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if you dont have handles why wouldnt you post up?
Playground BBall habits.
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if you dont have handles why wouldnt you post up?
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I'm sayin...
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I'm sayin...
put em up
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has nothing to do with dignity and im 6ft 1.
If you that dumb, scared or nervous enough to throw the ball to a player on the opposite team, you deserve to be sitting on the sideline. Learned that trick when i was young. Its amazing how many clowns will throw you the ball.
Ive done it in actual college basketball games and cats really have inbounded the ball to me for a layup. The look on their teammate faces are priceless.
- i love to see cats come to a park or open gym with a shooting sleeve on.
- the cat who wont pass the ball up the court. a pass is always faster then the dribble playa.
- dude who stands on the sideline and talks like hes so nice...aka MJ, but when he gets on the court hes trash.
- the guy that thinks bc he touched the ball hes gotta put it up(shot)
- when you go to a new place to play and size a dude up before yall play bc you think he can hoop. Hes styling, cut off shirt, old AZ Wildcats shorts, with flights or foams and your thinking he must be nice, then you ask him if he wanna run. son is straight ##!.
its just frustrating trying to find some quality run. cats who really know basketball and know how to play it. its always appreciated when you find good run.
put em up
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has nothing to do with dignity and im 6ft 1.
If you that dumb, scared or nervous enough to throw the ball to a player on the opposite team, you deserve to be sitting on the sideline. Learned that trick when i was young. Its amazing how many clowns will throw you the ball.
Ive done it in actual college basketball games and cats really have inbounded the ball to me for a layup. The look on their teammate faces are priceless.
- i love to see cats come to a park or open gym with a shooting sleeve on.
- the cat who wont pass the ball up the court. a pass is always faster then the dribble playa.
- dude who stands on the sideline and talks like hes so nice...aka MJ, but when he gets on the court hes trash.
- the guy that thinks bc he touched the ball hes gotta put it up(shot)
- when you go to a new place to play and size a dude up before yall play bc you think he can hoop. Hes styling, cut off shirt, old AZ Wildcats shorts, with flights or foams and your thinking he must be nice, then you ask him if he wanna run. son is straight ##!.
its just frustrating trying to find some quality run. cats who really know basketball and know how to play it. its always appreciated when you find good run.
larrydavidswag
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these dudes are the WORST
and i have to be certain i can play better D than you....
usually this happens when theres a big thats dogging someone....
i got good body control and i still have leverage like im fat...
man, they'll be like a 6'6" fatbody, too
getting DOGGED in the low post by a 6'4" agile dude
and they trynna get em back on the other end by taking 14 foot jumpers?
YOU FAT, GO GET BOARDS
Originally Posted by ralph91
The guy who is exhausted on defense but suddenly has all the energy in the world when the ball is in his hands
soooooo soft.
dudes be extra hacks with extra body and two hands on you, pushing for dear life
they try to charge you, and you too brolic for that, so they just stop
i be having the
son
thats the most annoying !#*#, easy
unathletic brolic dudes....wrestlers?
"IM OPEN" when you're on the other team? even worse is the dudes who KEEP PASSING IT TO HIM
LOL, i was gonna mention the "i just got done lifting but ill run" dudes....when you lookin for a 10th person, youll take ANYBODY
i hate these dudes. muscular dudes like...forget to streach...and be the stiffest, most unathletic dudes EVER
Originally Posted by Mister Friendly
Whats up with all these tall dudes saying they dont wanna play in the post??????
i agree, but at the same time
alot of 6'3" dudes aint got no post game...they're guards any other time they play
but since everyone else is 6' they supposed to switch the game up?
i do feel you tho...im 6 even and if i get a big, i play like a guard (dribble penetration, outside jumpers) and if i get someone smaller than me/my size, i ABUSE dudes in the post....i got that former fatbody leverage...
larrydavidswag
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these dudes are the WORST
and i have to be certain i can play better D than you....
usually this happens when theres a big thats dogging someone....
i got good body control and i still have leverage like im fat...
man, they'll be like a 6'6" fatbody, too
getting DOGGED in the low post by a 6'4" agile dude
and they trynna get em back on the other end by taking 14 foot jumpers?
YOU FAT, GO GET BOARDS
Originally Posted by ralph91
The guy who is exhausted on defense but suddenly has all the energy in the world when the ball is in his hands
soooooo soft.
dudes be extra hacks with extra body and two hands on you, pushing for dear life
they try to charge you, and you too brolic for that, so they just stop
i be having the
son
thats the most annoying !#*#, easy
unathletic brolic dudes....wrestlers?
"IM OPEN" when you're on the other team? even worse is the dudes who KEEP PASSING IT TO HIM
LOL, i was gonna mention the "i just got done lifting but ill run" dudes....when you lookin for a 10th person, youll take ANYBODY
i hate these dudes. muscular dudes like...forget to streach...and be the stiffest, most unathletic dudes EVER
Originally Posted by Mister Friendly
Whats up with all these tall dudes saying they dont wanna play in the post??????
i agree, but at the same time
alot of 6'3" dudes aint got no post game...they're guards any other time they play
but since everyone else is 6' they supposed to switch the game up?
i do feel you tho...im 6 even and if i get a big, i play like a guard (dribble penetration, outside jumpers) and if i get someone smaller than me/my size, i ABUSE dudes in the post....i got that former fatbody leverage...
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I'm only 6'2" but I love playing post. I'm a mid range specialist tho.
I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
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I'm only 6'2" but I love playing post. I'm a mid range specialist tho.
I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
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- The guy that comes in wearing Jordan shoes, Jordan shorts, Jordan socks, Jordan shirt, Jordan headband, Jordan wristbands, compression shorts, an arm sleeve...and can't play worth +#+@.
- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.
I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.
I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
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- The guy that comes in wearing Jordan shoes, Jordan shorts, Jordan socks, Jordan shirt, Jordan headband, Jordan wristbands, compression shorts, an arm sleeve...and can't play worth +#+@.
- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.
I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.
I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
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i hate showin up late n call next n i end up on the JV team n we get blown out. like am i really supposed to play 5 on 1.5. also those white dudes who always have like two 6'5 guys on their team n will run some harlem globetrotter BS on me n said scrub team but when im on a team with dudes who kno how to play we kill yall
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i hate showin up late n call next n i end up on the JV team n we get blown out. like am i really supposed to play 5 on 1.5. also those white dudes who always have like two 6'5 guys on their team n will run some harlem globetrotter BS on me n said scrub team but when im on a team with dudes who kno how to play we kill yall
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keep em coming
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keep em coming
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some of those above are dead on..
i had these happen to me today..
i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..
the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..
the dude comin' smelling like
but is to
to hoop..
the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..
dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..
but he was killin'
i had these happen to me today..
i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..
the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..
the dude comin' smelling like
the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..
dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..
but he was killin'
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some of those above are dead on..
i had these happen to me today..
i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..
the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..
the dude comin' smelling like
but is to
to hoop..
the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..
dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..
but he was killin'
i had these happen to me today..
i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..
the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..
the dude comin' smelling like
the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..
dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..
but he was killin'
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This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much.
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.
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This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much.
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.
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As a tall guy (6'5) it sucks always having to play the post. Has nothing to do with being soft really. We've been playing down low in the post practically forever, so for those with the skillset (decent handle & jumpshot), we like to step out sometimes.
Everything else been on point tho
Everything else been on point tho
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As a tall guy (6'5) it sucks always having to play the post. Has nothing to do with being soft really. We've been playing down low in the post practically forever, so for those with the skillset (decent handle & jumpshot), we like to step out sometimes.
Everything else been on point tho
Everything else been on point tho
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I hate dudes fouling on last shot, and I would say keep going but the fools at the gym I go to will say nah I fouled you before the shot. Damn defensive dudes calling the foul
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I hate dudes fouling on last shot, and I would say keep going but the fools at the gym I go to will say nah I fouled you before the shot. Damn defensive dudes calling the foul
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Yes, the defense calling the foul for you is ridic.
Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
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Yes, the defense calling the foul for you is ridic.
Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
