Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

When I was 13, I was getting dome in my ex's bathroom and the thing is her bathroom lock doesn't work. So she lives in an apartment and she heard footsteps coming up and I told her that could be anybody but she told me she recognize her mom's foot steps but there were 2 people. It really was her mom and her aunt! so my ex was barricading the bathroom door while her mom was trying to open it and I was zipping up back my pants. I walked out and her mom was furious that we were both in the bathroom. She demanded an explanation and I told her I was just washing my hair and I needed help (

lame excuse). She didn't believe my story and demanded me to whip it out so she can see if there was pre cum? I was scared but had the nerve to say go for it and as I was unzipping, she told me nvm. I caught her bluff and was so relieve that it didn't go any further than that. I remember some weeks after, I was getting dome in the living room while her mom was just in the other room.

Bruh, your girl's mom wanted to see your piece and you didn't voluntarily whip it out?

I was 13 and it would have been embarrassing cause ex, mom and aunt was there. I'm just glad I got out of there alive before they thought of getting her pops involved.

 

[robdooks]

Some of these are too funny

 

[robdooks]

Some of these are too funny

 

[laflech44]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by biff lawson

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

got damn this one had me

this thread is amazing

i got caught doing this too. my parents went out at night and i went into some like britney spears chat and did the same thing. then i went in some hanson chat room and called them all gay 

 i had no idea my parents would get an email i felt so dumb

 

[laflech44]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by biff lawson

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

got damn this one had me

this thread is amazing

i got caught doing this too. my parents went out at night and i went into some like britney spears chat and did the same thing. then i went in some hanson chat room and called them all gay 

 i had no idea my parents would get an email i felt so dumb

 

[k3stacks]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

@ the dude @ the end that posted his male/male sexual encounter.

  

 

[k3stacks]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

@ the dude @ the end that posted his male/male sexual encounter.

  

 

[adrian1221]

http://niketalk.yuku.com/...-encounters-vol-4?page=1

 

[adrian1221]

http://niketalk.yuku.com/...-encounters-vol-4?page=1

 

[streetpharmacist]

in 8th grade, We were out on the track running for PE
guys and girls, we all had to wear shorts and a tshirt
well i was with my group of guy friends and all of a sudden i get a boner
my shorts didn't hide it at all so i tried to turn myself at an angle where my friends wouldnt see and i started walking funny
than one of my friends notices and yells out "he's got a boner!!!!!" and he just dies laughing
i didn't know what to do so i just started running

they called me boner guy for the rest of the year

 

[streetpharmacist]

in 8th grade, We were out on the track running for PE
guys and girls, we all had to wear shorts and a tshirt
well i was with my group of guy friends and all of a sudden i get a boner
my shorts didn't hide it at all so i tried to turn myself at an angle where my friends wouldnt see and i started walking funny
than one of my friends notices and yells out "he's got a boner!!!!!" and he just dies laughing
i didn't know what to do so i just started running

they called me boner guy for the rest of the year

 

[theone218]

this thread has epic lulz

 

[theone218]

this thread has epic lulz

 

[laker4lifeman]

Originally Posted by biff lawson

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

 

[laker4lifeman]

Originally Posted by biff lawson

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

 

[SplinterMatic319]

i think theres something wrong with my brother......we share the same room and he blatantly watches porn in front of me like its all good

 

[SplinterMatic319]

i think theres something wrong with my brother......we share the same room and he blatantly watches porn in front of me like its all good

 

[born illa]

I used to work part-time at an apartment complex, and every weekend I would use my assistant manager's desk and computer. One slow weekend, I'm surfing NT and I see a picture of Drake doing himself, on some "I'm Doing Me" steez. (Google Image search "Drake I'm Doing Me")  So I open up Outlook and email the picture to my cousin who is a fellow Niketalker. I guess I got distracted for a minute and forgot to send the email, and it stayed in the drafts folder.
The following Tuesday, I came into work where I would use my other co-workers computer and work with both the assistant manager and the regular manager. My assistant manager looks at her screen like 

 and asks me "Did you forget to send this email?" I walk over and think to myself... Did I really forget to send it? I take a look at the screen and it's Drake doing Drake. I froze up and just apologized repeatedly. It didn't help that my assistant manager was a church-going older woman who didn't really like me from the beginning. 

That whole week, the whole office and the crew knew me as the dude who searched up males %+*@!@! each other on the internet. They would crack jokes and all that, but I was fired a couple months later for something totally unrelated. 

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[born illa]

I used to work part-time at an apartment complex, and every weekend I would use my assistant manager's desk and computer. One slow weekend, I'm surfing NT and I see a picture of Drake doing himself, on some "I'm Doing Me" steez. (Google Image search "Drake I'm Doing Me")  So I open up Outlook and email the picture to my cousin who is a fellow Niketalker. I guess I got distracted for a minute and forgot to send the email, and it stayed in the drafts folder.
The following Tuesday, I came into work where I would use my other co-workers computer and work with both the assistant manager and the regular manager. My assistant manager looks at her screen like 

 and asks me "Did you forget to send this email?" I walk over and think to myself... Did I really forget to send it? I take a look at the screen and it's Drake doing Drake. I froze up and just apologized repeatedly. It didn't help that my assistant manager was a church-going older woman who didn't really like me from the beginning. 

That whole week, the whole office and the crew knew me as the dude who searched up males %+*@!@! each other on the internet. They would crack jokes and all that, but I was fired a couple months later for something totally unrelated. 

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[cwrite78]

careful with that pic, my cousin almost got banned over it.

 

[cwrite78]

careful with that pic, my cousin almost got banned over it.

 

[do work son]

i got caught in class on NT, watching the video of that one chick popping a watermelon with her thighs 

 

[do work son]

i got caught in class on NT, watching the video of that one chick popping a watermelon with her thighs 

 

[D StaXX]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

That entire story was in no way relevant to the %#$%@+ thread though.


How was it not?
You don't think her doing that was perverted?

 

[D StaXX]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

That entire story was in no way relevant to the %#$%@+ thread though.


How was it not?
You don't think her doing that was perverted?