Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

Put some in my hair first then got it popping
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Used the one sided piece of bread.


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Yup u won already
I use to grab a diaper out the diaper box since it was right next to my bed. My bm use to be heated asking where all the diapers went, im jus like he must be lactose or sumn, dude got the runs again
 
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Yup u won already
I use to grab a diaper out the diaper box since it was right next to my bed. My bm use to be heated asking where all the diapers went, im jus like he must be lactose or sumn, dude got the runs again

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Nah you got the title now lol. That's funny though. Sometimes I wont use anything. I'll just shoot on my stomach and hop right in the shower |I :lol 0]
 
Lol at dudes actin like they aint never used the one sided piece of bread to sop up dat gravy.
 
I can't jerk it in the shower or use water to clean... Mine turns to super glue that way... My ex used to hate taking it in the face, cause she said I had supercum and hard to get off lol...
 
I remember firing all over a newspaper once cause I was standing up. Except I underestimated how far it could travel (and how much :x) and it got all over my bed and some on the dresser. It was like holding your thumb over a waterhose.
 
have yall ever had baby batter stains on your clothes and someone called you on it

I remember one time my pops picked me up from school and I had some on my sweats..I didn't realize it till a few hours later and he asked me whats on my pants..I looked down theres lil dried up spots on my all black sweats
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.. Im like idk what that is..he's like quit jackin off lmao..I tried to play it off forreal you gon play me like that
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hes like yea whatever
 
Lol at dudes actin like they aint never used the one sided piece of bread to sop up dat booty gravy.
 
have yall ever had baby batter stains on your clothes and someone called you on it


I remember one time my pops picked me up from school and I had some on my sweats..I didn't realize it till a few hours later and he asked me whats on my pants..I looked down theres lil dried up spots on my all black sweats :x .. Im like idk what that is..he's like quit jackin off lmao..I tried to play it off forreal you gon play me like that :lol hes like yea whatever
My pops got me when I had the all black girbauds on. Tried to do that they the zipper action wit the lotion and thought a wet rag would clean my mess. Pops straight up was like boy start pulling yo pants own when u jack that thing u messing up all these jeans I be buyingg
 
like where and why would you use bread... like what u was in the middle of making a sandwhich and u decide to bust one..? or what u just keep a loaf up under the pillows next to the bed on the night stand ah something... or do u shoot off on something hit the kitchen and grab a slice of bread?
 
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My pops got me when I had the all black girbauds on. Tried to do that they the zipper action wit the lotion and thought a wet rag would clean my mess. Pops straight up was like boy start pulling yo pants own when u jack that thing u messing up all these jeans I be buyingg
your pops cool..my pops aint play that **** lol..I remember one time I had to be about 12/13 I was about to fap when I was thought he was sleep he calls me upstairs and I had a boner...he's like
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"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BOY" im like nothin he's like why your "WEE WEE poking out" I told him its not lol and he told me get lost

aye my pops used to tell me I had a weewee that **** disrespectful lmao
 
 
like where and why would you use bread... like what u was in the middle of making a sandwhich and u decide to bust one..? or what u just keep a loaf up under the pillows next to the bed on the night stand ah something... or do u shoot off on something hit the kitchen and grab a slice of bread?
Right lol...he's gots some explaining to do?
 
 
your pops cool..my pops aint play that **** lol..I remember one time I had to be about 12/13 I was about to fap when I was thought he was sleep he calls me upstairs and I had a boner...he's like
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"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BOY" im like nothin he's like why your "WEE WEE poking out" I told him its not lol and he told me get lost

aye my pops used to tell me I had a weewee that **** disrespectful lmao
mnes use 2 say skeeter
 
skeeter is cooler than weewee...my friends sister used to tell their lil bro when he was a baby he had a "wee-woah" lol
 
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