no its not seeing as I made the thread how u gonna tell me the context of what I created the thread for... if u not passionate don't care why r u even here...
How you say this, and then turn around and say this?
I'm definitely part of Team Wet Wipes. __s talking about "I know how to wipe my ***"; the hell does that mean?
Maybe you ****** booty *** boys need to use wet wipes.
You ever smoke weed? You know how you really dont smell anything on you and then you walk in wherever and people tell you you smell like a pound?
Yea...
whats crazy im weird like that... I don't like feet persay as in I don't wanna suck em rub em etc..... nothing... But if a chick has ugly feet it is like a super turn offLet's see...
If I'm not leaving my house that day, I probably won't shower. This pretty much works out to me taking a shower 4-5 times a week. I'm lazy bruh, and I go so OD on deodorant (and powder on my lifelines) that I almost never pick up any odor. Hell, I always check my scent and I usually still smell like cologne and deodorant RIGHT up to when I step in the shower.
I'm definitely part of Team Wet Wipes. __s talking about "I know how to wipe my ***"; the hell does that mean?If you only wipe with dry toilet paper, your Angus is filth. Facts only.
I can pretty much only fap with oil. So I keep a stack of clothes to lay under me on my bed so it doesn't leak through to my sheets.
I can't sleep on the same pillowcase for more than two days (a day for each side). I'm neurotic about this, and I can't deviate no matter how tired I may be.
I am also down with Team Anilingus. I'm pretty much with whatever in terms of sex minus other dudes, anything larger than a finger entering my back door, and feet. I hate feet.
My list is type weak because I've kind of killed my more savage habits over the years
MY BAWDY DIRTY, BUT MY *** CLEAN! (WHOOOO!)
Son, your angus is a cesspool between showers. Nothing you say will change that
You might be right on that last part though, but since I mentioned that I only do it if I'm not going anywhere, I guess I'll never know. But between cologne, leftover deodorant, and powder on my migos, you'd probably have to straight up put your nose on my arm to notice.
lol whats funny about this I use 2 think that this was weird.. until I started doing construction...Ok, I never told ANYONE about this....
Back when I was about 10-12. I was on the bus on the way home when I got a severe case of bubble guts. I had to get to the crib FAST.
But my bus stop was 2 looong blocks away.I wasnt going to make it.
I'm a G, & won't gone walk in the house wit ****** drawers on, eff that.
So it was this abandoned greenhouse on this side street. It wasnt a real building, just a few walls & roof supports.
I went in, said eff it, & dropped my torpedoes right there on the FLOOR
I waited nervously till nobody was around & got tf out of there & hauled *** home. I didn't come out for the rest of the day.
That weekend when me & some friends & girls were about to play "hide & go get it", one of them said "nah we cant do it near the greenhouse, one of them fiends took a dump in there", I felt so ashamed
Till this day I think somebody saw me ..
very well assessment... after this thread I think ppl wont feel so weird about some of the stuff they do...especially seeing as a lot of ppl have done things they thought ok I gotta be the only one...and then only to find out theres legions of ppl who do it.
It can take me hours to get from the point of deciding to fap to actually doing it because using oil made me create a whole ******* routine (laptop has to be charged, candles have to be lit, door just barely cracked open, TV on and a little louder than my laptop, and nothing on my lower body) If dry fapping didn't hurt for me, I would quit all this dumb ****. 
"One of them fiends"
yea it just seem like adding oils etc... is like setting the mood aka making love to your hand... I tried the socks thing in the ast but it just reminded me of some cheesy old 80's porn flick...Exactly. Like I won't suck the prettiest toes in the world, but I hate to see ugly ones. Just keep socks on, as weird as that may look. I don't mind a little hair on the box though.
Son, you're spot on about oil making it too much of a personal investmentIt can take me hours to get from the point of deciding to fap to actually doing it because using oil made me create a whole ******* routine (laptop has to be charged, candles have to be lit, door just barely cracked open, TV on and a little louder than my laptop, and nothing on my lower body)If dry fapping didn't hurt for me, I would quit all this dumb ****.
Only ever fapped for the last year and a half, but it might be time to quit blud.
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