C'mon bruh, not everybody squeaky clean. I know you got some hum-dingers...don't you?
This thread man....
I once got domed up by some fat girl in a port-a-potty. I was wasted n she wasn't that good, so I busted all over her shirt
Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....
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I once got domed up by some fat girl in a port-a-potty. I was wasted n she wasn't that good, so I busted all over her shirt
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the brother is a *****. the ****?
Got a handjob from a girl in her parents backyard while her brother watched and her cousin domed up some guy next to us. That's the craziest story I got and the only really crazy one. I'm a boring guy
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When I'm droppin a deuce and about to shower right after I don't even bother wiping. I'll just hop in the shower and clean myself off.
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Really? I just thought it was weird what Celticspride thought I was doing at 3 so I felt the need to detail normal 3 yr old behavior. Who else here wanted more than just a kiss at 3?
the truth is far more sinisterCuz true savages don't care
Lol.. I meant that the brother was 3.. Like just a lil kid hanging round while the sister sucked...
Ohhhhh ok for a second there I thought you were just a savage from birth
Quite the late bloomer actually lol... Didn't get laid till I was 18.. But that's what happens when you have 15 kids in your graduating class lol...
Only 15 ?!?
What kind of school was that ?
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I didn't mean it like that. I guess I used the wrong emoticon. The stories in here get wilder. It's great. I'm waiting for someone to confess to a dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone or sumthinC'mon bruh, not everybody squeaky clean. I know you got some hum-dingers...don't you?
This thread man....
I once got domed up by some fat girl in a port-a-potty. I was wasted n she wasn't that good, so I busted all over her shirt
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i only had like 80 in mine.
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1800 bodies in my graduating class
you'd think middle of nowhere yambs are easy.
I got youI didn't mean it like that. I guess I used the wrong emoticon. The stories in here get wilder. It's great. I'm waiting for someone to confess to a dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone or sumthinC'mon bruh, not everybody squeaky clean. I know you got some hum-dingers...don't you?
This thread man....
I once got domed up by some fat girl in a port-a-potty. I was wasted n she wasn't that good, so I busted all over her shirt
Word? My last high school was a county school for bad kids. I was the oldest kid. There was 2 17yo (me n my kuzn) n like 9 kids that were like 14-16 n like 4 kids that were 10-12 (they were the worst). I remember we would throw out the newspapers we had to read in the morning before the teacher got there n smoke in the bathroom, mind you the school was a converted liquor store. N we would watch Maury at lunch n I would teach those 10-12yo how to pull home invasions n **** like that. Damn I used to be a terrible person
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1800 bodies in my graduating class
you'd think middle of nowhere yambs are easy.
x4 is ~7200 total
what kind of HS is this
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Hopefully one with a lot of easy yambs.
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How you masturbate weird bruh? Girls tell me the same thing.smh
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I slept with a girl who was a star point guard of her school. And she's been ballin for a majority of her life, so her hands were rough AF. and her yambs were smelly AF. I usually go down on a girl but that was a pass. And I strapped up for this one. Yambs were do whack I couldn't even finish. So I just pretended to bust one, I even put on an act deserving of an oscar, tied off the condom like I had my nut in there.
NT FAM, becareful of them athletes. Her body was dope and in shape. But the yambs were whack
NT FAM, becareful of them athletes. Her body was dope and in shape. But the yambs were whack
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I second this. cept i came up limp when it wastime to to go at it. Ole girl had a great body, but a few things just turned me off. That was the ONLY time in my 28 yrs on this earth that my **** didnt work
fast forward 6 years late, I check her facebook, she a full blown d*k* with a bald head. I dont feel so disgusted with myself now.
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I once took a glass bottle of Fanta, popped the top open, and had shorty sit on the bottle so her anus would engulf the top. Then had her lay on her stomach. Now the bottle is upside down and she's getting a Fanta enema. Half way gone, I pull the bottle out, throw it away, get her to arch her back and i suck the Fanta out
then I woke up from my nasty twisted dream [\color]
then I woke up from my nasty twisted dream [\color]
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that gif will never not be funny
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LIke where do y'all even get these wild ideas from? Straight up deviants...the whole mess o' y'all...
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x2...it would appear that I got got as well...
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I'm done. This fool eating soda enemas. Lock it up..............
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Dry guy checking in
Got nuttin else for y'all tho I'm lame
Got nuttin else for y'all tho I'm lame
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