nt tell me a joke........make it funny tho

[ground king]

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.

LOL.

 

[bostonthreeparty]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

/thread

 

[skip0011]

Where did the 2 rabbits go after they got married?

...

A bunnymoon!!!

 

[dj sven]

Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by Lil Cao

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.

LOL.

Horrible execution. You ruined the joke so bad I don't even wanna bother to correct you.

that's the joke.
Who fails now.

 

[mac a roni]

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Originally Posted by Lil Cao

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.

LOL.

Horrible execution. You ruined the joke so bad I don't even wanna bother to correct you.

that's the joke.
Who fails now.

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]!%$* YOU![/color]

 

[hypebeast5]

lmfao at the car accident one

 

[theconditioner]

Originally Posted by Mac A Roni

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Originally Posted by Lil Cao

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.

LOL.

Horrible execution. You ruined the joke so bad I don't even wanna bother to correct you.

that's the joke.
Who fails now.

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]!%$* YOU![/color]

Ironically, this joke sucked so bad I'm laughing.

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by theconditioner

Originally Posted by Mac A Roni

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Originally Posted by Lil Cao

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.

LOL.

Horrible execution. You ruined the joke so bad I don't even wanna bother to correct you.

that's the joke.
Who fails now.

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]!%$* YOU![/color]

Ironically, this joke sucked so bad I'm laughing.

you get the joke , young one.

 

[theconditioner]

^ Oh I get the joke. The way you said it totally screwed it up. Good job.

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by theconditioner

^ Oh I get the joke. The way you said it totally screwed it up. Good job.

 

[hypebeast5]

^its got me laughin now to

 

[dr spaceman]

Originally Posted by soltheman

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, and those who don't.

geek joke.

 

[heatpinoyboy]

Got this from the last joke thread..Went something like this..





So i went to the store the other day to buy a pair of camouflage pants.
But i couldn't find any.

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by heatpinoyboy

Got this from the last joke thread..Went something like this..





So i went to the store the other day to buy a pair of camouflage pants.
But i couldn't find any.

 

[ballinboykz]

Originally Posted by 10eazye

A couple have been married for many years now and they get into a horrible car accident and the woman is severely hurt. The man goes to the hospital to see what the doctor has to say. The doctor says "You have good news and bad news". The man says "What's the bad news?". The doctor says "Well your wife is paralyzed from the neck down, you're going to have to feed her, wipe for her, bathe her, read to her, clothe her, drive her places, and push her in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. The man says "Oh my god that's horrible then what's the good news?". The doctor says "Naw I'm just kidding she died".

Thats a family guy joke! Peter being a doctor intern.

 

[bkroc915]

Who am I? I came to america. I came to america to benefit some one else. I used to live in a exotic area of the world. I came over in a boat. I came against mywill. I was chained up. I was put on display. Who am I?








king kong

 

[innovazn2]

a dog is forever in the push up position word to mitch

 

[maddog345]

What do you call two Hispanics playing basketball?


Juan on Juan

 

[alan713]

What did Michael Jackson say to the Homosexual?

Silly (f-word about gays) (D-word for penis) are for kids.

 

[dr spaceman]

mj joke but it's funny to me


So Farrah Fawcett dies, is in heaven, and meets the maker. He tells her she's lived a splendid life, done alot, was just an all around good human being, sohe'll grant her any wish. She made a wish that all the children of earth were safe...

 

[shoeking2101]

Please explain the whole Spoiler [+] thing....please

 

[10eazye]

Originally Posted by BallinBoykz

Originally Posted by 10eazye

A couple have been married for many years now and they get into a horrible car accident and the woman is severely hurt. The man goes to the hospital to see what the doctor has to say. The doctor says "You have good news and bad news". The man says "What's the bad news?". The doctor says "Well your wife is paralyzed from the neck down, you're going to have to feed her, wipe for her, bathe her, read to her, clothe her, drive her places, and push her in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. The man says "Oh my god that's horrible then what's the good news?". The doctor says "Naw I'm just kidding she died".

Thats a family guy joke! Peter being a doctor intern.

Nope actually it's a Jeff Foxworthy joke. If you haven't noticed but Family Guy isn't very original.

 

[10eazye]

Originally Posted by shoeking2101

Please explain the whole Spoiler [+] thing....please

You insert text into these inputs.

Spoiler

This is a spoiler[/spoiler...] but take out the ...

 

[gregory house]

Originally Posted by maddog345

What do you call two Hispanics playing basketball?


Juan on Juan

I lol'd