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Jesus was a man who died about 2000 years ago. Presently, everyone rides his %%%*.
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No they dont lay eggs... jesus christ our educational system is failing m iserablyOriginally Posted by tmukg21
Originally Posted by cartune
annnnnd so it begins........Originally Posted by SHEED
Killed by jews, resurrected and now returns once a year as a rabbit that lay flamboyantly color chicken eggs.
yep took too long though, what 22 posts
wait rabbits lay eggs
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Only the Jesus rabbit canOriginally Posted by tmukg21
Originally Posted by cartune
annnnnd so it begins........Originally Posted by SHEED
Killed by jews, resurrected and now returns once a year as a rabbit that lay flamboyantly color chicken eggs.
yep took too long though, what 22 posts
wait rabbits lay eggs
That doesn't even make sense.Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Dark Matter, The Big Bang and believing in Dinosaurs that you have never seen makes more senseOriginally Posted by Dr Spaceman
That doesn't even make sense.Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Since God is so pure and Holy he didn't understand how it was for us to be tempted and faced with sin, so He came down in humanform, whereJesus was tempted 40 days and 40 nights by the Devil. He resisted all temptations, therefore being the purest sacrifice for all of mankind, He took upon all ofour sins when he died.Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
That doesn't even make sense.Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Hey, I'm a christian and I believe in all that you just stated. God works in mysterious ways.Originally Posted by cartune
Dark Matter, The Big Bang and believing in Dinosaurs that you have never seen makes more senseOriginally Posted by Dr Spaceman
That doesn't even make sense.Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
That doesn't even make sense.Originally Posted by armanzaballa
Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman
Originally Posted by armanzaballa
well this isn't arman, i'm his friend laura.
Jesus is God's son. He died on the cross for all of mankind's sins. Believing in Him is the way into to Heaven. God is so merciful and loving that he gave up His only son so that we could be forgiven of all of our sins.
Then why wouldn't God give up himself? and i thought we were all God's children?
Jesus was God in human form. And yes, we are all God's children, but that doesn't change the fact that we are all sinners and need a savior.
Originally Posted by Tupac Jordan
Religion is an illusion y'all! Check out any house of worship they make it beautiful with paint, gold, statues, art, etc. to hypnotize y'all t give more & more $.
Originally Posted by lobotomybeats
Jesus was an attention-seeking %$$ hole. "oh, love me more than anyone else or you aren't one of mine" Get over yourself you smelly sandal-wearing hippie!
Originally Posted by cartune
Originally Posted by Tupac Jordan
Religion is an illusion y'all! Check out any house of worship they make it beautiful with paint, gold, statues, art, etc. to hypnotize y'all t give more & more $.
Not where Im from
I HAVE RISEN!!!Originally Posted by kix4kix