Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[steebie j]

As much as I would enjoy another tale of failure...don't %$^& where you lay.

We all have failed..mine been documented on here. Just gotta not make the same mistskes.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Lemme do a quick analyzation of the profile of the girl who posted the screenshot (yes, I googled searched her profile)

Sign number 1: Her screen name. "The West Indian Queen" Really bish? You're like a 5.5, if you're such a queen why are you on POF? First hint that she has wayy too much self confidence and expects a lot more than she deserves. Feels as if she deserves a "king" type man.

Sign number 2: All her preferences: specific height, education level, hair style, zodiac sign lol), c'mon shawty, this isn't build-a-man.com

Sign number 3: Tagline "I don't bite". Translation: She's a b-word, she knows she's a b-word, her friends have told her she's a b-word, she's single because she's a b-word.....but she says "I don't bite" to give off the apperance she's nice.

 

[JVII]

^After your synopsis I decided to Google search her myself.

Honestly, I was expecting her to be a lot fatter.

 

[executive76]

From that face picture I thought he was fat too.

Analysis is fairly accurate but anyone with half a spine can shut all that down quick.

~Please keep your messages to a maximum of 5 lines. I can't promise I will read anything beyond that.

This was my favorite part.

 

[Peep Game]

That proves to me females on that site has 0 conversation. I wonder how she normally starts her conversation. ....

That's honestly what I got from that post as well and its a lot of them too, like they lack comprehension skills or something. They can't put sentences together, and a bunch of them just seem off.

 

[fresh out dabox]

My dude was so proper though.

that sucks atleast she was honest

 

[maicolkickhead]

o **** , forgot bout this joint...when i was down in Atlanta somebody put me on to it...hit a couple smashable joints off there but it was pretty ratchet and the quality wasnt the best

yah actually pay for this, or is there any way to get it for free

 

[famada]

Joined pof last night after reading this thread I have 193 messages . Sad thing is the one guy I'm trying to talk to stopped replying !!!!!!:\:\ I have to praise you men not one picture showed anything but my face.

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Joined pof last night after reading this thread I have 193 messages . Sad thing is the one guy I'm trying to talk to stopped replying !!!!!!:\:\ I have to praise you men not one picture showed anything but my face.

Yeah, you're pretty much going to need to post a pic or leave this thread.

 

[lstylez23]

Pics or ducktales

This is NT You know the drill..

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Yeah, you're pretty much going to need to post a pic or leave this thread.

Pics or ducktales

This is NT You know the drill..

what they said

 

[$tacy]

Waiting....

 

[harlem world]

these are all the beginning of the conversation

**** all that conversation in the pof box. right out the gate i usually ask for their number

if you attractive they already know wheter they will talk to you or not

**** all that convincing a chick to talk to wave

we off that *****....thats what the other 20 ****** in her inbox doing lol

another line i use....is " you have potential"

**** is ****** golden son....

 

[famada]

Yeah, you're pretty much going to need to post a pic or leave this thread.

I'm not posting a pic ! You guys judge I've read your **** ! Let me feel like I'm all that plus you guys like to see EVERYTHING a girl has no thank you

 

[Peep Game]

193 messages??? Jesus Christ Speaking of Jesus, here's another profile I came across

I'm a devout Christian Woman of God, I love me some Jesus! I love serving God, eating, and watching Youtube. I sit and watch Youtube for hours on end daily, yes I'm addicted. My guilty pleasure is reality TV. I love me some R&B music. I'm definitely an old soul. I'm always told that I'm pretty hilarious. I'm kinda shy and reserved at times.
I love to eat! I enjoy going out to eat and trying different foods, but I also love a good home-cooked meal. And I'm also become quite the master chef myself. My favorite colors are red and leopard print (yes leopard print is a color)!
Anything else you want to know just ask...

First Date
If your answer is YES to any of the following questions, don't even bother. I don't want to waste my time or yours.

Are you shorter than 6'0?
Are you younger than me?
Are you old enough to be my dad/grandpa?
Do you have a child/children or a child on the way?
Are you NOT a Christian Man of God?
Are you NOT very serious about your relationship with God?
Are you long distance?
Do you smoke?
Do u do any kind of drugs?
Are you hood/ghetto/uneducated?
Are you arrogant/prideful/conceited?
Have you been previously married and divorced and you old spouse is still alive?

I'm curved off the first question and I ain't eem trippin. She's cute at least.

 

[sohoguy]

Harlem came in with that heat

 

[DCAllAfrican]

This is a funny thread man

 

[youngdoc]

Maybe I need to get back on POF

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Thanks for bringing some color to my day.

 

[executive76]

I just had a visitor on OKC from a chick working on her Masters in Divinity...

 

[harlem world]

Harlem came in with that heat

its light work my man

Maybe I need to get back on POF

man you slippin if you aint on there

its filled with hopeless romantics lmaooo

its too easy son...too easy

the only problem is that there are alot of fat women....

but ****....ill let a fat chick top me no problem

 

[Peep Game]

Wow that escalated quickly

 

[harlem world]

This is what I go through on POF.. On her profile it says she is working on her masters, so I just thought I could start the conversation on education.. FML! Smh. Always losing..

this is why i came in this thread....

i wasnt even gonna post **** till i read this pathetic post lol

yall game is terrible

is this how you talk to women in real life lol

 

[lstylez23]

Maybe I need to get back on POF

word

im hopping on tonight

on that late night creep for them low self esteem broads

 

[executive76]

Wow that escalated quickly

Harlem motivating the thugs




I need to see more pics of this one

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