How to Meet Girls in NYC Vol. No More Relationship Advice Threads Needed!!

[deuce king]

Malik Turner, a 40-year-old UPS sorter who lives with his mom
 

 

[deuce king]

Malik Turner, a 40-year-old UPS sorter who lives with his mom
 

 

[dumbout227]

Originally Posted by omgitswes

LOL no love for the sistas

are many people in NYC lakers fans? that seems backwards, well he is going around doing that so nvm
and he doesn't seem like he's in a very good position to be as picky as he is

 that is one of the funniest thing about the article. Anytime some form of discrimination happens from a fellow black male to others in the black race can't help but think of the Jordan Chamillionaire story.

  

 

[dumbout227]

Originally Posted by omgitswes

LOL no love for the sistas

are many people in NYC lakers fans? that seems backwards, well he is going around doing that so nvm
and he doesn't seem like he's in a very good position to be as picky as he is

 that is one of the funniest thing about the article. Anytime some form of discrimination happens from a fellow black male to others in the black race can't help but think of the Jordan Chamillionaire story.

  

 

[harlemtothebronx]

I am very open to shemales, transvestites, hookers and dominatrices

 

[harlemtothebronx]

I am very open to shemales, transvestites, hookers and dominatrices

 

[slim]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Just follow my man Malik's blue print

Malik Turner, a 40-year-old UPS sorter who lives with his mom in Harlem and is the most eligible bachelor in the New York, if not the country, if not the world, if not the universe!

Scooping up vagina with the click of a mouse on Craigslist isn't the way a natural born romantic like Malik wants to woo the lady of his wet dreams to snuggle with him on the top bunk in his mom's guest room/office/craft station. Malik prefers to do it the old-fashioned way so he has posted several hand-written personal ads on telephone booths around the city. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is how Romeo met Juliet.

Malik might be filled with a brand of delusion you thought only existed in a Lohan, but he knows how to write a personal ad. Malik's personal ad makes Harry Potter seems like something that exists in real reality. When Malik's kindergarten teacher told him to "dare to dream", he took that %*+% a little too far.

Basically, Malik is looking for a 21-45-year-old white or Hispanic female (NO SHE-MALES!!!!) with red or blonde hair (NO BROWNHAIREDS!!!) who has big **** (NO FATS!!!!) and is a total %$++ (NO HOOKERS!!!). She must also be a non-smoker who goes dutch (NO GOLD DIGGERS!!!) and regularly wears daisy dukes with 6-inch spiked heels (NO SHE-MALE HOOKERS!!). Malik is hoping to find all of this in a classy lady who stops and reads personal ads on a damn telephone booth!

If you're a 22-year-old Hispanic %$++ with red hair who thinks she has finally found her Prince Charming, think again. Malik is only looking for @%%! times and isn't ready for anything serious.

I'm not going to add anything else, because Malik has it covered and you should really spend time reading his entire ad. And in case you haven't already noticed, MALIK IS WEARING A FANNY PACK! A fanny pack that matches his outfit! Yeah, so don't act like you're not dialing 9-1-7-6-5.... right now.

http://dlisted.com/files/...ries/atrueloveletter.jpg src="http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/atrueloveletter.jpg">

AntonLavey, that you?

added bonus:

double rainbow in the lower east side right now

Worst joke ever, especially seeing how you know me personally.

My fav color isnt red
I am very open to shemales, transvestites, hookers and dominatrices
Not into curvy or voluptuous women.....but ive taken my share of Ls

Im not 40 and I don't work in a post office
Am I known for liking hispanic women?

Im NOT a romantic

 

[slim]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Just follow my man Malik's blue print

Malik Turner, a 40-year-old UPS sorter who lives with his mom in Harlem and is the most eligible bachelor in the New York, if not the country, if not the world, if not the universe!

Scooping up vagina with the click of a mouse on Craigslist isn't the way a natural born romantic like Malik wants to woo the lady of his wet dreams to snuggle with him on the top bunk in his mom's guest room/office/craft station. Malik prefers to do it the old-fashioned way so he has posted several hand-written personal ads on telephone booths around the city. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is how Romeo met Juliet.

Malik might be filled with a brand of delusion you thought only existed in a Lohan, but he knows how to write a personal ad. Malik's personal ad makes Harry Potter seems like something that exists in real reality. When Malik's kindergarten teacher told him to "dare to dream", he took that %*+% a little too far.

Basically, Malik is looking for a 21-45-year-old white or Hispanic female (NO SHE-MALES!!!!) with red or blonde hair (NO BROWNHAIREDS!!!) who has big **** (NO FATS!!!!) and is a total %$++ (NO HOOKERS!!!). She must also be a non-smoker who goes dutch (NO GOLD DIGGERS!!!) and regularly wears daisy dukes with 6-inch spiked heels (NO SHE-MALE HOOKERS!!). Malik is hoping to find all of this in a classy lady who stops and reads personal ads on a damn telephone booth!

If you're a 22-year-old Hispanic %$++ with red hair who thinks she has finally found her Prince Charming, think again. Malik is only looking for @%%! times and isn't ready for anything serious.

I'm not going to add anything else, because Malik has it covered and you should really spend time reading his entire ad. And in case you haven't already noticed, MALIK IS WEARING A FANNY PACK! A fanny pack that matches his outfit! Yeah, so don't act like you're not dialing 9-1-7-6-5.... right now.

http://dlisted.com/files/...ries/atrueloveletter.jpg src="http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/atrueloveletter.jpg">

AntonLavey, that you?

added bonus:

double rainbow in the lower east side right now

Worst joke ever, especially seeing how you know me personally.

My fav color isnt red
I am very open to shemales, transvestites, hookers and dominatrices
Not into curvy or voluptuous women.....but ive taken my share of Ls

Im not 40 and I don't work in a post office
Am I known for liking hispanic women?

Im NOT a romantic

 

[i got a story to tell]

WOW i know this dude...he was one of my employees and still is...im surprised to see him here on nt lol..funny thing is..dude wen ton a vacation and came to pick up his check and he was wearing short asss leather shorts with a red tshirt leather cowboy hat and leather boots :/

 

[i got a story to tell]

WOW i know this dude...he was one of my employees and still is...im surprised to see him here on nt lol..funny thing is..dude wen ton a vacation and came to pick up his check and he was wearing short asss leather shorts with a red tshirt leather cowboy hat and leather boots :/

 

[memphissfinest]

SOMEBODY CALL THE NUMBER AND PRANK

 

[memphissfinest]

SOMEBODY CALL THE NUMBER AND PRANK

 

[i got a story to tell]

this dude malik is hilarious wowwwww.... he also likes to walk around and collect pennies on the floor

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by Alchemist IQ

Didn't know AirAnt relocated to harlem?

DF!

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by Alchemist IQ

Didn't know AirAnt relocated to harlem?

DF!

 

[i got a story to tell]

this dude malik is hilarious wowwwww.... he also likes to walk around and collect pennies on the floor

 

[manny1]

 

[manny1]

 

[goldmember]

 

[goldmember]

 

[NewZ05]

im speechless

 

[NewZ05]

im speechless

 

[S3NTINEL2001]

I'm surprised that no one from here has try to prank call him yet

 

 

[S3NTINEL2001]

I'm surprised that no one from here has try to prank call him yet

 

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by The Maverick 41

I'm surprised that no one from here has try to prank call him yet

 

i tried  it goes straight to his voicemail