Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[SneakerProSr.]

I forget my oldest son's name.

We have the same name.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I forget my oldest son's name.

We have the same name.

His name is SneakerPro.

Duh

 

[|A-Man|]

I forget my oldest son's name.

We have the same name.

 

[waitwut]

turning 25 and i feel washed already.

 

[max powers]

When you realize Paul Pierce was right when he said NBA players can't fight.

 

[tr1ll]

I forget my oldest son's name.

We have the same name.

You didn’t do “The Grandmother”’, did you? Call everyone’s name except his. “Bobby-Lonnie-Michael-YOU!”

 

[jape]

i was the last one to show up to the bar and the first one to leave last night.
was proud i got an hour and half of socializing in with my friends that i haven't seen in over a month.

immediately after i walked in i looked around and said to myself, "I can't believe i used to do this every weekend."

 

[tr1ll]

When you realize Paul Pierce was right when he said NBA players can't fight.

You’re just NOW figuring this out? How could they really know how to fight? You know the real street cats, but the rest of them have been sheltered to make sure they make it to the league.

 

[SC kid]

But they literally CANT fight.
I've never seen a skirmish go on near as long as a hockey fight and there are multiple people pulling them apart when they are trying to fight.
It never goes past a few punches except that brawl at the palace

So how would one know if they can or cannot fight.

 

[the 718 truth]

Bruh I've been struggling to stay up past 11. Not even interested in watching the entire game tonight.

West coast games…

 

[...So]

.

 

[jape]

Thread...

i read the whole thread like a chappelle show skit

 

[sharpshooter718]

Can't stay out past 2 o'clock..

I need a mid day nap if I'm staying out past 2am..

 

[PRIME]

Woke up to hit the mall today before the mid day rush

Got in, got out. Felt good

 

[RustyShackleford]

I forget my oldest son's name.

We have the same name.

SneakerProSr. in the house calling his kids "hey youngblood"

 

[max powers]

You’re just NOW figuring this out? How could they really know how to fight? You know the real street cats, but the rest of them have been sheltered to make sure they make it to the league.

Of course not, but I mean DAMN. Not one of you ****** have hands? This is a consistent trend. Then on top of that, I heard someone compare it to the, "Malace In The Palace" of '04. I haven't laughed so hard in someone's face in ages. I still have yet to see LaBron throw one.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Bron is brand first; he probably stole off Ingram in the locker room.

 

[|A-Man|]

i read the whole thread like a chappelle show skit

I'm so lost.

More hip hop than Big Pimpin?

 

[lovehateself]

I'm so lost.

More hip hop than Big Pimpin?

Prolly wanted black eyed peas type of “hip hop”

 

[ahat]

I'm so lost.

More hip hop than Big Pimpin?

She wanted that PAPIHH Jay

 

[blacklion23]

That frog help gif still gets me

Realized I was washed about a month ago, when I hit up the young lady that took my virginity in 7th grade, hoping she'd flirt around with the idea of seeing what it would be like today. The fact I went back to 7th grade yambs is enough to know how washed I am.

 

[D.Josey]

That's kind of strange man.

 

[SupremeBeing5]

i was the last one to show up to the bar and the first one to leave last night.
was proud i got an hour and half of socializing in with my friends that i haven't seen in over a month.

immediately after i walked in i looked around and said to myself, "I can't believe i used to do this every weekend."

Why did you say that?

Also how old are you?

 

[SupremeBeing5]

i read the whole thread like a chappelle show skit

Big Pimpin trash though.

Song didn’t age well at all!

 

[blacklion23]

That's kind of strange man.

Eh, I guess. But check this, a few months prior a childhood girlfriend found me, we got up, she bust it open without me even trying.