Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Oh ok, I thought he was talking about running since he quoted the guy have a beer belly
 
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Operation #UNWASH begins now :hat
 
Was trying to log into my bank account yesterday. Could not for the life of me remember my username. I go on it all the time, that's the strange part.
I swear i typed the same password for internet banking everyday for 5 years and then one day went in there and drew a total blank. Still cant remember it, had to change it.
I blamed it on weed.
Now you got me over here all baked and paranoid that it's actually my age and not jahs sweet herb.

These are disturbing developments indeed
 
yo find a gym that has parking and im widdit or if u tryna get gully and hop the fence at 144. whats poppin

btw im so washed that a lil baddie fake tried to bag me at work and i smirked instead of going for the kill. i was BIG MAD when i realized how bad i fumbled on the 1 yard line after shorty dipped :sick::sick::sick:

For something like that we'd probably have to make that trip to Yonkers or New Rochelle :smh:
 
Only thing I can say in his defense is that maybe he is playing on a cement court and a rubber ball will hold up better than leather?

Although if you trying to get unwashed, balling on concrete is NOT the move chief :lol:

Yeah, no-one is saying leather - that's only for clean wood - but at least once of the composite balls constructed in the same way. Much more enjoyable.
 
yo find a gym that has parking and im widdit or if u tryna get gully and hop the fence at 144. whats poppin

btw im so washed that a lil baddie fake tried to bag me at work and i smirked instead of going for the kill. i was BIG MAD when i realized how bad i fumbled on the 1 yard line after shorty dipped :sick::sick::sick:

You pulled a Pete Carroll lol

Threw the damn ball instead of running it in
 
Yeah, no-one is saying leather - that's only for clean wood - but at least once of the composite balls constructed in the same way. Much more enjoyable.
Can pretty much get a decent wilson composite at cosco or wallys world for 19.99$. But i guess im further revealing my washedness even knowing that.
 
Got a young dude on the court with the Steve Smith (Smitty) stop and go move on the baseline today. As I was running down court all I heard the sideline saying was that he got him with the Kyrie. Not ready to say washed yet, but there was a time when that move was executed, everyone would yell Smitty. Those dudes are washed and no longer playing like me. Team not washed yet.
 
Got a young dude on the court with the Steve Smith (Smitty) stop and go move on the baseline today. As I was running down court all I heard the sideline saying was that he got him with the Kyrie. Not ready to say washed yet, but there was a time when that move was executed, everyone would yell Smitty. Those dudes are washed and no longer playing like me. Team not washed yet.

I mean, I know it's the Smitty...but I've actually Never heard that phrased used while hooping in my life :lol
 
Went to get an eye contacts exam at wal mart.

When I left I couldn't find my car.

Walked around pretending to be on the phone looking for someone.

Had to click several times down the aisles before I found the beep.
I do this all the time smh.
 
Got a young dude on the court with the Steve Smith (Smitty) stop and go move on the baseline today. As I was running down court all I heard the sideline saying was that he got him with the Kyrie. Not ready to say washed yet, but there was a time when that move was executed, everyone would yell Smitty. Those dudes are washed and no longer playing like me. Team not washed yet.
Yea man, that move ALWAYS works.

If you are in transition, on the left side (ball in right hand), just modify your speed, yea, instant get!
 
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