joepac12
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"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"
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"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"
"Follow me so I can smash a subpar female"
SO I ASK PLEASE YALL FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM AND REACH 500 SO I CAN GET THE POON!!!!
high school biology:
teacher: sperm in 95% sugar
girl: then why is it so salty
teacher :
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I guarantee if you say yambs in conversation, it will become part of your lingo
this guy at my job tried telling me that bun-b from ugk stands for bunsen burner.
my ex: babe when did the mighty ducks become the anaheim ducks?
me: -____-
There is this miserable middle-aged woman at work who always does the following..
*knocks twice on my office door (keep in mind, my door has a window where I can see her frumpy self out there) and then opens my door...
HER: 'Knock knock...Hey blah blah blah....'
ME: Connie, you know how you knock on my door?'
HER: 'Yes.'
Me: 'That sound that you produce while knocking, I can hear that on the inside. The spoken 'knock knock' is redundant'
HER: 'Oh...here's your mail'
because JANICE ROSSI IS A *****You know the might ducks of Anaheim changed their name to the Anaheim ducks in 2004-2005 when Disney sold the team? Not really seeing how this is a dumb question...
my ex: babe when did the mighty ducks become the anaheim ducks?
me: -____-
I wonder if that was my 10th grade culinary teacher. she said the exact same thing to us the first day of school.some broad on my facebook "I don't believe in common sense, because what might be common to one person might not be common to someone else"