My older brother just threatened my life...

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by bigtimejerky

skeet on his toothbrush

 

[j23diego]

Beat his @!%

 

[thebachellor]

What did you do to make him want to kill you?

 

[donpoppa]

i think jumpman247 has been in your situation a few times ask him

 

[heartofthacity]

Originally Posted by Frische Produkte

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

Take charge as the more educated sibling. First, put on a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, act casual then when he least expects it mollywop him up side the head with a good iron skillet, dont kill him tho, just leave a nice deep gash in his head so he remembers in the future you are not one to be messed with. As he lays on the floor bleeding and dazed plant a huge kiss on his mouth while you got some erasure playing in the back ground (that song from Robot Unicorn Attack game on adultswim.com is a doozy btw). Chant some nonsense at him in a made up language then pretend nothing happened.

 

[physicx]

Originally Posted by Frische Produkte

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

Take charge as the more educated sibling. First, put on a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, act casual then when he least expects it mollywop him up side the head with a good iron skillet, dont kill him tho, just leave a nice deep gash in his head so he remembers in the future you are not one to be messed with. As he lays on the floor bleeding and dazed plant a huge kiss on his mouth while you got some erasure playing in the back ground (that song from Robot Unicorn Attack game on adultswim.com is a doozy btw). Chant some nonsense at him in a made up language then pretend nothing happened.

 

[bamazing]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by marionthebarberian

stop being a vagina.

Its either kill or be killed, you decide.

 

[inspektahdeck]

 

[gaut24]

survival of the fittest, kill that !**#@

 

[late registrant]

Originally Posted by TheBachellor

What did you do to make him want to kill you?

Nothing. He thinks I've been avoiding him or thinking I'm better than him or my family/acting uptight. He was just spewing nonsense, really. Slurring his words and whatnot. 

 

[jwalker123]

R.I.P

 

[datprepboivinc3]

You better get offline and go hide

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

Originally Posted by bigtimejerky

skeet on his toothbrush

 

[mytmouse76]

Fight that %**#%

 

[thegreekgangsta]

Originally Posted by 6demonbag

Take charge as the more educated sibling. First, put on a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, act casual then when he least expects it mollywop him up side the head with a good iron skillet, dont kill him tho, just leave a nice deep gash in his head so he remembers in the future you are not one to be messed with. As he lays on the floor bleeding and dazed plant a huge kiss on his mouth while you got some erasure playing in the back ground (that song from Robot Unicorn Attack game on adultswim.com is a doozy btw). Chant some nonsense at him in a made up language then pretend nothing happened.

 

[andoneflip]

chew some bubble gum and put it in his hair

 

[tfromthe617]

fight him.. he's your bro.. sometimes you just gotta get into fisticuffs with your brother.

 

[bahunt8]

Originally Posted by bigtimejerky

skeet on his toothbrush

  

 

[marcgrat]

Alcohol Abuse and Crisis Intervention: 800-234-0246

 

[andown goes frasier]

U can always try couples counseling or domestic abuse hotline if ur "brother" is hurting ur feelings.

 

[bostonthreeparty]

he's just mad that your stylin' on him

with that being said, Beat him senseless bring him to his bed, and casually walk back and watch some TV 

 

[cubinican]

Originally Posted by SoleAsian

post pics of his girlfriend

 

[kicks off]

go pee on his bed.

 

[frijo sneaker]

Originally Posted by 651akathePaul

When he's calmed down and not drunk walk up to him and punch him in the face. Then explain why.

 

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