Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[SC kid]

Used to blast music loud when driving.

Now I'll turn it down sometimes to "think"

 

[sharpshooter718]

I been going to bed at 1030 for the past couple months...

I used to go to bed at 130 and wake up at 600 every workday for years..a few weeks ago my body shut down on me... I wasn't sick bit I had the symptoms. It was weird... I literally slept for like 2 days and woke up brand new... been going to bed early ever since...

I still **** like I'm 22 so I'm good on that tip...

 

[isu 42]

When this 19 year old chick asked me for my IG and I said I don't really use it, i'm only 33 btw

I'm 34 dating and was dating a 26 year old. She had jokes for days about how old I was for not having snap chat, IG, or Netflix.

 

[picasso swerve]

I enjoy thinking about the ride home from going out as opposed the ride there.

**** be peaceful knowing im about to get some good sleep.

 

[jjs07]

-When you reach the point in your gym routine when it's not about getting big, but getting in a good sweat

-Dozing off on the couch by 9:45...then when the wife asks if I was sleep, I just say "nah."

-Apparently, not knowing anything Chance the Rapper has put out got me in this category

 

[SC kid]

I thought that rapper 69 was a joke come to find out dude is crazy popular.

 

[getback]

When you sometimes watch TV shows and movies through the perspective of the parents and adults.

 

[the natural mystic]

I am liable to pass out soon after 10 pm no matter where I am at and what I am doing......... that's without any drinking. If I drink then it's a guarantee.

 

[doublemesh96]

I can’t name a migos or 21 savage song without googling. Deadass

 

[LA Diggler]

Before I left to work this morning, I looked in the mirror and saw a little glimmer on the side on my head cause the light reflected off it. When I looked closer, it was another gray hair

Bruh, I just got my first not too long ago To make matters worse, a 23 year old I was talking to yanked it out of my chin and called me grandpa.

Was at a lounge last week and ran into one of my exes lil sister. She not lil anymore.

Was at a bar (take me byke Kendra

) talking to this girl and No Letting Go came on. I deadass said “what you know about this” and hit the

Naruto married with kids and Sasuke a deadbeat dad.

Had to google what asl means.

Thinking about starting a wine collection.

 

[jjs07]

I thought that rapper 69 was a joke come to find out dude is crazy popular.

I don't get it...made it through :11 of one of his songs. Dude is TRASH.

I also don't feel like I need to accept garbage as hip-hop.

 

[frshstunna]

Does aging really affect your tolerance to alcohol?

I know old cats who drink like water

Indeed it does, its a real thing that the liquor hits you a lot different as you age ...them older cats either adjusted their drinking routines over the years, just dont care and power thru whatever effects the drink gives them long as they feeling right, or just got used to the bad hangovers

 

[ahat]

What happens when you squat and deadlift?

I let it rip, no damns given.

 

[a blinkin]

Fyi the neck and hands show aging first, moisturize them joints.

This is a washed statement

 

[doublemesh96]

I thought that rapper 69 was a joke come to find out dude is crazy popular.

 

[plansb]

When you sometimes watch TV shows and movies through the perspective of the parents and adults.

I was watching the Harmony Korine epicly later'd a while ago, and Chloe Sevigny mentioned how when she watches KIDS now shes like "what the ****, thats horrible!". It made me want to rewatch the movie, and i had almost the same reaction as her.

 

[dexterwiggle]

Came to this thread, I relate to 95% of this........damn I'm washed

But like some1 said earlier I'm definitely in the best situation I've ever been in my life

 

[geno90221]

When Beyoncé became old to me...

 

[frshstunna]

-Dozing off on the couch by 9:45...then when the wife asks if I was sleep, I just say "nah."

I stay doing this...be knocked out taking a nap or something n somebody wakes me up, i be all startled n disoriented still saying "naw i'm up" or "i wasnt sleep" ...i dont be trying to let my dozing off tip ppl off to me being washed

 

[lovehateself]

When Beyoncé became old to me...

she 47 years old, she washed too

 

[lovehateself]

id rather rewatch the office, seinfeld, curb than start watching new shows like stranger things, GOT, or whatever else is popular right now

 

[geno90221]

When my daughter became 13....

 

[jaypesoz]

I like to make obscure references and see if anyone gets them.

I was in a class last semester and we had to pick how we would change a dying brand and someone did their presentation on Abercrombie & Fitch. After that, we were supposed to ask questions and mine was "Why don't you target guys who don't get sick from chinese food?" *crickets*

 

[Mark Antony]

This is a washed statement

Very washed.

 

[Peep Game]

I still regularly exercise, but I was so appalled when a pulled my hamstring doing sprints after a mid distance run a month ago I had never been injured or anything during track/CC in high school nor college, so it just felt so different. I took 3 days off cause I didn’t want to end up like my dad in 2007 when he challenged me to a 50yd dash, pulled his hamstring before the 25 and was sore for 9 months.