Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[shoelyesses]

 
Right lol...he's gots some explaining to do?

I bet his old lady be like damn baby cant even keep the kids with school lunches cause you down jizzed up all the bread...

 

[Gordonson]

I never gravitate from the trusty old sock or old tee set up. Followed by a damp paper towel to clean up a bit

 

[SC kid]

like where and why would you use bread... like what u was in the middle of making a sandwhich and u decide to bust one..? or what u just keep a loaf up under the pillows next to the bed on the night stand ah something... or do u shoot off on something hit the kitchen and grab a slice of bread?

At the time I only had a little bit of toilet paper and I knew I would need that later in the morning. The bread was left and I knew no one would use it. I weighed my options and thought of other alternatives but that seemed like the logical choice. I used the white side and simply dabbed it on the gravy. It absorbed much better than I had contemplated.

Lol at this being odd.

 

[Peep Game]

Booty gravy :x

Spoiler

or ???

 

[lamekilla]

Been catching up on the thread and been dying laughing

 

[jamie dimon]

 

Yup u won already
I use to grab a diaper out the diaper box since it was right next to my bed. My bm use to be heated asking where all the diapers went, im jus like he must be lactose or sumn, dude got the runs again

Nah you got the title now lol. That's funny though. Sometimes I wont use anything. I'll just shoot on my stomach and hop right in the shower

if you try to shoot on your stomach, wouldnt there be a good chance it hits your face? Or are your shots a struggle? 

 

[12 million]

if you try to shoot on your stomach, wouldnt there be a good chance it hits your face? Or are your shots a struggle? 

Yea they've almost hit my face. The closest my children came to my face is my shoulder. Sometimes I won't blast it out though. I'll ease it on out. Itll be oozing out like crazy.

 

[furiousstylez23]

Y'all guys are sick.

 

[jamie dimon]

 

if you try to shoot on your stomach, wouldnt there be a good chance it hits your face? Or are your shots a struggle? 

Yea they've almost hit my face. The closest my children came to my face is my shoulder. Sometimes I won't blast it out though. I'll ease it on out. Itll be oozing out like crazy.

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

 

[smoothop1432]

crying.

I thought I liked that until I found a girl that could take me to the throat no problem.

Nothing was the same after that.

 

[Mark Antony]

I love doing that he man ****, they get giddy. Learned a long time ago though not every chick is meant to be lifted. Power bombed her thick *** on to bed when the arms gave out.

man I wanna do that **** so bad...I feel like its the ultimate sex move as a man...but damn dude lol you gotta tell that story now

Ain't much to tell, it was on the bed so it didn't hurt her. Matter of fact all she said was "why'd you stop?" like she thought I was gonna hold her up the entire time.

 

[celticspride34]

So, there is nothing more fun than throwing a big girl around... Especially the ones who have never had that before.. I'll throw a fat ***** over my shoulder, and spin till we dizzy... Then I just throw or suplex the ***** on the bed...

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Strawberry cream cheese on waffles

 

[T Lo Sweater]

So, there is nothing more fun than throwing a big girl around... Especially the ones who have never had that before.. I'll throw a fat ***** over my shoulder, and spin till we dizzy... Then I just throw or suplex the ***** on the bed...

Lmaoooo like the dude that suplexed his girl on the floor by mistake

 

[DCAllAfrican]

it is when the spiciness of the chips mixes with the bread. Nothing else, just those two things. Its great.

Whoa, like a damn CHIP sandwich?

 

[celticspride34]

So, there is nothing more fun than throwing a big girl around... Especially the ones who have never had that before.. I'll throw a fat ***** over my shoulder, and spin till we dizzy... Then I just throw or suplex the ***** on the bed...

Lmaoooo like the dude that suplexed his girl on the floor by mistake

I've done that too lol...

 

[Mark Antony]

Naw wasn't no mistake for you famb.

 

[shoelyesses]

big itches have you breaking out the back braces, banging them out

 

[change the name Snyder]

I'm still stuck on slim chewing desk gum

 

[joepapamama23]

Whoa, like a damn CHIP sandwich?

Sorta lol but the roll only holds like 3 or 4 hot Cheetos. Those Cuban rolls are tiny, they can be consumed in like 2 bites max

 

[12 million]

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

 

[12 million]

jamie dimon that's some get back at a rival gang member type ****

 

[Based Jesus]

 

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

YOOOOOOOO

 

[rook]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

My ___, were you dropped on the head as a child?

I used to dry fap all the time back in the day when i was getting no poon. Worst faps ever

 

[rook]

 

if you try to shoot on your stomach, wouldnt there be a good chance it hits your face? Or are your shots a struggle? 

Yea they've almost hit my face. The closest my children came to my face is my shoulder. Sometimes I won't blast it out though. I'll ease it on out. Itll be oozing out like crazy.

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

You sir are a sick savage