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One of the better ones in the threadMoments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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One of the better ones in the thread
|A-Man|
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Sometimes it hurts when I take off my t-shirt(s).
Pretty sure my shoulder/shoulder blade/rotator cuff are washed beyond recognition.
If I don't stretch randomly earlier in the day this joint will ache out of nowhere if I try to raise my arm above my head.
Swear I'm about to get a nuru massage.
Pretty sure my shoulder/shoulder blade/rotator cuff are washed beyond recognition.
If I don't stretch randomly earlier in the day this joint will ache out of nowhere if I try to raise my arm above my head.
Swear I'm about to get a nuru massage.
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Centrum Silver too
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this sleep apnea machine made it curtains 
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The place next to mine just started being an AirBnB and anytime I see some young kids pull up in there I know it’s gonna be a rowdy night. Making me feel like the crotchety old neighbor at 30
|A-Man|
formerly atgd7154xbbxmz
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Had to be woken up for the countdown.
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Yea. Tech jumped like a mofo Fromm 2000 to 2010,
Had a almost a bumpy old ugly phone to iPhone4
Had a almost a bumpy old ugly phone to iPhone4
calibeebee
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Damn I gain weight so fast now. Holiday eating got me bad this year. Put on a dri-fit for the first time in a while. Joint fits me like this now
Stonewashed
Stonewashed
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Tried Cryotherapy and got regular massages last year. This year gonna at least try cupping #washed
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I went outside to "watch the fireworks".
But really just to make sure they didnt go in my yard or hit my truck
But really just to make sure they didnt go in my yard or hit my truck
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Went out to celebrate New Years last night. Danced for 2 hours until 12AM.
Went home, and I was in bed by 2AM. Just woke up, and I can't feel my legs.
#WashedUp
Going out to get some New Year's Brunch now
Went home, and I was in bed by 2AM. Just woke up, and I can't feel my legs.
#WashedUp
Going out to get some New Year's Brunch now
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The fact that you said you danced.
#washedup
#washedup
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You're washed if you dance?
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No. You’re washed if you mentioned the fact that you danced. The unwashed just “went out”.
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Going out sometimes refers to drinking and smoking lol.
I think it’s fine to say dance? I mentioned that because my lwgs are sore now
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Had you been on DCs vigorous and intense regiment of 25 air squats a day you wouldn't be in this situation.
I hope you've learned from you mistake.
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perhaps this meme will explain a lil..
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Time to do some hip thrusting excersises. Your wife gonna end up cheating on you with Tyronne if she isn't alreadyin the early 2000's
i was able to go all night
after round 1 im knocked out
only been able to stay awake for round 2
if we have morning sex
and for special occasions
|A-Man|
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I think that was the point of saying you're extra washed. Went out of your way to say you danced to harp on your washed legs.
Washed body and vernacular.
The Fresh Prince
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When I realized being nice to females results in you being in the "friend zone" or in their case considered female in their eyes.
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Everytime I hear about some cat being in the friend zone it’s always on him.
Man up
Man up
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Caught myself getting pissed when I kept waking up from all the noise going on when I was trying to sleep through New Years. Felt like a grumpy old man.
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My girl and I went to a local bar to celebrate NYE. We watched the ball drop and then dipped IMMEDIATELY. As in we called for the Uber at 12:05 and we were in bed asleep by 12:30.
Next year we might just sleep through it.
On a side note, NYE has always been a lowkey trash holiday. Folks stand in crazy lines and pay covers at bars that are free 364 nights out of the year. I think I'm officiall over it now.
Next year we might just sleep through it.
On a side note, NYE has always been a lowkey trash holiday. Folks stand in crazy lines and pay covers at bars that are free 364 nights out of the year. I think I'm officiall over it now.
