Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[jamie dimon]

 

 

 

if you try to shoot on your stomach, wouldnt there be a good chance it hits your face? Or are your shots a struggle? 

Yea they've almost hit my face. The closest my children came to my face is my shoulder. Sometimes I won't blast it out though. I'll ease it on out. Itll be oozing out like crazy.

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

You sir are a sick savage

 

[PRIME]

@ Son fapping with Softee hair and scalp moisturizer :x


Dry faps doe

I'm still stuck on slim chewing desk gum

it is when the spiciness of the chips mixes with the bread. Nothing else, just those two things. Its great.

Whoa, like a damn CHIP sandwich?

POBRE

 

[kingfoamnyc]

 
its thicker then a bar of soap. so on and so forth...

 

 

props bruh

 

[shoelyesses]

iuno of weird nasty...but when I was single... id wait until I had to take a bath to clean the tub... meaning like id shower go on for days weeks etc... without cleaning.... then I would clean it if I wanted to take a bath.

 

[superantigen]

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

Edit--don't want my post to get misconstrued.


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[moe fab]

 

have yall ever had baby batter stains on your clothes and someone called you on it


I remember one time my pops picked me up from school and I had some on my sweats..I didn't realize it till a few hours later and he asked me whats on my pants..I looked down theres lil dried up spots on my all black sweats

.. Im like idk what that is..he's like quit jackin off lmao..I tried to play it off forreal you gon play me like that

hes like yea whatever

My pops got me when I had the all black girbauds on. Tried to do that they the zipper action wit the lotion and thought a wet rag would clean my mess. Pops straight up was like boy start pulling yo pants own when u jack that thing u messing up all these jeans I be buyingg

One time Pops caught me in the bathroom kuz I didn't lock the door. I had the box of hair dye kuz I didn't take any "reading" material. He busts in n is like WTH n I'm like "I was reading the ingredients" 

 I was sitting on the toilet lid

 

 

like where and why would you use bread... like what u was in the middle of making a sandwhich and u decide to bust one..? or what u just keep a loaf up under the pillows next to the bed on the night stand ah something... or do u shoot off on something hit the kitchen and grab a slice of bread?

You playing soggy biscuit or something?

 

My pops got me when I had the all black girbauds on. Tried to do that they the zipper action wit the lotion and thought a wet rag would clean my mess. Pops straight up was like boy start pulling yo pants own when u jack that thing u messing up all these jeans I be buyingg

your pops cool..my pops aint play that **** lol..I remember one time I had to be about 12/13 I was about to fap when I was thought he was sleep he calls me upstairs and I had a boner...he's like

x

x

"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BOY" im like nothin he's like why your "WEE WEE poking out" I told him its not lol and he told me get lost

aye my pops used to tell me I had a weewee that **** disrespectful lmao

 Making it sound all diminutive n ****

Booty gravy

Spoiler

or

???

 

 

i get what you mean by easying it but sometimes it still just shoots out further than expected. Had to sell a sweater on ebay because of that. Did not even clean it either, just let it dry and then shipped it to buyer a week later 

Monica aint even right for that one...

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[herbshuttles15]

I used to wait to use pre cum as lube
I prefer lez pron if it involves a strap
Ate a box hair recently, don't seem care

 

[celticspride34]

iuno of weird nasty...but when I was single... id wait until I had to take a bath to clean the tub... meaning like id shower go on for days weeks etc... without cleaning.... then I would clean it if I wanted to take a bath.

Sounds about right... But I'm too fat to be taking baths in my tub lol...

 

[eazye 804]

Ate a box hair recently, don't seem care

when you get almost 30 you have eaten/ gotten in your mouth plenty o box hairs, no biggie

 

[shoelyesses]

Sounds about right... But I'm too fat to be taking baths in my tub lol...

hell its hard for me im over 6ft so half the time ive just got my midsection in with my legs posted up like im prime for giving birth... I hate how like bath tubs are still made like most ppl still are barely over 5ft tall...this aint the 1800's ah something.

 

[PRIME]

Anyone fapped with hand sanitizer before?

Dat rugged fap?

 

[celticspride34]

Sounds about right... But I'm too fat to be taking baths in my tub lol...

hell its hard for me im over 6ft so half the time ive just got my midsection in with my legs posted up like im prime for giving birth... I hate how like bath tubs are still made like most ppl still are barely over 5ft tall...this aint the 1800's ah something.

Yeah, I'm 6'2 lol... I've never taken a bath that wasn't at a nice telly lol...

 

[joeyxfresco]

Am I the only one who ***** with the toilet seat up?

 

[htownshoefiend]

Am I the only one who ***** with the toilet seat up?

Yes

You're disgusting

 

[eazye 804]

this dude *** touching the pissy ,cold *** toilet

 

[rolaholic]

Am I the only one who ***** with the toilet seat up?

Loolwhat? Wouldn't your *** just fall in?

 

[joeyxfresco]

I mean at my crib. Obviously not in a public restroom

I just can't do toilet seats man. Too uncomfortable

 

[celticspride34]

I mean at my crib. Obviously not in a public restroom

I just can't do toilet seats man. Too uncomfortable

How fat are you homie?... Lol

 

[shoelyesses]

Anyone fapped with hand sanitizer before?

Dat rugged fap?

I haven't but ive heard of it plenty of times... dudes use to do it when we was in the field... or in a ftx or out on a tour.... Using it to fap wasn't the weird/nasty disturbing part... Fapping out in the woods... out in the field while sleeping outdoors laying next to nothing but dudes was the weird/nasty part... like what about being out in the remote parts of nowhere surrounded by nothing but dudes has you wanting to bust a load?

 

[Nouss]

I used to wait to use pre cum as lube

Man, what? :x

Using your own juices for lube?

 

[herbshuttles15]

I used to wait to use pre cum as lube

Man, what? :x

Using your own juices for lube?

There are only savages in this thread

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Man, what? :x

Using your own juices for lube?

That's when it feels the best

 

[joeyxfresco]

Not fat at all haha

 

[Nouss]

Lol what? How common is this?

 

[Peep Game]

If you're not using lotion, thats the next best thing...or it's the best in general dry jack, pre-cum, stroke, POW, right in the kisser