Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[you go boy]

i dont even need to make a list because this 1 thing tops it all... but not only that i already made a list already... so back in middle school i was walking home from my boys house which is like 2 miles easy to my crib prally like a 40 min walk...i had to pee badly but there was no bathroom around anywhere and my boy lives in a apartment complex and i was getting paranoid of whipping it out and peeing in public so i just ended up peeing on myself on purpose... i did change and take a shower when i got back to the crib and just threw away the peed on clothes....

 

[Peep Game]

yea it just seem like adding oils etc... is like setting the mood aka making love to your hand... I tried the socks thing in the ast but it just reminded me of some cheesy old 80's porn flick...

Iuno but hair just always have turned me off... that and lil chicks that look like lil girls... even tho grown.

I mean I find them attractive sexy with their clothes on, but when naked I just feel like pee wee herman. Matter a fact awhile ago hell damn it was like damn near 2 decades ago...I was working at mci long distance, and I met this chick who looked well now like zoe salanda or however its spelled...

she was like 5'0 ft and like iuno 100lbs maybe less... and looked like a strong 15... ended up hooking up after a office party... Iuno between us being naked and my chest against hers and minds being bigger and sticking out more then hers... then me grabbing her waist and my fingers almost touching...

Iuno I str8 up went from rock hard to soft in like nanoseconds... I forget what I said, bt I got out of that situation quick fast and in a hurry. What made it so bad is she thought I stopped because I respected her or some ish, and wanted to get to know her and take things slow which made her want me like me even more...

But the truth was just being the same size as like some 9th grader with the face look to match is what made me turn her down...

You just described NT's dream girl

 

[PRIME]

Aye dawg. I'm copping some wet wipes tonight.

Gotta see what da hype is about.

 

[alp]

Nope...

40 pages of savagery
5 pages of wet wipe talk
5 pages of straight homophobia...

homophobia you're a funny dude

 

[301216baller]

Aye dawg. I'm copping some wet wipes tonight.

Gotta see what da hype is about.

I see u were a lil cranky last night..must not of had your daily dose of boogers 

 

[301216baller]

I got my Ahole licked a few times but Never any penetration.

I only showser when I go out or start to smell. I don't believe in time so 24hrs ain't **** to me.


When I gap I'll while off with anything except my good clothes.

When I'm rolling a blunt I put alot of spit on it but I use the lighter to burn most of it off.

I'm almost 25 and have a almost 5 year old son but I still get the urge to go outside and play. It mostly consist of climbing trees, Lighting random fires, throwing rocks at glass bottles, riding 4wheelers and smoking weed. Lol country boy for life.

Every female over 21 and under 50 I come in contact with I picture how they would look sucking the wood. If its a good look I flirt. I mean all the time.smh

I examine my dump. U gotta make sure everything is alright, I even sniff the tissue by habit after I wipe.smh. sometimes... Hell a lot of times....

Once when I was a kid I ate 15 packs of 10 cent Now and Laters and I crapped out a pure pick crap log. I mean it was about 10 inches and entirely pink.

If you actually met me you wouldn't believe I was saying this type of stuff.

I let a chick lick my butt once literally one lick that **** felt weird Ill never do it again

when  I look at a female one my test to see if her face is truly cute is by imagining her bald

 

[moe fab]

I wouldnt say homos are normal(it's a mental disorder), just more commonly accepted in us society in the US(to limit population growth and that good stuff). There are still a lot of places in this world where those people get killed or at least severely beaten on the daily

Ok, I never told ANYONE about this....


Back when I was about 10-12. I was on the bus on the way home when I got a severe case of bubble guts. I had to get to the crib FAST.
But my bus stop was 2 looong blocks away.I wasnt going to make it.
I'm a G, & won't gone walk in the house wit ****** drawers on, eff that.
So it was this abandoned greenhouse on this side street. It wasnt a real building, just a few walls & roof supports.
I went in, said eff it, & dropped my torpedoes right there on the FLOOR
I waited nervously till nobody was around & got tf out of there & hauled *** home. I didn't come out for the rest of the day.
That weekend when me & some friends & girls were about to play "hide & go get it", one of them said "nah we cant do it near the greenhouse, one of them fiends took a dump in there", I felt so ashamed

Till this day I think somebody saw me ..



I wish i had some WET WIPES that day

A fiend tho 

 Genius 

 

Ok, I never told ANYONE about this....


Back when I was about 10-12. I was on the bus on the way home when I got a severe case of bubble guts. I had to get to the crib FAST.
But my bus stop was 2 looong blocks away.I wasnt going to make it.
I'm a G, & won't gone walk in the house wit ****** drawers on, eff that.
So it was this abandoned greenhouse on this side street. It wasnt a real building, just a few walls & roof supports.
I went in, said eff it, & dropped my torpedoes right there on the FLOOR
I waited nervously till nobody was around & got tf out of there & hauled *** home. I didn't come out for the rest of the day.
That weekend when me & some friends & girls were about to play "hide & go get it", one of them said "nah we cant do it near the greenhouse, one of them fiends took a dump in there", I felt so ashamed

Till this day I think somebody saw me ..

lol whats funny about this I use 2 think that this was weird.. until I started doing construction...

apparently it is common with a lot of Mexican americans....well the illegal ones... they would constantly take dumps outside...even when there was porta potties etc.... they would str8 up take dumps in the outskirts of sites...

It just got to a point that I was like well hell them porta potties is nasty... and hell its easy and convenient cant beat em join em...

Taking ****s outside, you going wild with the paisas n ****? 

 

50 pages of savage.

Nope...

40 pages of savagery
5 pages of wet wipe talk
5 pages of straight homophobia...

Pretty much sums it up

Aye dawg. I'm copping some wet wipes tonight.

Gotta see what da hype is about.

We've converted one 

 

[alp]

Its the truth though, dont know what you're shaking your head at

 

[301216baller]

I couldn't do wet wipes moist doo-doo

  but then again Ive wiped with napkins a few times this year..you know how it is when you run out of toilet tissue on the late night....I had a homeboy once who was extremely broke at the time im talkin a few pennies to his name...this guy made up a plan to go in one of the local bars around here and steal some toilet tissue from them lmfao

 

[301216baller]

Its the truth though, dont know what you're shaking your head at

yo dawg try not to get the thread locked

 

[PRIME]

Aye dawg. I'm copping some wet wipes tonight.


Gotta see what da hype is about.

I see u were a lil cranky last night..must not of had your daily dose of boogers 

Man
My nose was actually dry as hell last night. Got no action

 

[301216baller]

Man

My nose was actually dry as hell last night. Got no action

I knew it....your pain/hunger was showing..its gonna be ok though bra

 

 

[shoelyesses]

You just described NT's dream girl

lol but it might be due to the fact im not average nt size nor age.... but hey I don't knock folks... get ur R. Kelly on.

 

[Based Jesus]

 

You just described NT's dream girl

lol but it might be due to the fact im not average nt size nor age.... but hey I don't knock folks... get ur R. Kelly on.

What makes this even funnier is that you admitted to peeing on a girl

 

[shoelyesses]

 

A fiend tho 

 Genius 

Taking ****s outside, you going wild with the paisas n ****? 

Pretty much sums it up

We've converted one 

lol man hot down south summers.. and porta potties... with ppl urinating/defecating all on the seat floor etc... that outdoor life...paint buckets.. etc... dump outside was the move..

 

[shoelyesses]

 
What makes this even funnier is that you admitted to peeing on a girl

she wanted it and im like well ok aint doing nuttin to me... and she was of age...

And she wasn't like my girl friend and she really wasn't all that hot... Iuno for some reason I just didn't view see girls that weren't fine all that as equal...like they didn't deserved to be treated fair or with respect... especially fat chicks... its like I was on some u outta be thanking ur lucky stars praising the heavens above that I even spoke to u, let alone banged u..

I will say one thing tho...fat chicks when u up in them feel like u sticking ur joint in a hot warm apple pie.

 

[yeezusdisciple]

Does it really feel good peeing on a woman? Do u still penetrate after or after the piss are u guys done with her

 

[shoelyesses]

Does it really feel good peeing on a woman? Do u still penetrate after or after the piss are u guys done with her

nah I didn't I only did it the one time... it was afterwards... I was already in some nasty flea bitten motel... and she was a strong 5/6.... high/drunk just iuno outta nowhere the convo turned into it...and she was like well u can if u wanna I mean its not a big deal...

She went took a oh bathe etc... she slept... I chilled on that side chair they be having... I got up was like yo I gotta go home get ready for work and never really spoke to the chick much afterwards...

 

[tekthemaestro]

 
not as crazy as some of you other guys, but i dont always flush the toilet when i pee at home. since i drink so much water i piss like 15 times a days. so ill usually flush after going 3-4 times. 

in high school, when i played sports, my feet would get blisters and calluses like crazy. the dead skin would come off in chunks. i used to keep the big pieces in my locker. not intentionally though.  i would rip off the skin before practice or something and chuck it in my locker before i put my stuff on 

i dont like showering after the gym and will usually run errands right after, ive even tried clothes on at stores 

i dont mind asking other people to use their chapstick, but will refuse to let them use mine 

YOU FIEND! WHAT PART OF THE GAME!?

 

[green rhino123]

no its not seeing as I made the thread how u gonna tell me the context of what I created the thread for... if u not passionate don't care why r u even here...

ur not contributing to the thread... no one asked u to be in the thread... and I didn't make the thread with u specifically in mind...

So ur not contributing anything...no one asked u here... no one wants u here... and u don't care or so claim u don't.... so again

Why are u even in this thread...?

who did you ask or specifically invite?

i got some reps in here - so someone appreciates my posts

at this point - i like to read you being a bs'n whinny pants

i respond to what's directed toward me son

have fun!

 

[green rhino123]

also - sorry if i'm disrespecting the class of this thread

 

[thug]

I peed in public before

A few years there was a video on some dude with subtle ways on how to pee in publicly without getting noticed. Saw the video and wanted to try it out even though I wasn't about that life. Anyway, during my high school graduation practice, they had us waiting outside and I had to pee real bad. No stores nearby had a restroom and we couldn't go into the place so I told my boy I was going to pee in public soon. He didn't believe me so we went a block away where there was less traffic. I took an empty coffee cup from a garbage can, unzipped and put the edge of cup to where end of zipper is and then pulled top part of my wang out and used the thumb to hold the head down and peed

It damn near filled it up to the top. Didn't wash my hands afterwards and I dapped ppl up on my way back and even hugged some girls.

 

[celticspride34]

Does it really feel good peeing on a woman? Do u still penetrate after or after the piss are u guys done with her

Bingo... The couple times I did it, it was the last thing thing I ever did with them... Like, I'm done peeing, I tell them get out, and never hit back...

 

[shoelyesses]

Bingo... The couple times I did it, it was the last thing thing I ever did with them... Like, I'm done peeing, I tell them get out, and never hit back...

this man knows its like how can u look at them touch them be with them after u str8 up pissed on them... Like I get it some may think its ur own urine etc... but unless its like ur main chick ah something and yall been kickin it 4 awhile...u cannot kick it date a chick if u meet her and off the rip str8 u piss on her.

 

[celticspride34]

Bingo... The couple times I did it, it was the last thing thing I ever did with them... Like, I'm done peeing, I tell them get out, and never hit back...

this man knows its like how can u look at them touch them be with them after u str8 up pissed on them... Like I get it some may think its ur own urine etc... but unless its like ur main chick ah something and yall been kickin it 4 awhile...u cannot kick it date a chick if u meet her and off the rip str8 u piss on her.

Yup... I've only done it as straight humiliation and degradation... But if I had a girl who actually liked it, IDK... I've always said that if it's a girl I'm in love with, I'd be down for Damn near anything if she liked it... I wore panties for my ex a couple times cause she loved it, which in turn let me do some stuff to her I like... People just need to get over selves, and learn that what you do in the bedroom rarely has any effect on what type of life you run...