NT's "True" Hollywood Stories (athletes, too)...post up anything you got that's funny.

[mr brown]

good thread

no stories for me..a couple whatevers..

i dapped up george clinton in a downtown LA hotel i was staying at on vacation.. my man was high as hell

burned L's w Blu and his crew outside after a show of his at Sonar in Bmore

 

[shogun]

^

the smush story, it happened to my friend, the girl in the story used to work at a mall around my way and is related to tyga.

I remember him saying she took him to Judge Judy afterwards for the rent money and won. Is that episode up somewhere? Someone has to have it. I asked him if he told Judge Judy the Smush story but he never answered. Maybe he saved himself more embarrassment by not telling it.

 

[spidermang]

I remember him saying she took him to Judge Judy afterwards for the rent money and won. Is that episode up somewhere? Someone has to have it. I asked him if he told Judge Judy the Smush story but he never answered. Maybe he saved himself more embarrassment by not telling it.

I wonder if anybody still has pics of his girl. All I remember was that she's 

 

[jones23me]

the lulz

 

[Master Zik]

used to spike lee all the time by the bus stop by my high school. apparently he was a cheapass too. there was a diner by the school that everyone used to go to and see spike lee at sometimes. waiters would be like he never tips

Spike *cue American Gangster My Man gif*

 

[MajinZuub]

Not really a funny story but when I was younger I was walking around the main casino area of the New York, New York in Vegas. Suddenly I hear people screaming and a huge crowd just swarms in around me. We try to go see what's up in the middle of the crowd and Michael Jackson was walking through with his security.

When I was waaaaay young, probably 5 or 6 years old, my fam and I saw Joe and Katherine Jackson in some random hole-in-the-wall Indian spot late at night(in Vegas again). The whole place was empty except us and they joined us for dinner. My memories of that are feint but there's a photo laying around with all us together at a table in the restaurant somewhere in my house.

Marshawn Lynch was doing a signing with Josh Johnson at the Chic-Fil-A in my hometown so me and bro went to check it out and get a photo/auto. Dude was in all Polo and playing Messy Marv/other vulgar *** bay rap off his phone on the table as he was doing the signings I also felt hella bad for JJ because nobody wanted to take a picture with him, except my lil bro who was a big fan of his when he was in college.

For those of you who know who Afrojack is, I was at EDC Vegas 2011 walking to the stage where my friends were at and the golf cart that was transporting him almost nailed me. He got out the cart and said what's up and shook my hand then went to the hot dog vender right by us and got a hot dog then dipped out

When he was still with the Warriors, me and my cousins saw Jason Richardson pull up to the players lot before a game (we had parking in there) in his orange Impala and when he opened the door smoke came out and it reeked of weed CJ Watson was also smoking a blunt in a club I was at one time and they made him put it out. I never witnessed it personally, but my cousin has a close friend that knows Darren McFadden and she'd tell him that DMC and Jamarcus Russell would smoke and get leaned out all the time. Same cousin got cool with Pablo Sandoval and Sergio Romo because he had a table by them one night and said they were cool *** dudes but would show up to the clubs/bars high as **** all the time.

I don't know if anyone remembers him but Jerry Robinson was a linebacker for the Raiders in the 80's (he played for Philly when we beat them in the Super Bowl) and he came to do a signing at the Raiders Store I was working at. Dude was nice as hell but super perverted She was grimey herself so she didn't care but he would make the most inappropriate passes at one of my co-workers constantly, they were funny as **** though. He came in 3 days in a row and every day as soon as he'd come in we'd put on the tape from the Super Bowl he lost to us in

 

[pharelfor3]

keep em coming

 

[luong1209]

I talked to Sage Steele at a Walgreens in CT. She was nice but was looking real pale because she didn't have on all that makeup that they cake on the anchors before they go on air, but she was still looking pretty. She was with an older white woman who I assume was a relative.
I ended up seeing Stuart Scott at that same Walgreens a few months later....son was trying to be low key which made me laugh because I'm positive he is the last person most ESPN viewers actually care to speak too

i see stuart scott all the time

he goes to my barbershop in CT

Did either of you make eyes contact?

 

[kanyewest]

me and tebow used to kick it when i was younger. eating balut, climbing trees, speaking tagalog n ****

 

[2 RAWW]

Anyone ever got any celeb/athlete yambs doe? 

 

 

[Master Zik]

I talked to Sage Steele at a Walgreens in CT. She was nice but was looking real pale because she didn't have on all that makeup that they cake on the anchors before they go on air, but she was still looking pretty. She was with an older white woman who I assume was a relative.
I ended up seeing Stuart Scott at that same Walgreens a few months later....son was trying to be low key which made me laugh because I'm positive he is the last person most ESPN viewers actually care to speak too

i see stuart scott all the time

he goes to my barbershop in CT

Did either of you make eyes contact?

Cold

 

[nikekid6]

Anyone ever got any celeb/athlete yambs doe?   

EDIT: another story

Go to roscoes for my homies bday. Badd *** phantom sittin in the lot. We get in and were seated next to kat Williams. Dude and his entourage are blunted as all heck. Chop it up tell him that it's my boys birthday he showed love. He leaves and when we go to pay. The host said our meal was taken care of. He covered our dinner.

 

[young thundercat]

My first time i went to Vegas. My cousin played rb for AZ Cards, so this was the year they drafted Matt Leinart. We to get to Vegas and hes like we going to Hard Rock Cafe to get some food and meet up with his teammate. we get there and go sit at the table with Matt(mad cool cat) and his boys, we eat have a couple drinks. We leave and head to some louge(Matt had a host for him around vegas) we get there chilling in vip area drinking and Matt like "i got a couple homegirls coming thru then we'll bounce." 10 mins this bad tall blonde chick is walking to our area. She gets closer i realize its Paris Hilton, im not really into skinny bunnies but damn she is in person. she hugs everybody as she says what up(mad cool chick). So we leave, Matt and hes crew gets in their limo and me and cuz hop in with Paris and her limo. We get in i notice its 3 others, doesnt take me long to realize one girl is Nikki Hilton and the dude with her was E(entourage) and some random bad other chick. We are all talking, drinking and joking(E start going in on me still having a sidekick 2). Paris ask did we wanna smoke and talking bout she only gets her good bud from snoop and other nonsense. the other chick is mad quiet and isolated but whatever. we arrive at the club thru the back entrance straight to vip where Matt and everybody was at. ive never felt like a fish in a fishbowl in my life except for that night. the chicks in the club were sooo thristy it was crazy everytime i wanted to leave our area i had two bodyguards walking behind me(im feeling like a million bucks). we left all left and went back to Matts suite for the night, i cant remember the name of the hotel but the joint was like a hugh condo(special key to get to hit and everything) . Where dude was staying had a full bar with a bartender, bowling alley, hugh tvs everywhere, 2 hot tubes in the middle of the all place, **** was crazy. that night ended with me madddd drunk with some old broad and i def remember Paris coming back to the suite later and her and Matt going in the back solo. Matt def got in them guts.

and the bad quiet chick acting all stuck up in the limo...i later found out she was Kim K. This all happen before the tape got outted bc i had no idea who she was. that night is def in my top 3. NO Ducktales

one more short story the next day my cuz bestfriend on the team Laron McCoy came in town he brought his lil brother with him Lashaun(shady from Philly)...this was before he made his college choice(had just finished up at Hargrave and they came to celebrate), he said he was down to PSU, the U and Pitt. Kept telling him to go to the U ...us 4 tore down Vegas that night another epic night in Sin city.


i got a rack of stories about chilling with AZ Cards...
Brian Johnson is that dude
Fitz is cool
Q(bolden) is that dude
Rolle is cool
steve breaston is cool

that whole SB Cards team is cool.

 

[champcruthik]

So that's why Matt Leinart flaked as a franchise starting NFL QB. His partying lifestyle on the West Coast is well-documented and reported. Dude would rather take Patron shots than read a playbook.

Trent D: Wish I had the opportunity to bed Lolo. I got the Midas touch for her hurdles gold.

 

[young thundercat]

i got nothing bad to say about that guy after that night

think about tho him and Reggie ran LA. dude was living the life.

 

[gregzzy23]

Young Thundercat I hope you're not just trying to gain e props because thats awesome. I'm sure if I dig around I could guess myself but who is your cuzzo? Still in the L? Did not expect Kim K to be the shortie in the limo

 

[tr1ll]

My first time i went to Vegas. My cousin played rb for AZ Cards, so this was the year they drafted Matt Leinart. We to get to Vegas and hes like we going to Hard Rock Cafe to get some food and meet up with his teammate. we get there and go sit at the table with Matt(mad cool cat) and his boys, we eat have a couple drinks. We leave and head to some louge(Matt had a host for him around vegas) we get there chilling in vip area drinking and Matt like "i got a couple homegirls coming thru then we'll bounce." 10 mins this bad tall blonde chick is walking to our area. She gets closer i realize its Paris Hilton, im not really into skinny bunnies but damn she is in person. she hugs everybody as she says what up(mad cool chick). So we leave, Matt and hes crew gets in their limo and me and cuz hop in with Paris and her limo. We get in i notice its 3 others, doesnt take me long to realize one girl is Nikki Hilton and the dude with her was E(entourage) and some random bad other chick. We are all talking, drinking and joking(E start going in on me still having a sidekick 2). Paris ask did we wanna smoke and talking bout she only gets her good bud from snoop and other nonsense. the other chick is mad quiet and isolated but whatever. we arrive at the club thru the back entrance straight to vip where Matt and everybody was at. ive never felt like a fish in a fishbowl in my life except for that night. the chicks in the club were sooo thristy it was crazy everytime i wanted to leave our area i had two bodyguards walking behind me(im feeling like a million bucks). we left all left and went back to Matts suite for the night, i cant remember the name of the hotel but the joint was like a hugh condo(special key to get to hit and everything) . Where dude was staying had a full bar with a bartender, bowling alley, hugh tvs everywhere, 2 hot tubes in the middle of the all place, **** was crazy. that night ended with me madddd drunk with some old broad and i def remember Paris coming back to the suite later and her and Matt going in the back solo. Matt def got in them guts.

and the bad quiet chick acting all stuck up in the limo...i later found out she was Kim K. This all happen before the tape got outted bc i had no idea who she was. that night is def in my top 3. NO Ducktales
.

Winner.

 

[jayhood23]

Anyone ever got any celeb/athlete yambs doe?   

Got in those Kat Dennings yambs. The sloppy top

 

[young thundercat]

Young Thundercat I hope you're not just trying to gain e props because thats awesome. I'm sure if I dig around I could guess myself but who is your cuzzo? Still in the L? Did not expect Kim K to be the shortie in the limo

Believe me dog that story is no lie. Nah my cuz isn't in the L anymore, suffered a knee injury during that crazy Card playoff run vs Steelers. Yea i guess her and Kim was kinda close being Matt was smash Paris and I guess she was talking to Bush.

 

[mackmittenzz]

Who is your cusin.

 

[goldmember]

@ that Paris/Kim K story

Good stuff, man.

 

[2 RAWW]

Anyone ever got any celeb/athlete yambs doe? 

 

Got in those Kat Dennings yambs. The sloppy top

 

[destination kicks]

-Sat behind and got to chat with Rudy Gay at University of Maryland's Midnight Madness celebration. It was right before his senior year of HS so he was being recruited and was there with his family.
-Ran into Rudy Gay again a couple of weeks ago at an Orioles game for the second time. Asked him if he could get me a pair of his Jordan Brand A-S Game XIX's from back in the day. He told me he wishes, and said he doesn't even have a pair.
-Met Wiz and chatted with him after a show. He brought one of our friends backstage to hang after the show so we had to wait for her.
-When I was like 7 I got to go on stage with SR-71 (relatively popular alt-rock band from the early '00s) at the HFS-Tival before they released their first CD and they were on the "Upcoming Stars" stage. Their Security Guard saw me rocking along on the side of the stage and picked me up and let go rock out on stage with the band.
-When I was little, 4-7, I was heavy into skateboarding and got to meet pretty much everyone (Chad Muska, Tony Hawk, Bucky Lasek, etc.) at this one now-defunct skate shop in Silver Spring, MD. Competed in several U-12 Amateur competitions their in front of several extremely famous skaters.
-Met Big Sean and Mike Posner before they got real big after they performed at University of Maryland. When I woke up and went back to my boys dorm apparently there were rumors going around campus that I hung out with them for the rest of the night.

Plenty more I can't think of right now.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

And Melo is getting hammered. The end of the night comes the waitress brings them the bill. Melo says "I am Carmelo Anthony I dont pay for stuff like this. You should be paying me to come here"

 

[young thundercat]

Got in those Kat Dennings yambs. The sloppy top

How the hell did you pull that one?