Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

I’m blind as a bat uce. :lol:
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Didnt think it was possible but Beastie Boys make Nas look even younger :lol:

Especially Nas wearing the kangol hat. Had me questioning if this song was made in 96.
Those BASTARDS, even had the Green 96 Rodeo in the start of the video a little off camera.
 
Turned 28 last month and numbers wise I’m like damn, almost 30 :(

Physically I feel really good. Still feel young. And I would still be going out on weekends had it not been for me saving for a house.

Also the fact that all my homies my age are either in relationships or have kids :lol
Hard to get out with the homies.
 
Kids and a locked in relationship in your 20s ain't the wave honestly. Also 28 is still very, very, very young, people need to know that. It's one of those things you don't realize till you're older, but that random arbitrary number "30" you're creeping up on makes you feel like it's a thing. It's not.
 
Kids and a locked in relationship in your 20s ain't the wave honestly. Also 28 is still very, very, very young, people need to know that. It's one of those things you don't realize till you're older, but that random arbitrary number "30" you're creeping up on makes you feel like it's a thing. It's not.
Man if I would have waited a few more years to get married. So many oats I would have sewn. I would have been like Simmi in Coming to America, 40 days of fornication. LOL
 
I gotta put on glasses before I watch Pron

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"They took out a wall here so now you have an open floor plan with a full view of the kitchen and living room"

"I like it......nice and open"


"Would you like to see the master bedroom?"

"I'd love to"



























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Me on a nightly basis, cept I fell asleep last night, during Island Life :smh:
 
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I did a spiritual reading today at a psychic here in town. My girl is into this stuff so I went with her. The card she drew for me was Starfish. Told me I’m out of balance. Starfish relies on its outward appearance and when out of balance that means I’m superficial or shallow. Also said that I’ve forgotten my calling and have put aside my dreams to please others.

God damn. My girls reading was all positive. This psychic lady just told me I’m washed basically. Starfish= a thing that washes ashore :rollin
 
Turning 34 next week

1) my left leg has this weird numbness everytime I exercise, I cant do a full *** sprint without it actinides g up
2) cant have sex with a condom anymore, I get zero sensation
3) masterbating, I get wild tired after doing it. Im not even joking
4) I havent been clubbing in over a year. I go to after work spots for a drink or 2 and then im home in bed by around 9-10 pm the latest
5) say like 5 years ago after 2 hours I would get 20 likes and 4 girls saying I’m cute or whatever. Now this is it

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Listening to the old school station the other day, and they were playing My Girl by The Temptations, the very next song was Hey Ya by Outkast.
Like I understand Hey Ya came out in 03 but its in the same category as My Girl which came out in 1965????
 
Turning 34 next week

1) my left leg has this weird numbness everytime I exercise, I cant do a full *** sprint without it actinides g up
2) cant have sex with a condom anymore, I get zero sensation
3) masterbating, I get wild tired after doing it. Im not even joking
4) I havent been clubbing in over a year. I go to after work spots for a drink or 2 and then im home in bed by around 9-10 pm the latest
5) say like 5 years ago after 2 hours I would get 20 likes and 4 girls saying I’m cute or whatever. Now this is it

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:rofl: :rofl:
 
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