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[Canadian Destroyer]

How your **** smell? Gotta b a dirty *** b. I mean all you have to do is spray your chest real quick.

 

[Master Zik]

My boy told me a similar story back in hs. He messed with this chick we knew of that was like one or 2 years behind us.

He came through to her spot, she was allegedly ready to go, he started sucking on the tittays which were big but every time it was like he pressed his tongue on the carpet and caught mad lint in his mouth :x

He said he just started spitting on her couch and on the floor. The taste was bad. I don't even think he gave an excuse. Just bounced.

We called her dirty titty the rest of the year.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Y'all ever suck on a titty and its hairy? :x Had this chick sweating me hard freshman year and I FINALLY gave her a shot after a lame *** dorm party. Got her in the bed, kissing, fingering, etc. Go to suck on the *******... mother ******* hairs on them. I was pissed. I straight up thought this chick used to be a man that very moment because at 18 I didn't know women could get hair around their nipples. I pulled up from sucking, checked her (I was dead wrong) and told her to bounce.

 

[41239]

I'm sure if you're on Twitter you probably came across this last night

i want her

frfr

one point away from bein dream girl

friend on the far right lookin right too

 

[Master Zik]

A hairy titty :x Only ever seen internet pics. Hope I never encounter that. End up with a tickle in ya throat choking on a hair.

That **** be embarassing for them though

 

[41239]

as a titi connoisseur, i have encountered the spoiled milk and expressed my unappreciation

strangely just experienced "hairy" tatas just this past labor day weekend, was not a bad experience tho, the hairs were visible but super fine and it wasnt a ton of follicles, more like peach fuzz when you like 11/12, she had nipple rings too, i was unphased and continued to french kiss her raspeberry colored nipples

 

[Master Zik]

I'm sure if you're on Twitter you probably came across this last night

i want her

frfr

one point away from bein dream girl

friend on the far right lookin right too

Shorty on the far right probably happy she's no longer considered the thick one in the group

Big girl has to be like 400 lbs with that ***.

 

[shogun]

She makes nia jax look petite / a cruiserweight.

 

[41239]

I'm sure if you're on Twitter you probably came across this last night

i want her

frfr

one point away from bein dream girl

friend on the far right lookin right too

Shorty on the far right probably happy she's no longer considered the thick one in the group

Big girl has to be like 400 lbs with that ***.

you might be surprised

shorty might barely be 300 real talk

 

[moonman818]

I'm sure if you're on Twitter you probably came across this last night

i want her

frfr

one point away from bein dream girl

friend on the far right lookin right too

Shorty on the far right probably happy she's no longer considered the thick one in the group

Big girl has to be like 400 lbs with that ***.

you might be surprised

shorty might barely be 300 real talk

***** you trippin.

This ***** is at least 400

Just for reference... Orlando Pace was 6'7 and only 330 at his max

 

[sonoftony]

damn, I was hoping the NT detectives would come thru with more pics of ole tall glass of water b :\

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

It was posted in another thread. Pic was a ps apparently. Still knocking her down though.

https://www.instagram.com/shhhelbss/

 

[kingsrborn]

She looks suspect.Yall see the size of her hands.There bigger than all of the other girls faces.She 6'7 and face looks like its had work done.I need to see more pics before i trust that.If she passes the inspection.I still wouldnt want.Shes to big and brawlic to be a woman.Even Rico Strong and Wesley Pipes would have trouble with her.Shes easily 350-420.You would be straining/tearing up muscles on a daily basis with her.Its nothing wrong with liking BBW,s.But shes above SSBBW.That broad is 6-7.Thats way to OD for me.Youd have major gains dealing with her lol.No need to hit the gym up.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Dudes still haven't clicked the IG link.

 

[kingsrborn]

PS,thats good.That would be crazy if a chick was genetically 6-7,pushing 350-400 lbs.

 

[Master Zik]

I still say short is 3 hundred something.

Dudes still haven't clicked the IG link.

Dudes assessment was a bit much coming right after the link was posted

you might be surprised

shorty might barely be 300 real talk

You are bugging

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

Knew it was too good to b true. Click the ig link

 

[41239]

I'm sure if you're on Twitter you probably came across this last night

i want her

frfr

one point away from bein dream girl

friend on the far right lookin right too

Shorty on the far right probably happy she's no longer considered the thick one in the group

Big girl has to be like 400 lbs with that ***.

you might be surprised

shorty might barely be 300 real talk

***** you trippin.

This ***** is at least 400

Just for reference... Orlando Pace was 6'7 and only 330 at his max

i think you trippin and have no real sense of muscle mass and fat tissue

just because hes not ripped doesnt mean he doesnt have a ton of muscle, muscle is more compact than fat

which is why im not surprised hes not wide af and you r

 

[41239]

Dudes still haven't clicked the IG link.

is that even the same chick

disappointed shes only 5'10

 

[sonoftony]

It was posted in another thread. Pic was a ps apparently. Still knocking her down though.

https://www.instagram.com/shhhelbss/

still wood

 

[Peep Game]

I'm highly disappointed tbh

 

[Bruce Banner]

Woooooo Sheesh i was already getting ideas on how to climb that thing . but 5'10 is still breezy

 

[301216baller]

Y'all ever suck on a titty and its hairy? :x Had this chick sweating me hard freshman year and I FINALLY gave her a shot after a lame *** dorm party. Got her in the bed, kissing, fingering, etc. Go to suck on the *******... mother ******* hairs on them. I was pissed. I straight up thought this chick used to be a man that very moment because at 18 I didn't know women could get hair around their nipples. I pulled up from sucking, checked her (I was dead wrong) and told her to bounce.

Lmfao i thought i was the only person to experience this..granted shorty was bad... i still smashed but that was weirdest **** ever...this happened my freshman yr of college as well

 

[41239]

It was posted in another thread. Pic was a ps apparently. Still knocking her down though.

https://www.instagram.com/shhhelbss/

still wood

a lot

thats my type real talk

edit: dam her **** private now

 

[robinvandamn]

i was talking about hairy ******* to someone like a week ago and they swore i was lying


knew a girl who ordered some of those fugazi hair pills and after like 2 months she had hair on her knuckles, toes and *******. thick *** sideburns too