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Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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They can't write nothing cuz they ain't bout **** but snapchat filters sephora makeup and herbal life...
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I hate those types. Worse than follow me on Twitter/ig."just ask" is probably worse than anything else they can put on their profileslet me know that they simply can't string sentences together
Why even make a profile?
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internet pimps are plotting and hating
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sun in leo, cancer rising, moon in taurus :>
indoorsy // qu33r // sex-critical !! ok?! existentially thirsty
more sloppy, more independent, less polite. u saw.
((friends first always. i never wanna go on a first date))
What I’m doing with my life
ethically frowned upon things. dusting cheese crumbs and grape stems off of my bed in preparation for curling up // bedding down
i put castor oil on my eyebrows and eyelashes every night before bed.
i work at a grocery store selling lots and lots and lots of produce and bulk goods. artisanal cheeses. i'm also an artist. artiste.
i'm experiencing this rly bizarre stable period in my life where i'm consistently happy and excited about who i am and what i'm doing which is WILD and probably comes from having a stable income and staying in one spot, which i haven't done in half a decade! WILD n WHACKY TIMES
I’m really good at
º HONESTLY: avoiding romantic partnerships (i'm getting worse at this) (i'm getting better at this) (i am now VERY GOOD AT THIS) (professional single gal)
º bruising easily; healing quickly
º forgetting why i started telling a story
º leaving my window open at night and thereby suffering through moths swarming my phone while i ritualistically check all social media before bed
º smh @ men
º crying! i just stayed up till 3am watching beaches and it made me cry SEVEN TIMES. this is normal
OHHH! HOW ABOUT A LIST OF THINGS I'M REALLY *BAD* AT???
i'm bad at math problems and being patient. bad at being ignored and bad at finishing my coffee
i'm a ******' terrific judge of character tho. srsly every1 i ***** w/ the long way is so, so special
The first things people usually notice about me
i have a **** ton of self respect
"very fatte and daintye dish"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i simultaneously see this **** as incredibly irrelevant and like, monumentally important. so im making it parenthetical. does that even follow? i do love talking about pop culture
(i'm really into late 90s romcoms & cahiers du cinéma ****)
(when did everybody stop smoking? when did everybody pair off? i'm so bored i could die)
(always vascillating btwn 'drake mood' and 'nick drake mood')
(90s pop 5evr, JANGLE POP, tally brown, steven universe, nightvale, MUSICALSSSS, joe frank)
(i love popcorn and watermelon radishes and beets and gunpowder tea with cardamom. and sunflower seeds. WITH THE SHELLS ON. and seltzer. pork belly. and kimchee. and mcdonalds.)
HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER PODCASTS UNTIL ANNO DOMINI 2016 HOLY **** I LOVE THE MOTH
i'd like to find someone not ****** to talk about philosophy stuff with. i miss that. judith butler n nietzsche?? not gonna pretend to truly get either but gender trouble n the gay science r siiiiick
Six things I could never do without
aesthetics. i mean like things that look so good to my eyes?
primary sources
sex
love letters
poetry
drake
alone time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
▽ how most men really, actually, truly find it impossible to treat women & femmes like actual peers/human beings/individuals (yeah. i'm that *****.)
▽ how to combat liberalism
▽ how america is a terrorist state that murders black ppl w impunity every day for no reason other than white supremacy
▽ colonization and indigenous diaspora n how non native americans r occupying land that aint ours by any means
▽ how to actively challenge my privilege // challenge white supremacy ((white guilt is counterproductive))
▽ being a "good" fatty and how my SOMEWHAT normative attractiveness is a ****** up weird type of privilege that i contend with. also im white, im cis, i "have" "a" "nice" "face" lol
▽ REAL intersectional feminism/misogyny/gender ****/racism/classism/ableism/ageism/FUUUUCK. i think it's important to be explicitly anti-racist/pro-black if you're a white feminist bc of feminism's history rooted in anti-blackness. u also must be explicitly anti-transphobic!
▽ BODIES, and fatphobia, and **** you if your answer to "can overweight people still be attractive" is no. just fuuuuuck ooooffffffffffffffffffff why you guys even hollering at me at all i am a Very Huge Person
On a typical Friday night I am
HOW U GON WIN WHEN U AINT RIGHT WITHIN
(goddamn, there's always such a big temptation to be good)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
how about just fun facts.
∆ 10 members of my family and i have matching harry potter tattoos
∆ i am obsessed with plants (esp flowers obv)
∆ i let my dog drink out of my water cup ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
∆ i swear, i seem a lot cooler and intense on the internet than i am in real life. mostly i like to be alone and look at my phone. it's not cool.
∆ i'm incredibly forgetful and disorganized. flakey. i'm a servant to my capricious, whimsical nature n hesitant n reticent n just hard to deal w tbh. but once u win me over i am yrs, fiercely, forever (or foralongtime)
∆ i like perverts but only if they hella tender n amorous. i rly die for forehead kisses and nose nuzzles
∆ i like using this website to meet people because i rly think that it allows for a deeper/better understanding of each other. it's like more dimensional u know? also i fear that i appear very boring/stupid/plain IRL bc i don't talk to strangers and i am very standoffish and unprovokedly rude bc i assume the worst. so okc is like a v nice conduit to prove that i'm interesting (am i even??) w/o me having to overcome any real social anxiety for it HA
honestly if u have a burning man pic in ur profile or u talk abt burning man i literally immediately close the tab. no thank u I JUST KNOW MYSELF AND ITS NEVER GONNA WORK OK. also if u identify as a Dom and ur a dude u can **** RIGHT off. same for white ppl w dreadlocks and ppl who identify as sapiosexual
You should message me if
first and ******* foremost you should ONLY message me if you have read my entire profile and are in agreement WITH EVERY WORD OF IT LMFAO i'm so so so so so sooooo not into "hey, you seem cute! message me back if you want to get to know me
" messages. i get like five a day and i never respond. i know it's hard to start an interesting conversation but you could just talk about something you care about. cmon.
also message me if:
-u have some plants that u wanna propagate 4 me
-u wanna drink tea somewhere special (like a bench) n maybe eat crackers or froot r someth
-u wanna do a skill exchange of some kind? i'm p good at using a camera and taking selfies
-u wanna invite me to ur femme-run communist cadre?? y aint we have 1 in eugene?? or do we?
-u dont drink and u wanna teach me about the fun things i can do instead of drinking
-u want to buy me something nice
don't bother if you have weird hang ups about fat bodies or body hair. ain't got time to educate and ain't got the patience to tolerate
indoorsy // qu33r // sex-critical !! ok?! existentially thirsty
more sloppy, more independent, less polite. u saw.
((friends first always. i never wanna go on a first date))
What I’m doing with my life
ethically frowned upon things. dusting cheese crumbs and grape stems off of my bed in preparation for curling up // bedding down
i put castor oil on my eyebrows and eyelashes every night before bed.
i work at a grocery store selling lots and lots and lots of produce and bulk goods. artisanal cheeses. i'm also an artist. artiste.
i'm experiencing this rly bizarre stable period in my life where i'm consistently happy and excited about who i am and what i'm doing which is WILD and probably comes from having a stable income and staying in one spot, which i haven't done in half a decade! WILD n WHACKY TIMES
I’m really good at
º HONESTLY: avoiding romantic partnerships (i'm getting worse at this) (i'm getting better at this) (i am now VERY GOOD AT THIS) (professional single gal)
º bruising easily; healing quickly
º forgetting why i started telling a story
º leaving my window open at night and thereby suffering through moths swarming my phone while i ritualistically check all social media before bed
º smh @ men
º crying! i just stayed up till 3am watching beaches and it made me cry SEVEN TIMES. this is normal
OHHH! HOW ABOUT A LIST OF THINGS I'M REALLY *BAD* AT???
i'm bad at math problems and being patient. bad at being ignored and bad at finishing my coffee
i'm a ******' terrific judge of character tho. srsly every1 i ***** w/ the long way is so, so special
The first things people usually notice about me
i have a **** ton of self respect
"very fatte and daintye dish"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i simultaneously see this **** as incredibly irrelevant and like, monumentally important. so im making it parenthetical. does that even follow? i do love talking about pop culture
(i'm really into late 90s romcoms & cahiers du cinéma ****)
(when did everybody stop smoking? when did everybody pair off? i'm so bored i could die)
(always vascillating btwn 'drake mood' and 'nick drake mood')
(90s pop 5evr, JANGLE POP, tally brown, steven universe, nightvale, MUSICALSSSS, joe frank)
(i love popcorn and watermelon radishes and beets and gunpowder tea with cardamom. and sunflower seeds. WITH THE SHELLS ON. and seltzer. pork belly. and kimchee. and mcdonalds.)
HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER PODCASTS UNTIL ANNO DOMINI 2016 HOLY **** I LOVE THE MOTH
i'd like to find someone not ****** to talk about philosophy stuff with. i miss that. judith butler n nietzsche?? not gonna pretend to truly get either but gender trouble n the gay science r siiiiick
Six things I could never do without
aesthetics. i mean like things that look so good to my eyes?
primary sources
sex
love letters
poetry
drake
alone time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
▽ how most men really, actually, truly find it impossible to treat women & femmes like actual peers/human beings/individuals (yeah. i'm that *****.)
▽ how to combat liberalism
▽ how america is a terrorist state that murders black ppl w impunity every day for no reason other than white supremacy
▽ colonization and indigenous diaspora n how non native americans r occupying land that aint ours by any means
▽ how to actively challenge my privilege // challenge white supremacy ((white guilt is counterproductive))
▽ being a "good" fatty and how my SOMEWHAT normative attractiveness is a ****** up weird type of privilege that i contend with. also im white, im cis, i "have" "a" "nice" "face" lol
▽ REAL intersectional feminism/misogyny/gender ****/racism/classism/ableism/ageism/FUUUUCK. i think it's important to be explicitly anti-racist/pro-black if you're a white feminist bc of feminism's history rooted in anti-blackness. u also must be explicitly anti-transphobic!
▽ BODIES, and fatphobia, and **** you if your answer to "can overweight people still be attractive" is no. just fuuuuuck ooooffffffffffffffffffff why you guys even hollering at me at all i am a Very Huge Person
On a typical Friday night I am
HOW U GON WIN WHEN U AINT RIGHT WITHIN
(goddamn, there's always such a big temptation to be good)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
how about just fun facts.
∆ 10 members of my family and i have matching harry potter tattoos
∆ i am obsessed with plants (esp flowers obv)
∆ i let my dog drink out of my water cup ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
∆ i swear, i seem a lot cooler and intense on the internet than i am in real life. mostly i like to be alone and look at my phone. it's not cool.
∆ i'm incredibly forgetful and disorganized. flakey. i'm a servant to my capricious, whimsical nature n hesitant n reticent n just hard to deal w tbh. but once u win me over i am yrs, fiercely, forever (or foralongtime)
∆ i like perverts but only if they hella tender n amorous. i rly die for forehead kisses and nose nuzzles
∆ i like using this website to meet people because i rly think that it allows for a deeper/better understanding of each other. it's like more dimensional u know? also i fear that i appear very boring/stupid/plain IRL bc i don't talk to strangers and i am very standoffish and unprovokedly rude bc i assume the worst. so okc is like a v nice conduit to prove that i'm interesting (am i even??) w/o me having to overcome any real social anxiety for it HA
honestly if u have a burning man pic in ur profile or u talk abt burning man i literally immediately close the tab. no thank u I JUST KNOW MYSELF AND ITS NEVER GONNA WORK OK. also if u identify as a Dom and ur a dude u can **** RIGHT off. same for white ppl w dreadlocks and ppl who identify as sapiosexual
You should message me if
first and ******* foremost you should ONLY message me if you have read my entire profile and are in agreement WITH EVERY WORD OF IT LMFAO i'm so so so so so sooooo not into "hey, you seem cute! message me back if you want to get to know me
" messages. i get like five a day and i never respond. i know it's hard to start an interesting conversation but you could just talk about something you care about. cmon.also message me if:
-u have some plants that u wanna propagate 4 me
-u wanna drink tea somewhere special (like a bench) n maybe eat crackers or froot r someth
-u wanna do a skill exchange of some kind? i'm p good at using a camera and taking selfies
-u wanna invite me to ur femme-run communist cadre?? y aint we have 1 in eugene?? or do we?
-u dont drink and u wanna teach me about the fun things i can do instead of drinking
-u want to buy me something nice
don't bother if you have weird hang ups about fat bodies or body hair. ain't got time to educate and ain't got the patience to tolerate
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"froot"
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That should have been her headline
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Worse still are the ones who are jaded. A big booty milf gave me her number and she texting is how every guy uses her and that her 18 & 19 year old sons only chill with their friends. I'm on the other end like "yeah, too bad. So what u wearing?"
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nothing but internet zombie hookers in my city
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Just saw a hella flagrant bio talking bout "message me with the intent to marry me" legit lol'ed
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Sell her the dream they hit her with the switch a roo
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Been off POF for the last 2years. But In VA all I see is fatties (which I'm not knocking), bad ones who never message back and hookers. Smh always hated online dating. Broads get extra picky. I'm thinking bout getting some pro photos done and see if that makes a difference
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Chick hits me with the "hi", yet her profile says message her if you can string together more than a couple words.
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She want an "online buddy". Don't even feed into that. Ask for the number and dip
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I ran through a bunch of the VA ones on there...most are really mentally ******ed
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Not surprised in a place where the drug of choice is Coke. You'd think your messing with a 16 minded 30yr old smh
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I'm I missing something every black chick without fail asks for my instagram. I get the digits hit them up and like clockwork they ask for the instagram. My people ain't on instagram like that.
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Sound like she tryna see what you about thru social media. Tell her she can see you in real life *** [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]
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I've had a bunch of girls ask me for my IG very early on... I chalk it up to them wanting to see more pics, get a feeling for what you're into, etc. I don't mind it but at the same time I never post on IG and definitely don't care for someone who's all about flexing on social media 24/7.
Just weed out the ones looking for followers and superficial BS.
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I just got an IG less than 2 months ago and only post art/photography pics. Let's be real though -- she wants to see how many followers you got, your "popularity", etc.
I usually get these birds' Snapchat instead. I feel that gives you a better glimpse into who they are.
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Nah, I feel you. I agree. I'd be lying if I don't think the same thing when I follow back lol. With that said, followers and likes don't equate to much IRL
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What part of VA you in?
Im in Alexandria..I stopped dealing with DMV women all together.
I only go after pretty much transplants from other states...preferrably southern chicks
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South side sistas[emoji]128526[/emoji] But I'm in the Hampton Roads area
