nt tell me a joke........make it funny tho

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There arethree women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top andsucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
 
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Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.
happy.gif
LOL.
 
Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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There are 87 fish in a tank. 23 drowned. How many are left?




















STOP COUNTING STUPID! FISH CAN'T DROWN.
 
There is 2 boys walking down the street. They see a dog that is licking himself. One boy says "Man, I sure wish I could do that!" The other replies.."Better not, he'll bite you."








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Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.
happy.gif
LOL.
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Exqueeze me? Baking Powder?

I've read that twice and I'm still not sure what's going on.
 
Originally Posted by kdawg

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.
happy.gif
LOL.
Click to expand...

Exqueeze me? Baking Powder?

I've read that twice and I'm still not sure what's going on.
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Me to. That joke doesn't make any sense
 
Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall

Okay so,there was 3 guys.
Theres a guy on a porch, The guy on the porch is smoking a ciggarette.
A guy , pushes him off the porch and he dies.
the man who pushes him throws a refrigarator on him, to make sure he dies.
the refrigerator tied on his foot he falls off the porch and dies to.

The first guy, just was sitting on this porch.
The second guy found out his girlfriend slept with someone else, and there was a guy on the porch.
the third guy was in the refrigarator.
happy.gif
LOL.
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Horrible execution. You ruined the joke so bad I don't even wannabother to correct you.
 
Originally Posted by tylerhundley

There is 2 boys walking down the street. They see a dog that is licking himself. One boy says "Man, I sure wish I could do that!" The other replies.. "Better not, he'll bite you."








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A couple have been married for many years now and they get into a horrible car accident and the woman is severely hurt. The man goes to the hospital to seewhat the doctor has to say. The doctor says "You have good news and bad news". The man says "What's the bad news?". The doctor says"Well your wife is paralyzed from the neck down, you're going to have to feed her, wipe for her, bathe her, read to her, clothe her, drive her places,and push her in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. The man says "Oh my god that's horrible then what's the good news?". The doctor says"Naw I'm just kidding she died".
 
There's an Arab, American, and a French guy sitting by a warehouse window. The French guy gets bored so he throws wine out the window for entertainment.The American says "What the hell are you doing you're wasting good wine?". The French guy says don't worry about it we have plenty of wine inmy country". The Arab guy gets bored so he starts wasting the bullets in his AK-47s. The American says "Why are you wasting your AK-47ammunition?". The Arab says "In my country we have plenty of AK-47s/ammunition" The American throws a Mexican out the window.
 
there are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not....

I DONT GET THE MUFASA LION KING ONE
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ecxplain?
 
Originally Posted by hotshots24

there are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not....

I DONT GET THE MUFASA LION KING ONE
frown.gif
ecxplain?
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Move fasa -> Move Faster.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary, and those who don't.
 
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