Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[mplsdunk]

I’m not buying tons these days but when I’m in need my neighbor is like the damn cannabis cup.

 

[jpzx]

I just hit the tobacco store edibles on weekends, like right now. Boundary Waters, Urb, idk if there are better Minnesota ones.

 

[mplsdunk]

I’ve never got anything from here. I heard they do the trick though.

 

[mplsdunk]

Why tf does it sound like 4th of July in St. Paul right now? Because it’s 60 degrees?

Washed

 

[sneeker]

Why tf does it sound like 4th of July in St. Paul right now? Because it’s 60 degrees?

Washed

I like 60.

 

[wayniac211]

love me a drink still and a smoke.

luckily i can still enjoy both and still wake up and be productive. i have mastered preparation and listening to my body though. i know when ive had enough.
my drinking level is at the point where i know what pace to drink at and become a good version of myself and not a drunk idiot.

crossfade still goes. Gotta drink water after in between to piss that **** out

 

[calibeebee]

Just attending my 2nd urgent care visit this week because of a damn ear zit that got infected. Whole side of my face is now swollen. Can barely open my jaw. Vision in my right eye getting kinda blurry.

I’m thinking of ending things. It’s the most sensitive part of my inner ear and the swelling has ballooned to the size of a small lemon, and if they prescribe a topical ointment without lancing this thing, they gonna have to call the police to get me outta here. Ain’t no waiting this out. This is endgame.

Everybody told me that adult acne was a thing. Take my athleticism. Take my hairline. Take my energy. But to give me acne? Me and the God of Washed are squaring up when I leave this office.

 

[kdawg]

The size of a lemon?

 

[calibeebee]

The size of a lemon?

A small lemon. A bit bigger than Tajuan Porters abscess shown in this pic. I’m not posting the gunk they just cut out of me. But I think this operation was a success.

 

[tokes99]

A small lemon. A bit bigger than Tajuan Porters abscess shown in this pic. I’m not posting the gunk they just cut out of me. But I think this operation was a success.

you good tho?

 

[calibeebee]

you good tho?

I think so. Doc agreed I needed to get cut open. He cut almost all the swelling out but now my head hurts from all that. Eye stuff went away. And I can move my jaw around again so hopefully I’m officially on the mend and the swelling and pressure goes away for good.

 

[turbospartan]

Drinking is trash. and is all I touch anymore

Denver style

 

[mplsdunk]

I got on deck from Denver but I eat so many I can’t feel the effects anymore.

On a t break for a bit.

 

[turbospartan]

I got on deck from Denver but I eat so many I can’t feel the effects anymore.

On a t break for a bit.

Yea, just gotta rotate between the other psychedelics

 

[moderndarwin]

Went to Vegas. Fell in love with a stripper. Fully washed.

 

[Mark Antony]

Always that one that's cool as a fan and meets your spec.

 

[executive76]

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Ms Lowe

 

[el presidente]

What's the science behind being WASHED and calling kids the wrong name?

I promise I'm thinking the right name but I end up saying the wrong one~50% of the time

 

[el presidente]

Mrs. Yarberry and Ms. Wallace are some fools wildin'. Better off declining the challenge

Mr. Boyce barely made the cut...

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

Ms. Tucker and Ms. Lowe

 

[jape]

What's the science behind being WASHED and calling kids the wrong name?

I promise I'm thinking the right name but I end up saying the wrong one~50% of the time

i was just sending out a chain of emails delegating responsibilities and i was calling this young girl ashley all in the emails.
name was amy the whole time.
the funny thing is all the washed folks in the emails and no one caught it.

 

[executive76]

 

[Mark Antony]

She had no right to pick up the phone. Put it down.

 

[sneeker]

What's the science behind being WASHED and calling kids the wrong name?

I promise I'm thinking the right name but I end up saying the wrong one~50% of the time

It's called decrease in neural capacity.