Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Turning 34 next week

1) my left leg has this weird numbness everytime I exercise, I cant do a full *** sprint without it actinides g up
2) cant have sex with a condom anymore, I get zero sensation
3) masterbating, I get wild tired after doing it. Im not even joking
4) I havent been clubbing in over a year. I go to after work spots for a drink or 2 and then im home in bed by around 9-10 pm the latest
5) say like 5 years ago after 2 hours I would get 20 likes and 4 girls saying I’m cute or whatever. Now this is it

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Turning 34 next week

1) my left leg has this weird numbness everytime I exercise, I cant do a full *** sprint without it actinides g up
2) cant have sex with a condom anymore, I get zero sensation
3) masterbating, I get wild tired after doing it. Im not even joking
4) I havent been clubbing in over a year. I go to after work spots for a drink or 2 and then im home in bed by around 9-10 pm the latest
5) say like 5 years ago after 2 hours I would get 20 likes and 4 girls saying I’m cute or whatever. Now this is it

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Why even block off your username?

Not like #gettoknowthegunts is a highly used tag...
 
Fam got the Aries Spears eyes. Gotta lay off that liq and see a doctor. Just to make us all feel bad, MBJ is 31, and Chadwick is 41 both looking unwashed.

I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a kid, but you’re comparing me to 2 movies stars in the public eye. They get paid to be in peak top physical shape. I’m just a regular dude
 
Turning 34 next week

1) my left leg has this weird numbness everytime I exercise, I cant do a full *** sprint without it actinides g up
2) cant have sex with a condom anymore, I get zero sensation
3) masterbating, I get wild tired after doing it. Im not even joking
4) I havent been clubbing in over a year. I go to after work spots for a drink or 2 and then im home in bed by around 9-10 pm the latest
5) say like 5 years ago after 2 hours I would get 20 likes and 4 girls saying I’m cute or whatever. Now this is it

6CEA7CA3-DC24-4FC7-A4A2-4EB98478940D.jpeg

Bad Moon Rison Bad Moon Rison christ.
 
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