Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[derry1]

unemployed and travels.... she screams shorty escort. I'd ware that big *** right out but she'd get nada.

 

[sooperhooper]

First time I visited Austin, chick from across the bar bought me a drink. I go chop it up with her. Very thick, like borderline too big for me, half Latina half white. After a few drinks she walks to the restroom, I say something slick like 'can't let you walk alone' and head in there with her. Ease into a stall, slide the shirt up and reveal the teddies. Joints were massive, and I recall a long *** hair on the right joint. Just like that little piece of paper on a now & later, I was like 'meh' and proceeded to slurp on em. Pulled my meat out in attempt to get some top, she grabbed it and started moaning and whatnot but didn't go for it. I didn't force the issue, so I just dipped out.

 

[41239]

so u didnt ****?

 

[Master Zik]

What the **** is that?

Grabbed it and started moaning?

**** kind of cock tease is that?

 

[Sir San Diego]

I don't know if this trick will always work, but I've had success with it. When a female has your **** in her hand and won't suck or ****, ask her if you can just rub it on her lips to see what they feel like. In 2 minutes she'll be slobbing the knob.

 

[sooperhooper]

Nah nothing popped off, she wasn't bout it. I wasn't trying to do too much talking bc I was in the women's restroom so I just dipped out.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

The 6'7" is not even the problem, it's the "I'm unemployed" followed by "I LIKE TO TRAVEL" . A 6'7" unemployed woman should instead be in the Rockets rotation with Clint Capela and Nene.

Exactly.

 

[Bruce Banner]

I don't know if this trick will always work, but I've had success with it. When a female has your **** in her hand and won't suck or ****, ask her if you can just rub it on her lips to see what they feel like. In 2 minutes she'll be slobbing the knob.

Just kiss the tip , ishh worked wonders for me

 

[41239]

What the **** is that?

Grabbed it and started moaning?

**** kind of cock tease is that?

yea i was hopin dude left out "and then i hit from the back"

that **** sound weak af

 

[sugafree]

What the **** is that?

Grabbed it and started moaning?

**** kind of cock tease is that?

Famb i was thinking the same like....WTF are we 13 year old again????

 

[smedroc]

I don't know if this trick will always work, but I've had success with it. When a female has your **** in her hand and won't suck or ****, ask her if you can just rub it on her lips to see what they feel like. In 2 minutes she'll be slobbing the knob.

"oh you don't want to suck it??... cool lemme just **** your mouth then"

 

[johnny cakes]

What the **** is that?

Grabbed it and started moaning?

**** kind of cock tease is that?

Lol I've had a female do this with me before. It's weird as hell. And when I smashed she was loud af 

 

[Master Zik]

What kind of porn these ******* watching? Like what even kind of soft core novellas they reading?

You gonna hold my erect penis and just moan? Like are you even stroking it at least?

Imagined if I grabbed a chick's butt or ******* and started grunting and saying oh yeah.

******* weirdos. I'd slap a ***** with my **** if she just did that and nothing else.

 

[Peep Game]

What kind of porn these ******* watching? Like what even kind of soft core novellas they reading?

You gonna hold my erect penis and just moan? Like are you even stroking it at least?

Imagined if I grabbed a chick's butt or ******* and started grunting and saying oh yeah.

******* weirdos. I'd slap a ***** with my **** if she just did that and nothing else.

 

[johnny cakes]

What kind of porn these ******* watching?

Like what even kind of soft core novellas they reading?

You gonna hold my erect penis and just moan? Like are you even stroking it at least?

Imagined if I grabbed a chick's butt or ******* and started grunting and saying oh yeah.

******* weirdos. I'd slap a ***** with my **** if she just did that and nothing else.

I aint going lie...I've grabbed some ******* that were so nice that I've grunted 

 

[Bruce Banner]

How direct are you with your online dating ? I'm past the stage of taking these girls out for a dinner or drinks . I let my intentions known from the get go [emoji]129300[/emoji] Or maybe I'm too aggressive . What's your take ? Your approach

 

[Master Zik]

2nd or 3rd question is "Spit or swallow?"

 

[johnny cakes]

How direct are you with your online dating ? I'm past the stage of taking these girls out for a dinner or drinks . I let my intentions known from the get go [emoji]129300[/emoji] Or maybe I'm too aggressive . What's your take ? Your approach

I would say out of all the girls I dealt with on there, about 20% were a straight forward smash, no dinner, no date type thing. But ultimately it's how attracted to you she is, if shorty is feeling you like crazy you can get anything you want. 

 

[Bruce Banner]

 
I would say out of all the girls I dealt with on there, about 20% were a straight forward smash, no dinner, no date type thing. But ultimately it's how attracted to you she is, if shorty is feeling you like crazy you can get anything you want. 

lol its crazy between bumble & tinder im combined for 5 , no dinner or anything . i dont want be looked at as a freemeal . plus most of these chicks are broken.

 

[Peep Game]

 
I would say out of all the girls I dealt with on there, about 20% were a straight forward smash, no dinner, no date type thing. But ultimately it's how attracted to you she is, if shorty is feeling you like crazy you can get anything you want. 

lol its crazy between bumble & tinder im combined for 5 , no dinner or anything . i dont want be looked at as a freemeal . plus most of these chicks are broken.

No doubt, don't be surprised if any of these chicks y'all end up going on a date with haven't eaten all day and you caught her at the perfect time Go back to her apartment and all she has in the fridge is a cup of half eaten noodles, a jug of water with no water in it, and a plastic spoon.

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Bruh is bumble real? Nothing but cute white women on there. Are them *** bots or nah? I did spot a chick I work with on there but swiped too fast lol

 

[Bruce Banner]

No doubt, don't be surprised if any of these chicks y'all end up going on a date with haven't eaten all day and you caught her at the perfect time Go back to her apartment and all she has in the fridge is a cup of half eaten noodles, a jug of water with no water in it, and a plastic spoon.

I got finessed like that once smh she was a thick snow bunny . She came down to visit . I'm not gonna get into details but it wasn't until the other night , I'm going to sleep . I started putting the pieces together . She got me good lol that was about a year ago

 

[sugafree]

Bumble is for extremely attractive men....

Since the dynamics are already in place for the woman to make the firs move.....its just that

 

[blakep267]

Bumble is for extremely attractive men....
Since the dynamics are already in place for the woman to make the firs move.....its just that

Bruh is bumble real? Nothing but cute white women on there. Are them *** bots or nah? I did spot a chick I work with on there but swiped too fast lol

Yup bumble is real. I've seen a few chicks I work with on there. They are all white and dimes. Get zero play on that app. I didn't believe it at first either. Since I saw like no unnatractive woman at all

 

[Master Zik]

If bumble allowed for nsfw pics things would be different.