Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Man yall should see my Smitty technique. I be leaving panties on the floor

 

[DCAllAfrican]

If I am cut off on the baseline, I like going to this but I usually quickly switch the ball to my right (faking middle) then back to my left hand.

It is a fun move.

 

[calibeebee]

The move at around 1:25 is deadly for me every time. Requires no speed, handles, or explosiveness. Just relies on stupidity of your defender. I think it’s just called the shuttlesworth.


In the post, I now rely on a move that the Escalade taught me in a streetball episode

Deception is my only saving grace on the court now. Swashed

 

[DCAllAfrican]

The move at around 1:25 is deadly for me every time. Requires no speed, handles, or explosiveness. Just relies on stupidity of your defender. I think it’s just called the shuttlesworth.


In the post, I now rely on a move that the Escalade taught me in a streetball episode

Deception is my only saving grace on the court now. Swashed

Yea the layup finish @ 1:25 is one of my favorite layups in life because I thought he was going to go for a reverse but he stayed on the left side.

Also, this one.

 

[tr1ll]

The move at around 1:25 is deadly for me every time. Requires no speed, handles, or explosiveness. Just relies on stupidity of your defender. I think it’s just called the shuttlesworth.


In the post, I now rely on a move that the Escalade taught me in a streetball episode

Deception is my only saving grace on the court now. Swashed

I used to call it the Kobe.

 

[lynchpin33]

I mean, I know it's the Smitty...but I've actually Never heard that phrased used while hooping in my life

breaks down the move starting at the 10 sec mark
the way KG and BD yell watch out for the Smitty (55 sec mark) is how it was always announced at the courts coming up.

 

[P C H]

I used to be a nba tapes and dvd junkie as a kid, so the first time I saw the smitty was with MJ against the Knicks

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea, I never heard anybody call that "The Kobe."

 

[wavycrocket]

The move at around 1:25 is deadly for me every time. Requires no speed, handles, or explosiveness. Just relies on stupidity of your defender. I think it’s just called the shuttlesworth.


In the post, I now rely on a move that the Escalade taught me in a streetball episode

Deception is my only saving grace on the court now. Swashed

I call that the Paul McPherson

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

I’m starting to understand why fathers are the way they are

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I call that the Paul McPherson

Call back!

He did used to do that.

I think of Steve Francis when I see it

0:58 Mark

 

[|A-Man|]

This is the dribbling equivalent of a pump fake.

 

[calibeebee]

Phewwww Franchise was FILTHY!

 

[gentrification]

I call that the Paul McPherson

Lol at the McPherson mention one of my favorite players...better than q rich at DePaul...

 

[Peep Game]

 

[RustyShackleford]

Good grief

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Shawn Michaels looking like Frank from Shameless

 

[PRIME]

 

[art vandelay]

When I realized that Travis Scott isn’t my cup of tea.

 

[datznasty]

Damn, KG got on some 30 waist 42 inseam denim yoga pants

Had to hit the panic button to find my truck today at Wal Mart

Bought some Wal Mart brand (Russell Athletic) drifit fleece shorts for $11 and wudn't e'em mad about it

Remember when Russell Athletic (and Champion and Fubu and And 1 and Starter) weren't Wal Mart brands

Paul McPherson from that Nike Battleground dvd, the 1 on 1 edition. Got bodied by Amara Si who was supposed to sign with Dunleavy and the Clippers but never heard of him leaving his overseas gig with Hollis Price (former OU guard, AI wanna be)

 

[Mark Antony]

Mayor Kane old man shrunk so bad he can't even fit the mask.

 

[adobecs4]

I'm at the bar yawning....

 

[sooperhooper]

Bruh I've been struggling to stay up past 11. Not even interested in watching the entire game tonight.

 

[calibeebee]

Pops asked me to help him move some stuff at his house today. I showed up with wrist straps, a jumpers knee strap, gloves, and knee pads.

 

[adobecs4]

I'm at the bar yawning....

All I've done is smoke and have 2 margaritas