2 months ago. Just a reminder that these women's inboxes are stuffed to hell, regardless of looks
 
Got a EXTREME butterface on my Joc. We're suppose to kick it on Thursday and I know I'll smash but I don't know if I wanna stoop this low :lol
 
Got a EXTREME butterface on my Joc. We're suppose to kick it on Thursday and I know I'll smash but I don't know if I wanna stoop this low :lol

Gotta save those 5's for when you don't have nothing else going...put em under the rainy day file
 
POF chicks are easy. 

If you decent looking and in shape you will kill on POF or any other dating site. 

Head shot + Shirtless pic = Derrick Rose on a fast break.
 
Seriously?!? WTF!!!

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I ain't the best looking guy but c'mon. I don't know what some of these broads are thinking. Like B, you know you'd never approach me in person. Dat internet courage :smh
 
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Imma need yall dudes to start getting pics. Mass shots/bitties/sexy pics idc, do it for the team brother
 
Got a EXTREME butterface on my Joc. We're suppose to kick it on Thursday and I know I'll smash but I don't know if I wanna stoop this low
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you better knock it down bruh, just dont kiss her

if her body really is cold, but her face is ugly, best believe she a head doctor, and once you kiss her, you dun kissed half of da hoods dik
 
When i use the following profile pictures..........

Face pic = *crickets*

Outfit pic = Hella profile views.

I'm no mathematician but does this mean i'm an ugly bastid brahs?? :o :lol
 
Y'all must live in terrible places. I never got a message from a chick like Hagrid lol. I woke up da other day and my POF got deleted. Had to start over. Lost a good 20 numbers I never saved. Lol
 
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When i use the following profile pictures..........

Face pic = *crickets*

Outfit pic = Hella profile views.

I'm no mathematician but does this mean i'm an ugly bastid brahs?? :o :lol

:lol

Or that they click the profile just to see what you look like. Did any of them message you after they saw you?
 
When i use the following profile pictures..........

Face pic = *crickets*

Outfit pic = Hella profile views.

I'm no mathematician but does this mean i'm an ugly bastid brahs?? :o :lol

Same here, I just think I'm not photogenic :o
 
This, but I'm :rollin cause her face is like "Is the camera ready? Please, please hurry up and take the pic cause my smile is fading"

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Eerie, very similar look to a girl I went to college with, and was inviting me out when she was drunk and I kept blowing her off. :{

Dat fail
 
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Or that they click the profile just to see what you look like. Did any of them message you after they saw you?

I get a few that initiate. They usually older, bust down and/or have kids though.

I don't get it man...... I'm tall and light skin. Everything we assumed Bleedz to be :{ :lol


Same here, I just think I'm not photogenic :o

Just face it bruh.
 
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There's a glitch in the matrix when tall lightskinned ****** stop winning. You'd probably clean up if you took a trip over here though, on a massive scale.
 
Thank you for your kind words sir....

I think it might be a case that my profile just screams beta.

Think i need to remove blogging, coffee and art galleries from my list of interests :{
 
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