Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[ahat]

I started getting greys on the side, but it wasn't a big deal because I'd always get a fade anyways. Then came the beard. A few here and there, now I got a lot on the chin and both corners at the bottom. Also have a mix of reddish brown hairs in there. My girl likes it so I'm not complaining

 

[cs02132]

At what age did y’all start growing major gray hair? Just curious because I’m at that point where I have a few

I’m 30 and have like 15-20 total gray hairs in 3 random patches. 1 on each side and one above my eyes

 

[townbidness]

33 got a patch of grey hairs on my chin and a whole bunch on my chest

 

[deusavertat]

A friend of mine balded and grey-ed in his early 20s. Rough. He had to basically stay clean shaven for people to not think hes in his 40s.

 

[lauk4kicks]

Hit 30 and all these grays start popping out as if they were just waiting for those digits to change and can justify themselves making an appearance.

I'm growing out my hair and where it parts, the few grays are more obvious

 

[jpzx]

My elders did…
… NOT tell me
Age 31

I’m washed I guess, can’t see it but it’s coming

 

[Lucky13s]

I’ve got a couple of clients in their 70s/80s with jet black hair - just looks ridiculous.

It was one of my small pleasures during the pandemic - seeing people with a couple of inches of grey roots and really struggling with it.

You know this dude?

 

[jpzx]

It’s either a face transplant (Face/Off) or hair dye this guy also was caught in Borat 2 and ate fatty yogurt in Seinfeld. He’s not a joke whatsoever.

 

[kdawg]

You know this dude?

Only the finest Chinese motor oil for America’s mayor!

 

[kungfu koala]

33 got a patch of grey hairs on my chin and a whole bunch on my chest

Pluck em chest hair out man!

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn when do we stop daydreaming? Feel like I haven't done that since HS.

 

[tr1ll]

Pluck em chest hair out man!

You know plucking out greys just make more come, right?

 

[kungfu koala]

You know plucking out greys just make more come, right?

I don't. No greys over here og!

 

[ootherocoo]

Salt and pepper beard isn’t bad at all imo

I love the grey hairs in my beard. I'm here and I'm washed!!!!

 

[T0INE]

At what age did y’all start growing major gray hair? Just curious because I’m at that point where I have a few

Mid 30s for me.

 

[Mark Antony]

Godfrey gotta be dying. If not i'm jealous of that and the hairline.

 

[moderndarwin]

I’ll definitely hit up Turkey for a hair transplant someday down the road. Still looking decent on the hair side for now but can tell i need it in the long run.

I’d love to shave my head bald but i’m short with a small head and it just loooks truly awful lol. Some people just not meant to be bald. I don’t even care about the looks that much i juz know i’ll get paid more with a full head of hair…that stuff does matter when interviewing for gigs.

 

[mplsdunk]

Just wear a fitted to the interview. Problem solved

 

[executive76]

I didn't know there was a drought

 

[Mark Antony]

Some Tim Duncan's over the Tim Duncans was hard in the 90s.

 

[kungfu koala]

Duncan really didnt give a f, did he?

 

[kungfu koala]

Man, Nina Hartley was the fap go to. Still is actually.
Smashed tupac too.

 

[Mark Antony]

Duncan really didnt give a f, did he?

Only when he was with a white lady.

 

[eracism]

 

[s-blaze]

Yeah he definitely washed.