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Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
Originally Posted by kix4kix
No such thing as the friend zone, I remember this one girl named Suzy Tribecca in Junior high, man I remember it like it was yesterday. I was feeling shorty so I took her to the side and said "we should get to know eachother." She said no, and I was like...but then she was like j/p, and I was like....We got to know eachother, got to talking on the phone, she was my homegirl my friend, my compadre if you will.
So fast forward to highschool, sophomore year I heard she gave my boy Fredrick the buns and I was like...So I called her that night and stated the following "Man we in highschool Suzy what's good with it?"...She was like "what you mean?"...I was like you know I am trying to be a pediatrician what's good with those anatomy lessons so I can get ready for med school?..She laughed it off but kix wasn't playing any games.
So the next day at school I was like "Suzy we can't be friends no more"....Emotional trick started ballin her eyes out on some fantasia water scene jumpoff. I kept my head high and waltzed out of 8th hour pottery with my swag on 10 and a half.
Later that night I get a call for me, my pops yells "Yo get your lazy *@+ up the phone is for you"....I answer it and sho nuff it's Suzy, "Hey I been doing some thinking and wondering why you don't want to be friends anymore?"....I was young but I still knew how to keep it 100, "Yo Suzy you cool and all but your homegirl Amber be sucking my %%$@, and if you wanna be cool you gotta do the same" She hung up on me. To make matters worse, she called Amber up and asked if she had given me dome. She in turn told her the truth which was we never did anything. I didn't care though I no longer had to hear her stories of getting banged out by my boy Fredrick....Later that year Amber apporaches me and was like "I heard you told Suzy I domed you up?" I had theface on and was "like yeah I'm sorry". She said "don't worry about it, I actually always wanted to"
I had theface on to the fullest, and I'm sure little kix had the same expression....After Suzy found out she forgot all about Fredrick and hoped on the boys team..... She still be fending for the phallic to this day.
Cliffnotes : No such thing as friendzoneyou were hurt ur boy was smashing.