Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[1c3m4m]

^ I was happy to get an apartment with washer & dryer inside of it

I walk by it to this day and still shed a happy tear lol

 

[cragmatic]

No issue with listening to podcasts while pumping those irons

How sway... how?!?

 

[sonoftony]

^ I was happy to get an apartment with washer & dryer inside of it

I walk by it to this day and still shed a happy tear lol

You lucky b. Count your blessings

 

[getback]

I have to go to the bathroom at work like 4-5 times per day to stretch. Co-workers probably think I have IBS or something.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

How sway... how?!?

Stick buds in ear
Press play

 

[Meangene45]

I have to go to the bathroom at work like 4-5 times per day to stretch. Co-workers probably think I have IBS or something.

Sounds like you might. I would get that checked out.

 

[chillpoppy]

Yesterday I thought to myself. It's not swag anymore it's drip now. When did we stop saying swag?

 

[theafricandream]

Driving in NYC is stressful as hell, so I’ve been playing either jazz or in complete silence to keep me more calm.

I proudly rock Nike Free 5.0s as my main go to kicks. Comfort > style to me now. I find Js to be heavy, clunky, and uncomfortable.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Using the term "swag" in THAT context has BEEN old

Just leave the slang to the young folks.

Part of aging gracefully is knowing you shouldn't be trying to keep up with slang outside of your age group

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Legal weed killed swag, #innocentbystander

 

[tr1ll]

Legal weed killed swag, #innocentbystander

Wrong usage, sir.

#stonewashed

 

[sonoftony]

Yesterday I thought to myself. It's not swag anymore it's drip now. When did we stop saying swag?

I can never use drip in that context. Drip will always be nose candy slang to me.

 

[blastercombo]

By no means washed but I’m at the point where the answer is YES, I would like to try it in the wide size please

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Sounds like you might. I would get that checked out.

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[Meangene45]

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Dude is faking IT he's not stretching in a bathroom

 

[jumpmanpro97]

Yesterday I thought to myself. It's not swag anymore it's drip now. When did we stop saying swag?

Once white people started using it

 

[jape]

why stretch in the restroom though?

 

[aNYone]

why stretch in the restroom though?

Maybe dude is embarrassed?

I shamelessly bust out my best version of an Asian squat at any given moment.

 

[jape]

public restrooms are gross though

 

[calibeebee]

Yesterday I thought to myself. It's not swag anymore it's drip now. When did we stop saying swag?

I used the term “hella” the other day to describe how cool something was. I’m not the person to be consulting here

 

[jape]

hella always sounded dumb to me

 

[promac]

Drip sounds just as dumb


But I’m washed so what do I know

 

[ahat]

Got the drip sounds like you got burnt by a dirty ***

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

I farted in an elevator today, tried to hold it but I couldn't. I stunk up the elevator felt embarrass and washed lol

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I have to go to the bathroom at work like 4-5 times per day to stretch. Co-workers probably think I have IBS or something.

Probably think you're masturbating