NT's "True" Hollywood Stories (athletes, too)...post up anything you got that's funny.

[oo206oo]

I love that video, Steve Blake is about that life.

 

[retro23j]

And one night at Downtown Denver bar it was like a tuesday. Me and my boy were out. Then all of a sudden Melo, JR Smith, K Mart, And Allen Iverson walk in along with LaLa. They order a bottle and are just chillin. Iverson just post up doesnt day a word. JR is chasing tail like no other. And Melo is getting hammered. The end of the night comes the waitress brings them the bill. Melo says "I am Carmelo Anthony I dont pay for stuff like this. You should be paying me to come here" and walks out. LaLa then pulls out the credit card and pays.
I got a lot of stories of Denver athletes. They all hang out in the same 3 bars

 Son does this everywhere

 

[nikekid6]

dope heat in thay steve blake vid. lol he bout dat life

mannnnn i have many stories for yal

one of my homies who plays in the league who lives in venice during the off season invited us to go out w him one time. we hit venice bars and what not. end up at this one bar.... bout 5-10 min in we notice there are no girls around. so we are like "yoooo this is a gay bar" we push the eff out w the quickness... ... the funny thing is too is that emille hursch (however you spell his name) was in there looking real comfortable.

another story was when i was going to the ESPYs one year.. Real madrid was at my school practicing and Chad Johnson was there to practice with them. My homegir knew i was a huge fan of 85 and she worked with the school so she was carting the players around. she had chad call me on my cell phone. we talked for about 10 min. i was so pissed about not being invited to the Espys. like "****ESPN man. they some *******. ****the espys" and what not. dude threw out curse words left and right.. haha the salt levels were high

more celeb and athlete stories to come... i got em for days

 

[shorty doo wop]

One time during football practice they put me on scout team to simulate the speed of the other team. They called a safety blitz and I'm flying up, see my hole, thought I was in there, and POW! Pancaked by Orlando Pace. Everybody thought I was dead,myself included. I was a 135 pound freshman and he was the same size he is now.
Funny to everybody watching, I on the other hand failed to see the humor
One time I was drinking Jack and coronas with Kevin Randleman and his brother on his birthday right after he won the UFC belt. We get the bright idea to jump him when he comes out of the bathroom. It was something we did on everybody's birthday. We were posted on both sides of the door and when he saw us he knew what it was. He pushed me and immediately slams his brother. He's messing him up and I'm like "See, you shouldn't have been playing around"
Kevin looks back at me and says"you better get your hits in now cuz you're next" So I start giving him half hearted body shots and he says " Hit me for real cuz I'm hitting you for real!" Now I'm hitting him in the ribs with everything I've got, thinking I'm doing something. I thought about hitting him with the iron, but he probably would've killed me. He shrugged me off his back and said " this is how we do it in the UFC." We stood up and he rushed me, gave me a belly to belly, and kneed and elbowed me in the thighs for what seemed like an eternity. The birthday jumping tradition died that day

The longest minute of your life

 

[iswearimcool]

used to spike lee all the time by the bus stop by my high school. apparently he was a cheapass too. there was a diner by the school that everyone used to go to and see spike lee at sometimes. waiters would be like he never tips

 

[corndogmcgee]

wait. it was before he blew, but he had the hurricane's? confused.

Yeah, that's why I said I'm not positive. I think that I let my sodium for The Game blind my rationale there. More of an opportunity to jab at the fact that he did in fact have his own shoe

 

[souljaman22]

Met monta Ellis last year. I was working at honey baked ham. A black phantom pulled up and this guy I worked with was saying zebo just pulled up. I was In a hair net and a dirty apron. Everybody was acting like they were scared to speak so I walked from the back and said what's up mr Ellis! And shook his hand. Dint know my hand was dirty. I got ham juice on his hand and he didn't notice. He rubbed his chin and got a small piece of ham on his face.
I walked back to the back acting like I was dribbling and saw a ham on the floor that needed to be thrown away. I picked it up and tried to shoot it into the garbage can and missed. Didn't know the manager was behind a shelf and it landed right next to his foot. Almost got fired,that day

 

[DrizzyNYC]

Great stories

 

[frshstunna]

Was in Towson mall one day walking around when i spot a chick with some serious mass....i follow dat mass, and run up on shorty with the the thirst....turns out it was buffie the body, she had a big secuirty guy next to her looked like he was ready to **** any body up

 

[coldcity]

p4l

 

[senorroboto2k5]

Met monta Ellis last year. I was working at honey baked ham. A black phantom pulled up and this guy I worked with was saying zebo just pulled up. I was In a hair net and a dirty apron. Everybody was acting like they were scared to speak so I walked from the back and said what's up mr Ellis! And shook his hand. Dint know my hand was dirty. I got ham juice on his hand and he didn't notice. He rubbed his chin and got a small piece of ham on his face.
I walked back to the back acting like I was dribbling and saw a ham on the floor that needed to be thrown away. I picked it up and tried to shoot it into the garbage can and missed. Didn't know the manager was behind a shelf and it landed right next to his foot. Almost got fired,that day

 

[oo206oo]

Was in Towson mall one day walking around when i spot a chick with some serious mass....i follow dat mass, and run up on shorty with the the thirst....turns out it was buffie the body, she had a big secuirty guy next to her looked like he was ready to **** any body up

People do that?

 

[joepac12]

hahahahah yeah this fight lol....im somewhere in the stands

 

[champcruthik]

Best I've got is growing up with B.J. Raji and taking classes together. He was two years ahead of me in HS.

Also meeting Victor Cruz at K&F in NYC for the post-SB party with Ashanti. Nothing funny except dude loves Cafe Patron and everyone was trying to get him to salsa in the club.

 

[jerryjones]

lol some good stories in here..

aite here's one..one time my family was in Milwaukee for a family reunion. So im in the hotel about to go into the fitness room, I try to open the door but its locked..i look up at the tv's and one of those cinemax soft core porn joints was on the tv playin (this is the mid 90's) and there are two white guys on the stationary bikes lookin up at the tv ...So im like damn i wanna work out and watch some soft core too so i start rattlin the door tryna get them to turn around and open it...so the biggest dude, the one closest to the door gets off his bike and turns around mad as hell like wtf are you doin??...it was the british bulldog!!! otha cat never even stopped peddlin he jus looked over his shoulder for a sec and turned right back around.. he was owen hart... lol man i jus stood there shocked starin at em..this was like the height of monday night raw and i was a big wrestling fan at the time...BB face jus got red as hell and he put is hands on his waist cop style like man get outta here..so i left.

The next day i saw marlena who used to be with golddust in the lobby. She was lookin good her rack game was impressive, also got a quick glimpse of sable

Went to the bathroom ran into golddust said "wats up?"..he said "hey man hows it goin" i was shocked.. in real life his voice was deep as hell.. i thought he was gonna sound like mike jack.

I got a few more i might throw up later

 

[Too_smoooth]

i see stuart scott all the time
he goes to my barbershop in CT

where yall live at in CT?

 

[adobecs4]

dope heat in thay steve blake vid. lol he bout dat life

mannnnn i have many stories for yal

one of my homies who plays in the league who lives in venice during the off season invited us to go out w him one time. we hit venice bars and what not. end up at this one bar.... bout 5-10 min in we notice there are no girls around. so we are like "yoooo this is a gay bar" we push the eff out w the quickness...

... the funny thing is too is that emille hursch (however you spell his name) was in there looking real comfortable.

another story was when i was going to the ESPYs one year.. Real madrid was at my school practicing and Chad Johnson was there to practice with them. My homegir knew i was a huge fan of 85 and she worked with the school so she was carting the players around. she had chad call me on my cell phone. we talked for about 10 min. i was so pissed about not being invited to the Espys. like "****ESPN man. they some *******. ****the espys" and what not. dude threw out curse words left and right.. haha the salt levels were high

more celeb and athlete stories to come... i got em for days

 

[ill steelo]

And one night at Downtown Denver bar it was like a tuesday. Me and my boy were out. Then all of a sudden Melo, JR Smith, K Mart, And Allen Iverson walk in along with LaLa. They order a bottle and are just chillin. Iverson just post up doesnt day a word. JR is chasing tail like no other. And Melo is getting hammered. The end of the night comes the waitress brings them the bill. Melo says "I am Carmelo Anthony I dont pay for stuff like this. You should be paying me to come here" and walks out. LaLa then pulls out the credit card and pays.

Hanging out with Lenny Kravitz once. We did some radio rounds. Lenny likes to blaze. He takes me to a taco spot on South Beach (it was San Loco at the time, it's T-Mex now).
So we hop out of a limo and a dude yells "oh ****, it's Maxwell!".

 

[hoosierdaddy317]

My senior year high school, went to a Snoop Dogg concert at IU. After the concert, me and my boys were donezo and decided, "We gotta go try to meet Snoop". So we find out which frats hes at after the party, and walked up to the door while 50+ people were waiting in line waiting to meet him that Snoops bodyguards weren't letting in. 

We go up to the door and ask to meet Snoop. Bouncer's like who are you guys? Just so happen one of my buddies who I was with is the son of the athletic director at IU and it was his bday so we got lucky as hell. The Bouncer opens the door and smoke just POURS out of this room. We walk in and its this huge *** recreational room in the basement of the frat. There's a table with platters watermelon, fried chicken, and brownies. Below the tables were tubs of monster on ice and another with grey goose on ice. I look to the other side of the room and I see Snoop sitting on a couch with a Bleezy in one hand and a Xbox controller in the other... this ***** was playing Madden on a 20 x 30 ft projector screen on the wall .

We walk up to him all star struck and drunk, Snoop goes "Damn this your crew?". We all shake our heads and say yeah and he responds "Damn yall ****** got swag". Then we toked a little and got a picture session going. Dude was cool as hell

 

[youngdoc]

Two random ones that both happened while I was living in the Bay. No pics as this was before the time of smartphones

One night I was at some club in San Jo and Mistah Fab was there and I think he performed 1 or 2 songs. I was hollering at this Mexican chick. Making progress and I think I have it in the bag for the night. . I go to use the restroom and when I come back she's all hugged up with Mistah Fab. Needless to say I did not leave with her like I thought I was going to.

A night in SF "At the end of the night this random asian girl (very average) comes up to me and we start choppin it up. After a few minutes she says she wants me to meet her friend (cute) and we start choppin it up. At this point the club is closed and they're making people go outside. I find out they're staying at the Ritz Carlton and I ended up rolling back to their hotel with them (they have one more friend with them so at this point it's just me and 3 asian girls rollin to the Ritz Carlton) When we're at the hotel they tell me Snoop is staying there and that they know he's on the 3rd floor and that they're going to look for him. They somehow figure out his room and knock on his door. He comes out looking faded and confused and looks at the 3 girls and says "Who ordered y'all?" I don't think much of anything was said but I did dap Snoop up. it was very random and a little awkward"

Still had the email haha

 

[nawghtyhare]

Two random ones that both happened while I was living in the Bay. No pics as this was before the time of smartphones

One night I was at some club in San Jo and Mistah Fab was there and I think he performed 1 or 2 songs. I was hollering at this Mexican chick. Making progress and I think I have it in the bag for the night. . I go to use the restroom and when I come back she's all hugged up with Mistah Fab. Needless to say I did not leave with her like I thought I was going to.

A night in SF "At the end of the night this random asian girl (very average) comes up to me and we start choppin it up. After a few minutes she says she wants me to meet her friend (cute) and we start choppin it up. At this point the club is closed and they're making people go outside. I find out they're staying at the Ritz Carlton and I ended up rolling back to their hotel with them (they have one more friend with them so at this point it's just me and 3 asian girls rollin to the Ritz Carlton) When we're at the hotel they tell me Snoop is staying there and that they know he's on the 3rd floor and that they're going to look for him. They somehow figure out his room and knock on his door. He comes out looking faded and confused and looks at the 3 girls and says "Who ordered y'all?" I don't think much of anything was said but I did dap Snoop up. it was very random and a little awkward"

Still had the email haha

So what snooped had sex with the 3 asians while u just sat on the couch?

 

[Peep Game]

That Monta Ellis story

 

[gregzzy23]

My senior year high school, went to a Snoop Dogg concert at IU. After the concert, me and my boys were donezo and decided, "We gotta go try to meet Snoop". So we find out which frats hes at after the party, and walked up to the door while 50+ people were waiting in line waiting to meet him that Snoops bodyguards weren't letting in. 


We go up to the door and ask to meet Snoop. Bouncer's like who are you guys? Just so happen one of my buddies who I was with is the son of the athletic director at IU and it was his bday so we got lucky as hell. The Bouncer opens the door and smoke just POURS out of this room. We walk in and its this huge *** recreational room in the basement of the frat. There's a table with platters watermelon, fried chicken, and brownies. Below the tables were tubs of monster on ice and another with grey goose on ice. I look to the other side of the room and I see Snoop sitting on a couch with a Bleezy in one hand and a Xbox controller in the other... this ***** was playing Madden on a 20 x 30 ft projector screen on the wall .

We walk up to him all star struck and drunk, Snoop goes "Damn this your crew?". We all shake our heads and say yeah and he responds "Damn yall ****** got swag". Then we toked a little and got a picture session going. Dude was cool as hell

Thats tight as hell! I got a couple lame ones: around 05 my boy and I ran into Dave Chappelle on 57th street and 5th ave. pretty much at the height of the chappelle show. Dapped him up and followed him into an electronics store called the sharper image. He was with his son. We tried dnapping a pic on a poor motorola phone snd he asked us to give him some privacy. Overheard his son asking for a playstation 2. Everyone had one by then.

Then this past tuesday i go to 5th ave apple store for a genius appointment and Tino freaking Martinez is sitting right there! I own only 2 baseball jerseys and his is one if them. I shake his hand and he says how are you. I was stunned and kept it moving because he was with his daughter. Crazy thing is I was reminiscing and watching game 4 of the 2001 world series the night before! I go to check in with a genius and he does the same right after me. Guess he didnt know you have to check in first and figured it out from me. Was pretty surrreal, no one else came up to him, one of the most popular yankees of all time

 

[champcruthik]

Also have partied with Brandon Jacobs (when he was on the G-Men) and Ahmad Bradshaw regularly in all the usual North Jersey clubs and lounges. Sushi Lounge, 46 Lounge, Teak on the Hudson, etc. Ahmad Bradshaw creeps hard on all my attractive home-girls. One he pursued very actively was an Italian female friend that played basketball at Rutgers. "Can we FaceTime later?" "Come to 46 for VIP bottles."

Edit: Jacobs is an absolute ox in person, no Romo.

 

[raphaeldelaghet]

Okay so here is mine, I went to high school in new rochelle and that was when ray rice was on the come up. My boy Rob just transferred from White Plains to my school his junior year and was gonna try out for sports basketball, track, etc.. So pretty much like the first week of class they were holding tryouts for football and during class Ray looks over to rob and goes "yo you trying out for football today?" Rob shakes his head like "nah man" and ray looks him dead in the face and goes "aight cause I'll run your a** over."  smh lol