Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[ccastro02]

Word of advice, Make sure you are keeping your nose and ear hairs cut down.

I just trimmed my nose hairs on Friday. Usually have to do it once every 4 months or so.

 

[Mark Antony]

fam i knew i was washed when it finally hit me that the hair on my scalp and the hair in my nose/ears have an inverse relationship

God's cruel idea of a joke.

 

[moe200069]

God's cruel idea of a joke.

it hits different when you start noticing the hairs growing on your earlobe. **** lookin like peachfuzz.

thought i was turning into a werewolf. GET THE SILVER BULLET!

 

[jkballer5]

I’m 31 and was hoopin and on the second play of the game, I drove to the basket like I was 21 ready to split the defenders and reverse layup. What actually happened? Rolled my ankle and got bruises up by my shins for a couple weeks. Now it’s been 2 months and I can still hardly jog and feel like I have Achilles tendinitis. Probably should see a doc soon cause I really don’t know the next time I feel like I can run and play again.

 

[Mark Antony]

Man I still feel remnants of a calf strain from 2 years ago that felt like I was shot.

 

[cs02132]

 

[turbospartan]

What kind of bike you have? Spent so much time learning about road bikes I don't feel like putting all that research in again.

It's a small boutique brand based out of Golden, CO - about 20 minutes from my house, called Spot. Spot Rollik is the model, 160mm front fork and 150mm rear shock travel.

Today I did 14 miles and 2k vertical climbing. Just finished eating some A5 waygu Ribeyes and some snaxland Honey Buns. Damn near in a coma, and I ain't even mad

 

[equality]

Every time I see a video that has the TikTok symbol I get annoyed. Beyond washed.

 

[jape]

Just met a girl who has never used a CD before

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Just met a girl who has never used a CD before

She's too young for you bro...

 

[jape]

She's too young for you bro...

Hahah I’m married. Didn’t mean it like that . Someone at my job.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Hip flexor was on FIRE last week

 

[jaypesoz]

Hip flexor was on FIRE last week

Finding out about hip flexor strength, is my secret to being able to play ball 3-4 times a week still, as I push through these late 30's

 

[michduffey]

Finding out about hip flexor strength, is my secret to being able to play ball 3-4 times a week still, as I push through these late 30's

drop the secrets, I had a hip flexor strain last month that I'm still working through . any certain exercises y'all are doing?

 

[dreamer23]

sometimes stretching is my workout...

 

[moderndarwin]

Went to SD on a boys + girls trip this past weekend. I’m ready for the hang dry right now went thru a full wash. I’m glad we only do this once a year and this definitely my last year of going big.

I just have no interest in drinking anymore. Or honestly even in staying up late. I’d prefer a weekend of pickle all, board games, jacuzzi, and clean food if that was on the table as an option instead. Glad i went big though think this is the final year before people start moving away from each other / having kids so felt a little bit like the final hurrah.

 

[lovehateself]

whatever this is called
i cant do it no mo
ive lost fluidity in my hips

 

[jaypesoz]

drop the secrets, I had a hip flexor strain last month that I'm still working through . any certain exercises y'all are doing?

I’ve started incorporating a lot of this dude’s methods to my workouts a couple times a week and I’m sure others will have known these routines for years, but they’re new to me and they’ve helped me tremendously.

https://instagram.com/kneesovertoesguy?utm_medium=copy_link

 

[SC kid]

whatever this is called
i cant do it no mo
ive lost fluidity in my hips

I just tried this.

That felt good as hell

 

[Mark Antony]

Probably a good hip stretch I could use right now. Looks like the office quickie pose.

 

[lovehateself]

Probably a good hip stretch I could use right now. Looks like the office quickie pose.

 

[addict4sneakers]

whatever this is called
i cant do it no mo
ive lost fluidity in my hips

Could never really do this. My hips are cooked

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Could never really do this. My hips are cooked

Nah. I-T is back.

You got hope.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Nah. I-T is back.

You got hope.

He got a metal plate in his hip. But he didn’t look explosive for the Pelicans.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

He got a metal plate in his hip. But he didn’t look explosive for the Pelicans.

Well get the metal plate and you can still average 6-7 pts in a game to 11.