I Got Slapped by a Stripper

[maxi320]

I thought of this after reading the "Can someone recover from being slapped in the face" post. 

So I got slapped by a stripper a few months back 

1.  I thought the story might make people laugh

2.  Please tell me if I was in the wrong / what would you have done if you were in my shoes?

Scenario...

- I'm not a strip club kinda guy, but I got dragged there by my boys.

- At the end of the night a stripper walks between my friends and I asking us if we wanted a private dance. (In a skimpy bathing suit) 

- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

- I say, "Ummm... Somethin like it"   Pause   SMACK!!!! 

It takes a lot to hurt my feelings.  So after I moved my glasses from the side of my head to the front of my face (Daffy Duck beak style) I was fine.  It didn't phase me much.  My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.  



Was I in the wrong?

 

[maxi320]

I thought of this after reading the "Can someone recover from being slapped in the face" post. 

So I got slapped by a stripper a few months back 

1.  I thought the story might make people laugh

2.  Please tell me if I was in the wrong / what would you have done if you were in my shoes?

Scenario...

- I'm not a strip club kinda guy, but I got dragged there by my boys.

- At the end of the night a stripper walks between my friends and I asking us if we wanted a private dance. (In a skimpy bathing suit) 

- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

- I say, "Ummm... Somethin like it"   Pause   SMACK!!!! 

It takes a lot to hurt my feelings.  So after I moved my glasses from the side of my head to the front of my face (Daffy Duck beak style) I was fine.  It didn't phase me much.  My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.  



Was I in the wrong?

 

[drop knee 101]

Originally Posted by maxi320


- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

- I say, "Ummm... Somethin like it"   Pause   SMACK!!!! 

It takes a lot to hurt my feelings.  So after I moved my glasses from the side of my head to the front of my face (Daffy Duck beak style) I was fine.  It didn't phase me much.  My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.  

    

regardless if shes a stripper, u verbally disrespected her.

smack deserved

and

 i can see your geek face with your glasses all crooked. 

or something like it  

 

[drop knee 101]

Originally Posted by maxi320


- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

- I say, "Ummm... Somethin like it"   Pause   SMACK!!!! 

It takes a lot to hurt my feelings.  So after I moved my glasses from the side of my head to the front of my face (Daffy Duck beak style) I was fine.  It didn't phase me much.  My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.  

    

regardless if shes a stripper, u verbally disrespected her.

smack deserved

and

 i can see your geek face with your glasses all crooked. 

or something like it  

 

[jj1223]

Stupid question on her part, stupid answer on your part.

 

[jj1223]

Stupid question on her part, stupid answer on your part.

 

[pohflylice]

lmaoo at the visual of you gettin four eyed slap and readjusting your glasses.


but nah, u werent wrong. they're strippers.... strippers have no souls.

 

[josebronx]

you cant call a $@& a $@&

 

[pohflylice]

lmaoo at the visual of you gettin four eyed slap and readjusting your glasses.


but nah, u werent wrong. they're strippers.... strippers have no souls.

 

[josebronx]

you cant call a $@& a $@&

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by maxi320

My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.

Really?

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by maxi320

My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.

Really?

 

[rudemiester]

Originally Posted by maxi320


- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

So you guys were in a strip club and offered a stripper some cash to do her job and she got offended?

 

You deserved the smack btw, theres no need to try and play her, she already played herself when she became a stripper..

 

[rudemiester]

Originally Posted by maxi320


- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

So you guys were in a strip club and offered a stripper some cash to do her job and she got offended?

 

You deserved the smack btw, theres no need to try and play her, she already played herself when she became a stripper..

 

[pkpouttu]

I've said worse in the dtrip club to strippers and didnt get slapped or kicked out. Maybe a mean mug at worst.

 

[murda he]

1. Yeah you deserved it...
2. But you were right tho

My boy once left a red hand print on a brownskinned girls butt... he used to pitch in high school... legend has it they heard the smack in the parking lot.

 

[pkpouttu]

I've said worse in the dtrip club to strippers and didnt get slapped or kicked out. Maybe a mean mug at worst.

 

[murda he]

1. Yeah you deserved it...
2. But you were right tho

My boy once left a red hand print on a brownskinned girls butt... he used to pitch in high school... legend has it they heard the smack in the parking lot.

 

[maxi320]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Originally Posted by maxi320

My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.

Really?

Verbally.  All he saw was the smack.  He didn't hear what I said (I don't think it would have changed his mind).  He is the very protective older brother type. He was just standing up for me. 

 

[maxi320]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Originally Posted by maxi320

My boys were heated though.  One of them rashed on the girl.

Really?

Verbally.  All he saw was the smack.  He didn't hear what I said (I don't think it would have changed his mind).  He is the very protective older brother type. He was just standing up for me. 

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by Rudemiester

Originally Posted by maxi320


- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

So you guys were in a strip club and offered a stripper some cash to do her job and she got offended?

 

You deserved the smack btw, theres no need to try and play her, she already played herself when she became a stripper..

Yeah I dont get it.

You offered her some bills to shake something and she got offended? 

 You aint telling us something else. 

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by Rudemiester

Originally Posted by maxi320


- My friends all turn her down, but proceed to offer her a few singles to shake somethin

- I was last, but I followed suit

- Stripper looks at me in SHOCK and says, "What do I look like, some kind of streetwhore?"  

So you guys were in a strip club and offered a stripper some cash to do her job and she got offended?

 

You deserved the smack btw, theres no need to try and play her, she already played herself when she became a stripper..

Yeah I dont get it.

You offered her some bills to shake something and she got offended? 

 You aint telling us something else. 

 

[upptempo8387]

 

[upptempo8387]

 

[drop knee 101]

Originally Posted by pkpouttu

I've said worse in the dtrip club to strippers and didnt get slapped or kicked out. Maybe a mean mug at worst.

good lookin dudes, no ruben galvan, can get away with that.  dudes who have no business talking fresh to chicks will get the back hand with a quickness  

no chick wants an ugly guy to be talking stupid to them