Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[Gordonson]

Every time I try to do that, it ends up drying and just creates more friction

 

[k3stacks]

Am I the only one who ***** with the toilet seat up?

Dam you thick

 

[PRIME]

Am I the only one who ***** with the toilet seat up?

Bruh, that's what the **** was invented for..

Anyone fapped with hand sanitizer before?


Dat rugged fap?

I haven't but ive heard of it plenty of times... dudes use to do it when we was in the field... or in a ftx or out on a tour.... Using it to fap wasn't the weird/nasty disturbing part... Fapping out in the woods... out in the field while sleeping outdoors laying next to nothing but dudes was the weird/nasty part... like what about being out in the remote parts of nowhere surrounded by nothing but dudes has you wanting to bust a load?

LMFAOOOO rough times I suppose. Wilderness savagery.

I always imagined fapping with hand sanitizer would make your **** dry as ****

Like it would damage the tender skin :x

 

[301216baller]

Every time I try to do that, it ends up drying and just creates more friction

naw see you get some spit, a lil precum, and a dab of cocoa butter

 

[PRIME]

:x

 

[Gordonson]

I'll just stick to my old mineral oil

 

[herbshuttles15]

Carl has the right idea

 

[$tacy]

Every time I try to do that, it ends up drying and just creates more friction

This. U dry jacking dudes are real savages, applying rug burn to your ***** like that, shame on u. Ibanged this fat girl raw one time and trust me never put hand sanitizer on your piece u will regret it, I was drunk and thought I need to clean my piece asap. I used shampoo before the in 10th grade… wasnt bad

 

[shoelyesses]

This. U dry jacking dudes are real savages, applying rug burn to your ***** like that, shame on u. Ibanged this fat girl raw one time and trust me never put hand sanitizer on your piece u will regret it, I was drunk and thought I need to clean my piece asap. I used shampoo before the in 10th grade… wasnt bad

why would it be ruff or tough skin.......cant speak for others but mines is like a baby bottom... its just smooth to the touch and don't really need to be softened up.... Everyones should be smooth aint like you gonna get ruff skin callouses on it ah something...like how would you even do that aint like its hands and ur using it all the time picking up stuff etc... or exposed to the elements 

 

[eazye 804]

Yo


yall gotta change the subject

 

[yeezusdisciple]

I fapped into my spanish book once cuz i didnt wanna study no more

 

[Based Jesus]

****** ******** with the toilet seat up, dudes rubbing their own juices into their skin

 

[$tacy]

O yea idk how I forgot this, I walked in my jobs bathroom and saw this lil young teenage dude pissing in the sink. I thought that was just some at home **** smh, im talking meat out and all (pause). Dude looked me directly in my eyes and said my bad as he was still pissing. I just kept it moving and yelled out that aint got **** to do with me. I couldnt even piss cuz I couldn't wash my hands in that sink after that. In his defense tho the mental health department is in the same building.

 

[eazye 804]

O yea idk how I forgot this, I walked in my jobs bathroom and saw this lil young teenage dude pissing in the sink. I thought that was just some at home **** smh, im talking meat out and all (pause). Dude looked me directly in my eyes and said my bad as he was still pissing. I just kept it moving and yelled out that aint got **** to do with me. I couldnt even piss cuz I couldn't wash my hands in that sink after that. In his defense tho the mental health department is in the same building.

that had to have been the dude earlier in the thread who said he pisses in sinks

 

[tyonenine]

Btw, Why do y'all piss in the sink? I don't understand.

 

[12 million]

I hate when I get done peeing and I shake and everything then a decent amount of pee still gets in my drawers

 

[eazye 804]

100% fact

Its worse when you think you bout to get some brains from a chick & you tryna keep ya **** fresh & smelling clean . In the back of your head you thinking "I hope she don't smell piss"

 

[301216baller]

Dude I hate that **** especially when it runs down your leg...**** like that makes you mad at the universe for the rest of the day smh

 

[Gordonson]

Dude I hate that **** especially when it runs down your leg...**** like that makes you mad at the universe for the rest of the day smh

Top 3 Worst Feels my ___, right up there with getting your socks wet

 

[jamie dimon]

For some reason i always get that when i wear dress pants and with the lining on the inside it just slaps against my leg 

 

[301216baller]

Top 3 Worst Feels my ___, right up there with getting your socks wet

That's another one...esp when your in a rush and you think you got a warm fresh pair in the dryer but when you pull them out they're damp/borderline soaked

 

[niyr]

You dudes gotta learn man....

Guys: tell me if this sounds familiar. You're going to the bathroom, everything is going fine, and as soon as you've...stowed everything, your body decides to rebel and release its last few drops of urine into your pants. Next time, try this trick.

You'd think this shouldn't be a problem but for some of us, things just don't (ahem) shake out the way you'd like. So, from now on: every time you urinate, after you're finished, press on your perineum—that is, the area between your testicles and anus—and then  shake. This will ensure the last bit gets out before you put everything away.

 

[301216baller]

Why are there lips at the bottom each post---I'm on mobile by the way

Nt really turnin into lipstick alley

Now they're gone hmm

 

[shoelyesses]

That's another one...esp when your in a rush and you think you got a warm fresh pair in the dryer but when you pull them out they're damp/borderline soaked

lol speaking of damp socks..... I was riding the bus awhile ago...and this old dude feel asleep etc... So these young kids played a trick on old dude and took one of his shoes off..... needless to say dude got up at his stop and took one step off the bus and socks was str8 soaked due to him stepping out str8 into a puddle... it was kinda messed up but was kinda funny

 

[Gordonson]

That's another one...esp when your in a rush and you think you got a warm fresh pair in the dryer but when you pull them out they're damp/borderline soaked

Or taking ANYTHING out of the dryer only to find out it's still wet >: