Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[thenewjs23]

I live in Arlington, Va and I met this chick on eHarmony that lives in Annapolis. We've been texting for about a month. Shes a work junkie and never home.
We decided to meet halfway Friday. I just called her and told her I don't its going to work out because its clear shes too busy for a relationship and we shouldn't waste our time. Not to mention I am really sexually attracted her and knowing the distance between us and her busy schedule I would just be coming to get in her pants.

The line goes silent and she says, "so does that mean I'm not getting any Friday"? Yeah if you come to Clarendon. She says, "She would if she could spend the night, cause she wants to drink".

It's crazy cause she kept saying how its hard to find a guy but they all seem to just want to some booty.

 

[willypete]

Women logic is crazy bruh

 

[smedroc]

I live in Arlington, Va and I met this chick on eHarmony that lives in Annapolis. We've been texting for about a month. Shes a work junkie and never home.
We decided to meet halfway Friday. I just called her and told her I don't its going to work out because its clear shes too busy for a relationship and we shouldn't waste our time. Not to mention I am really sexually attracted her and knowing the distance between us and her busy schedule I would just be coming to get in her pants.

The line goes silent and she says, "so does that mean I'm not getting any Friday"? Yeah if you come to Clarendon. She says, "She would if she could spend the night, cause she wants to drink".

It's crazy cause she kept saying how its hard to find a guy but they all seem to just want to some booty.

You make time for people you want to see. Don't matter what kinda schedule you're keeping.

I'd keep it moving if I were you.

 

[thenewjs23]

I live in Arlington, Va and I met this chick on eHarmony that lives in Annapolis. We've been texting for about a month. Shes a work junkie and never home.
We decided to meet halfway Friday. I just called her and told her I don't its going to work out because its clear shes too busy for a relationship and we shouldn't waste our time. Not to mention I am really sexually attracted her and knowing the distance between us and her busy schedule I would just be coming to get in her pants.

The line goes silent and she says, "so does that mean I'm not getting any Friday"? Yeah if you come to Clarendon. She says, "She would if she could spend the night, cause she wants to drink".

It's crazy cause she kept saying how its hard to find a guy but they all seem to just want to some booty.

You make time for people you want to see. Don't matter what kinda schedule you're keeping.

I'd keep it moving if I were you.

Yeah, I discussed that with her. We haven't met yet. Im more concerned with the distance. Even if she does make time, I ain't trying to make that drive. I called to tell her but she cool with sexual relationship and coming to me for the D.

 

[eracism]

Lolz. This is what gets gassed up on Tinder?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4204180/Model-claims-popular-Tinder-profile.html

A teenage model believes she's achieved a 'world record' in Tinder matches after notching up 5,400 right swipes in just a matter of months.

Jazz Egger, 19, who is originally from Austria but now lives in London, says she can no longer keep up with all the romantic offers after being inundated with Likes and Super Likes on the dating app.

'I travel a lot and people keep Super Liking me [every Tinder user has one Super Like to give away per day].'

Jazz says she used to think it was 'normal' to get so many Super Likes - also known as 'blue matches' - until a friend explained to her that the average female user gets just one or two per month.

She added: 'I reached a point where I couldn't answer everyone anymore, because I [had] swiped right on every Super Like.'

Jazz added a message to her profile saying: 'Sorry this is getting out of hand. I can't answer everyone anymore. I only reply if your message is super interesting. Hope you understand.' 

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[sugafree]

Lolz. This is what gets gassed up on Tinder?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4204180/Model-claims-popular-Tinder-profile.html

A teenage model believes she's achieved a 'world record' in Tinder matches after notching up 5,400 right swipes in just a matter of months.

Jazz Egger, 19, who is originally from Austria but now lives in London, says she can no longer keep up with all the romantic offers after being inundated with Likes and Super Likes on the dating app.

'I travel a lot and people keep Super Liking me [every Tinder user has one Super Like to give away per day].'

Jazz says she used to think it was 'normal' to get so many Super Likes - also known as 'blue matches' - until a friend explained to her that the average female user gets just one or two per month.

She added: 'I reached a point where I couldn't answer everyone anymore, because I [had] swiped right on every Super Like.'

Jazz added a message to her profile saying: 'Sorry this is getting out of hand. I can't answer everyone anymore. I only reply if your message is super interesting. Hope you understand.' 

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Typical bird brain validation through social media....
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[dipsetgeneral]

Hopefully i'll have another classic tale in the near future. Talking to some chick right now on POF. I be responding mad late so hopefully she doesn't take it bad. I'm not the type of cat to sit there and check my messages. I usually check them before my work shift and after my work shift.

 

[P C H]

I don't have a PoF account, but be hitting licks on Soulswipe and Tinder.

May have to set this up though

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Pof is the only worthwhile one for me. The white chicks never respond but the ratchets be loving ya boy

 

[sugafree]

Pof is the only worthwhile one for me. The white chicks never respond but the ratchets be loving ya boy

Nothing like some risky ratchet strange.....creeping in the projects off the 1am.

Being extra friendly and saying whats up to the dudes posted up in front of her building so they won't rob you.

Then sitting on her couch being a fake gentleman  playing the waiting game till her cousin finally leaves....

Makes the ratchet yambz even better...the the dangerous obstacles you gotta take to get to them

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I def been to the jungles in twilight hours for some POF yambs before

 

[P C H]

I def been to the jungles in twilight hours for some POF yambs before

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That's my turf bruh what you know about that. Had a few thangs in there

 

[$tacy]

I went over this ***** house with my cousin back in the day and he was wrapping with this Lil chick he was on. Another lil thick chick come out the crib, she got the bitties out and she kept smiling at me. I ask her how old she is and she say 18, I'm like cool I'm 20 we good. She tells my cousin when I left that she wanted my #, we exchange text a few weeks fast forward one summer day. I was at a luau and she was there with some ******* on some random ****. I dip she text me to come thru I'm like cool, we was 6 deep but everybody had a solo smash mission except my cousin so he rolled with me. I was skeptical Cuz he about 5 ft 6 not about that life and will tell u he aint.

I pull up in the hood about 1 am and it's like 70 people out here, music loud, they had a block party/bbq that day. I'm like **** man smh o well where she at. She comes over wit her girls we talking and a group of dudes come over. Straight chief keef and glory boyz looking dudes I'm like **** it's on. To my surprise dude extended his hand introduced himself as he older brother, offered food and was cool. We chilling, I done made some new friends, **** we happy. Then he asked out the blue, yo will how old are u bro, u seem mature as hell, I'm like 20... all hell broke loose. He snapped like 20 *****, my Lil sister just turned 16 wtf u doing over here.... my *****, my face dropped. I never touched her or anything but it's the fact this ***** lied and I'm in they hood outnumbered 50 to 2 and the 1 I'm with is a damn *****. I told him she said she was 18 and she ended up telling the truth and it's a big *** argument. I parked all the way at the corner, I apologized, said she lied and we turned our backs and walked towards the whip, I'm like if I hear footsteps I gotta turn around and swing. They let us go tho thank god. She text me like 100x trynna apologize I straight ignored her, then she text like he got hiss nerve, he 21 and his baby mom's was 15. Lil ***** hang with all older ******* and not 1 of thrm told me she was 16 smh. Scariest day of my adult life.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

$tacy

Man you tell some hilarious stories

 

[sharpshooter718]

I smashed something while I was in cali last week off this. It was a deuce but whatever: got a few joints out here but nothing really worth my time

 

[Mark Antony]

Having her stroll you through some hating *** goons that been tryna smash at 2am is a wild time.

 

[Peep Game]

Damn other than smashing a chick in a park and finding out one dope date was an escort (or became an escort after I dated her, idk), I don't have any dramatic stories like that I [thankfully] avoided a lot of that. I mostly hated a lot of these chicks just living in ****** areas.

 

[Master Zik]

Will had me glued to the screen reading that

Good thing you survived. She JUST turned 16 son. That's wild flagrant. Now I gotta be lying about my age more often. I know that feeling when you gotta walk past about 8 goons ready to swing just in case. I lost you t the amount of times I'm waiting in the house while the broad is texting, making calls, answering the door and I'm just thinking every second the jux is right around the corner.

Worst is when they want to stop sucking or ******* to answer the door and you hear some deep voice *****



Watch out for those females asking for dudes 30 and above all strict about it and you come to find out they 13-16 talking about they want a mature man.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

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That's my turf bruh what you know about that. Had a few thangs in there

. My family used to stay there before I was born. You seem like a leimert park type *****

 

[wavycrocket]

Having her stroll you through some hating *** goons that been tryna smash at 2am is a wild time.

Dawg....down da hill. 2am on a back block with some hating goons that never hit....

50/50 chance of living. Seriously

My man got his car shot up, ova west.... just circling the block trying to find this chick house back in the day

We was some brave, stupid souls back in the day . Fortunate enough to be able to look back and laugh on em.

 

[youngthundercat]

This thread. I'ma pray for homie with the BPD chick. Stay strong.

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That big bunda' hasn't replied to me in two days. Welp, looks like I may have to take the L and keep it moving and find another joint to disgrace.

Yo! So update on the "Big Bunda".

Yo so about three weeks ago, i was FaceTime'n this chick late night and she was talkin' that ish'. Shorty got me feelin' nasty. So i hopped into my whip and drove to Lawrence, Massachusetts. Took about 40 mins to get there.

Picked her fat self up from her best friends and drove to her "spot" which is really just a basement of her relatives house with a bed and clothes all over the floor. After I saw that, i knew she was a one and done. Yo shorty was so fat, it was unbelievable!

Anyway, I tell her i'm going to bed and she begins to take off her clothes and cuddle with me. I proceed to finger her and then grabbed some rubbers from my backpack and went to town. We went at it for like an hour. She said i could finish on her face jus' not get it in her hair.

So I told her to get on her knees and get ready for my amazing graces. (Word to Lil' Tune). So as I was about to blast off on her face, she put her mouth on me, and just swallowed it whole! Son, my knees buckled I almost toppled over her! She kept blowing for like 2-3 mins after I climaxed. These big women really will do anything.

I've been ignoring her FaceTime's and texts ever since. I feel terrible but she's so friggin' fat it's sad.

Now i'm on the hunt for my next victim.

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I wouldn't let her touch me

I've hit worst though so I can't judge lol

Ok dipset, I'm happy for you getting to smash...but yea bro let's raise the standards with these girls..SHE should have drove 40 mins to get up with you

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Bruh!!!! I'm in tears.




The first reply gave me so much life. My god!


I've hit some bs too but I've never drove 40 mins for it. But a drought can put you in a mean Delusional state of mind.

 

[adobecs4]

That's better than the whale I smashed a few years ago off POF. I posted the story in here somewhere. If I can remember her name I'll. Post a pic. Or not

 

[youngthundercat]

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[$tacy]

The thing about smashing fat girls is, even if it's good, afterwards your self esteem be low as hell. I be looking in the mirror like damn so this what it comes to for me huh? This the best I can do?

 

[ROYGBiV]

The thing about smashing fat girls is, even if it's good, afterwards your self esteem be low as hell. I be looking in the mirror like damn so this what it comes to for me huh? This the best I can do?

Lol, but true.