Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[slab_diaz]

your story is funny OP, the embarrassment

thanks for sharing

 

[slab_diaz]

your story is funny OP, the embarrassment

thanks for sharing

 

[mecks]

When I was in Highschool, we had those football bleachers where there was space between the seats, anywways me and my friends would get all the cute girls with nice butts and skirts/dresses to sit at the top, and since the crowd would always be cheering and standing up, we knew they'd have to stand up to.

So after they all went to their spots, wed be like "hey, were gonna go get some food" walk down, go under the bleachers, and look up

Then one day they caught on, and were like WHAT THE HELL YOU !@#!!#% NASTY BASTARDS .


IT WAS WORTH IT MAN :HAT

 

[mecks]

When I was in Highschool, we had those football bleachers where there was space between the seats, anywways me and my friends would get all the cute girls with nice butts and skirts/dresses to sit at the top, and since the crowd would always be cheering and standing up, we knew they'd have to stand up to.

So after they all went to their spots, wed be like "hey, were gonna go get some food" walk down, go under the bleachers, and look up

Then one day they caught on, and were like WHAT THE HELL YOU !@#!!#% NASTY BASTARDS .


IT WAS WORTH IT MAN :HAT

 

[martianrefugee]

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[martianrefugee]

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[derry1]

^lmmfao ..

 

[derry1]

^lmmfao ..

 

[seniosoul]

 

[seniosoul]

 

[hellohiphop4000]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[hellohiphop4000]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[icedweebz]

Originally Posted by MECKS

When I was in Highschool, we had those football bleachers where there was space between the seats, anywways me and my friends would get all the cute girls with nice butts and skirts/dresses to sit at the top, and since the crowd would always be cheering and standing up, we knew they'd have to stand up to.

So after they all went to their spots, wed be like "hey, were gonna go get some food" walk down, go under the bleachers, and look up

Then one day they caught on, and were like WHAT THE HELL YOU !@#!!#% NASTY BASTARDS .


IT WAS WORTH IT MAN :HAT

 i feel u i did this in HS too

 

[icedweebz]

Originally Posted by MECKS

When I was in Highschool, we had those football bleachers where there was space between the seats, anywways me and my friends would get all the cute girls with nice butts and skirts/dresses to sit at the top, and since the crowd would always be cheering and standing up, we knew they'd have to stand up to.

So after they all went to their spots, wed be like "hey, were gonna go get some food" walk down, go under the bleachers, and look up

Then one day they caught on, and were like WHAT THE HELL YOU !@#!!#% NASTY BASTARDS .


IT WAS WORTH IT MAN :HAT

 i feel u i did this in HS too

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise


Smashed my ex in my parents shower and fogot to throw away the rubber. My mom found it and asked what I was doing. All I could think of at the time was, "I was using it as a water ballon."

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by Still1Rise


Smashed my ex in my parents shower and fogot to throw away the rubber. My mom found it and asked what I was doing. All I could think of at the time was, "I was using it as a water ballon."

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

When I was in the NAVY, I got stationed on the USS Roosevelt for a few months between duty stations. Soon after I got there, I learned that we were going to be leaving soon to do an exercise for a few months. Dudes joked on me saying I should've reported a week late, etc., but I was game. Even though I was new, I felt like I was ready for that life. A month or so into this exercise I was beginning to lose my mind after being on water for that long for the first time. Not only was I fiending to touch dry land, I hadn't smashed in a while because my girlfriend prior to that got stationed somewhere else...

During this drought, my standards hit the floor. I was trying to get at any and everything on the ship, but (thankfully) wasn't having any luck. One day I went to the shop of one of some of the guys in my division and these dudes were all just sitting there, watching pron. There was even a female there. They had folding chairs set up like it was a family room, while this chick was getting her back broken by Rocko and his cronies on TV. I was shocked by how they were chilling. It was nothing to them. Here I am horny as *!*% and they're watching porn and having normal convos like the nightly news was on.

In my disturbed, yet aroused state I began to map out a plan. It was going to be lunchtime soon and I knew they all usually rolled as a crew to the galley, so I was like eff it, now or never. I had refrained from masturbating up to this point, because I was new and didn't know the ship well or when the best time would be etc., but this day, this moment seemed so right. It was perfect!

AS SOON as they all got up for lunch, I came up with some lame @$@ excuse to hang out in the shop and dude who ran it just told me not to leave it unlocked as they would be back soon after lunch. I figured this would buy me at least a good 30 minutes to do work...

Of course when they all left, the pron was removed from the DVD player and the TV was turned off. I think I told dude I was gonna play the Playstation or some dumb %%$* like that. When the door closed behind them, I instantly went to where I saw him put the pron. I popped it in and went to town. I was enjoying myself. So much so, that I forgot about the time. I had one of those, "I'm home alone and I'm gonna make a day of this" strokes going on.

About the time I was getting ready to arrive, I hear footsteps... " *!*% " I'm thinking. I was panicking, but at the same time I wanted to finish. Well, I went for it. I turned my back to the door grabbed the cloth I had ready for clean up and finished. Dude opened the door... Keep in mind dude outranked me by two Chevrons and I'm in HIS shop getting filthy. He opens the door, my back turned to him, I turn my head half around and pretend I'm doing something else, but it was so obvious that I was in there busting a nut. He just looks at me in complete shock and disgust and busts the Abe Simpson.

Embarrassed isn't the word. Oddly enough, it was never brought up to my face. I expected to get roasted daily about it, but it was never mentioned... to my face. I'm sure those dudes died laughing every time I left a room.

  

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

When I was in the NAVY, I got stationed on the USS Roosevelt for a few months between duty stations. Soon after I got there, I learned that we were going to be leaving soon to do an exercise for a few months. Dudes joked on me saying I should've reported a week late, etc., but I was game. Even though I was new, I felt like I was ready for that life. A month or so into this exercise I was beginning to lose my mind after being on water for that long for the first time. Not only was I fiending to touch dry land, I hadn't smashed in a while because my girlfriend prior to that got stationed somewhere else...

During this drought, my standards hit the floor. I was trying to get at any and everything on the ship, but (thankfully) wasn't having any luck. One day I went to the shop of one of some of the guys in my division and these dudes were all just sitting there, watching pron. There was even a female there. They had folding chairs set up like it was a family room, while this chick was getting her back broken by Rocko and his cronies on TV. I was shocked by how they were chilling. It was nothing to them. Here I am horny as *!*% and they're watching porn and having normal convos like the nightly news was on.

In my disturbed, yet aroused state I began to map out a plan. It was going to be lunchtime soon and I knew they all usually rolled as a crew to the galley, so I was like eff it, now or never. I had refrained from masturbating up to this point, because I was new and didn't know the ship well or when the best time would be etc., but this day, this moment seemed so right. It was perfect!

AS SOON as they all got up for lunch, I came up with some lame @$@ excuse to hang out in the shop and dude who ran it just told me not to leave it unlocked as they would be back soon after lunch. I figured this would buy me at least a good 30 minutes to do work...

Of course when they all left, the pron was removed from the DVD player and the TV was turned off. I think I told dude I was gonna play the Playstation or some dumb %%$* like that. When the door closed behind them, I instantly went to where I saw him put the pron. I popped it in and went to town. I was enjoying myself. So much so, that I forgot about the time. I had one of those, "I'm home alone and I'm gonna make a day of this" strokes going on.

About the time I was getting ready to arrive, I hear footsteps... " *!*% " I'm thinking. I was panicking, but at the same time I wanted to finish. Well, I went for it. I turned my back to the door grabbed the cloth I had ready for clean up and finished. Dude opened the door... Keep in mind dude outranked me by two Chevrons and I'm in HIS shop getting filthy. He opens the door, my back turned to him, I turn my head half around and pretend I'm doing something else, but it was so obvious that I was in there busting a nut. He just looks at me in complete shock and disgust and busts the Abe Simpson.

Embarrassed isn't the word. Oddly enough, it was never brought up to my face. I expected to get roasted daily about it, but it was never mentioned... to my face. I'm sure those dudes died laughing every time I left a room.

  

 

[chuck67]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

 

[chuck67]

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

 

[iammd]

When I was in 7th grade I thought it was funny to draw girls with their legs completely spread with detailed vagina/##$@. I am passing it around class for everyone to see, and then it gets to one kid and my teacher's like "give it to me." I gave son the "you better effing not" look. He wasn't about that life, so he gave it to her. She opened it thinking it was a note and was going to read to the entire class until she saw what it was. She had this blank, disgusted look and put it in her pocket. I was wild embarrassed.

 

[iammd]

When I was in 7th grade I thought it was funny to draw girls with their legs completely spread with detailed vagina/##$@. I am passing it around class for everyone to see, and then it gets to one kid and my teacher's like "give it to me." I gave son the "you better effing not" look. He wasn't about that life, so he gave it to her. She opened it thinking it was a note and was going to read to the entire class until she saw what it was. She had this blank, disgusted look and put it in her pocket. I was wild embarrassed.

 

[sooperhooper]

In fourth grade we were supposed to be writing stories about traveling to a far away island and me and my boy Kevin were talking about which females we would bring

after naming all these chicks, I mentioned that it would be wise to bring some condoms. Of course we found this hilarious so we had a good hearty laugh. While he wasn't looking, I decided to include an illistration on his paper so I drew a condom wrapper

after he saw it I think he attempted to erase it and I was trying to grab the paper, amidst all of the commotion, the teacher asked to see us outside. She asked what was going on and son started singing

told her we were discussing vixens and I drew a condom on his paper, he even went to grab the paper and showed it to her. I had to think fast so I told her it was a plane engine

I remember pleading to her that that's what it was, I think I was even making up names for engine parts and pointing them out on the drawing. I guess she bought it b/c she just told us to sit back down. I was PRAYING she wouldn't call home.

 

[sooperhooper]

In fourth grade we were supposed to be writing stories about traveling to a far away island and me and my boy Kevin were talking about which females we would bring

after naming all these chicks, I mentioned that it would be wise to bring some condoms. Of course we found this hilarious so we had a good hearty laugh. While he wasn't looking, I decided to include an illistration on his paper so I drew a condom wrapper

after he saw it I think he attempted to erase it and I was trying to grab the paper, amidst all of the commotion, the teacher asked to see us outside. She asked what was going on and son started singing

told her we were discussing vixens and I drew a condom on his paper, he even went to grab the paper and showed it to her. I had to think fast so I told her it was a plane engine

I remember pleading to her that that's what it was, I think I was even making up names for engine parts and pointing them out on the drawing. I guess she bought it b/c she just told us to sit back down. I was PRAYING she wouldn't call home.

 

[marcmac360]

One time I was at work in my office just chillin. It was around 3-4pm and not many visitors come thru. So here I am and Im sitting there relaxin checkin up on my emails for the tail end of the day. I had been sitting for a bit so my draws were ridin up my nuts so i decided to reach down and fix my junk. So Im mid re-arranging and the lab manager (who happens to be a dimepiece) walks in my office.....with my hand stuffed down my slacks and were looking at each other eye to eye. I look like

and shes lookin like

. She just walked out but to this day I still get a kick out of it.