Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[DCAllAfrican]

you live in the west coast but you count down to the new year on east coast time so you can still go to bed at a decent hour.

One of the better ones in the thread

 

[|A-Man|]

Sometimes it hurts when I take off my t-shirt(s).

Pretty sure my shoulder/shoulder blade/rotator cuff are washed beyond recognition.

If I don't stretch randomly earlier in the day this joint will ache out of nowhere if I try to raise my arm above my head.

Swear I'm about to get a nuru massage.

 

[Stakeholder]

When Zantac and Tums became a staple in the med cabinet.

Centrum Silver too

 

[onewearz]

this sleep apnea machine made it curtains

 

[jville819]

The place next to mine just started being an AirBnB and anytime I see some young kids pull up in there I know it’s gonna be a rowdy night. Making me feel like the crotchety old neighbor at 30

 

[|A-Man|]

Had to be woken up for the countdown.

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Yea. Tech jumped like a mofo Fromm 2000 to 2010,

Had a almost a bumpy old ugly phone to iPhone4

 

[calibeebee]

Damn I gain weight so fast now. Holiday eating got me bad this year. Put on a dri-fit for the first time in a while. Joint fits me like this now

Stonewashed

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Sometimes it hurts when I take off my t-shirt(s).

Pretty sure my shoulder/shoulder blade/rotator cuff are washed beyond recognition.

If I don't stretch randomly earlier in the day this joint will ache out of nowhere if I try to raise my arm above my head.

Swear I'm about to get a nuru massage.

Tried Cryotherapy and got regular massages last year. This year gonna at least try cupping #washed

 

[SC kid]

I went outside to "watch the fireworks".

But really just to make sure they didnt go in my yard or hit my truck

 

[jordman23]

Went out to celebrate New Years last night. Danced for 2 hours until 12AM.

Went home, and I was in bed by 2AM. Just woke up, and I can't feel my legs.

#WashedUp


Going out to get some New Year's Brunch now

 

[tr1ll]

The fact that you said you danced.

#washedup

 

[adobecs4]

You're washed if you dance?

 

[tr1ll]

No. You’re washed if you mentioned the fact that you danced. The unwashed just “went out”.

 

[alchemist iq]

No. You’re washed if you mentioned the fact that you danced. The unwashed just “went out”.

 

[jordman23]

Going out sometimes refers to drinking and smoking lol.

I think it’s fine to say dance? I mentioned that because my lwgs are sore now

 

[ahat]

Going out sometimes refers to drinking and smoking lol.

I think it’s fine to say dance? I mentioned that because my lwgs are sore now

Had you been on DCs vigorous and intense regiment of 25 air squats a day you wouldn't be in this situation.

I hope you've learned from you mistake.

 

[fluid hips]

perhaps this meme will explain a lil..

 

[fluid hips]

in the early 2000's
i was able to go all night
after round 1 im knocked out
only been able to stay awake for round 2
if we have morning sex
and for special occasions

Time to do some hip thrusting excersises. Your wife gonna end up cheating on you with Tyronne if she isn't already

 

[|A-Man|]

Going out sometimes refers to drinking and smoking lol.

I think it’s fine to say dance? I mentioned that because my lwgs are sore now

I think that was the point of saying you're extra washed. Went out of your way to say you danced to harp on your washed legs.

Washed body and vernacular.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

When I realized being nice to females results in you being in the "friend zone" or in their case considered female in their eyes.

 

[Mark Antony]

When I realized being nice to females results in you being in the "friend zone" or in their case considered female in their eyes.

 

[jape]

Everytime I hear about some cat being in the friend zone it’s always on him.

Man up

 

[D Fly]

Caught myself getting pissed when I kept waking up from all the noise going on when I was trying to sleep through New Years. Felt like a grumpy old man.

 

[atlsfinest]

My girl and I went to a local bar to celebrate NYE. We watched the ball drop and then dipped IMMEDIATELY. As in we called for the Uber at 12:05 and we were in bed asleep by 12:30.

Next year we might just sleep through it.

On a side note, NYE has always been a lowkey trash holiday. Folks stand in crazy lines and pay covers at bars that are free 364 nights out of the year. I think I'm officiall over it now.