Playground BBall habits.

Originally Posted by hypebeast5

dudes with no handles that constantly post you cause their lack of handles also does it make me a dirty player if i push off on offense if they are playing me way to tight


if you dont have handles why wouldnt you post up?
 
Originally Posted by YoungTriz

Originally Posted by hypebeast5

dudes with no handles that constantly post you cause their lack of handles also does it make me a dirty player if i push off on offense if they are playing me way to tight


if you dont have handles why wouldnt you post up?
I'm sayin...
 
Originally Posted by YoungTriz

Originally Posted by hypebeast5

dudes with no handles that constantly post you cause their lack of handles also does it make me a dirty player if i push off on offense if they are playing me way to tight


if you dont have handles why wouldnt you post up?
I'm sayin...
 
Originally Posted by Professor YKK


Can't believe no one's mentioned the guy on the other team who'll try to trick you into passing him the ball either on an inbounds or in the backcourt. Have some dignity, chump. And by the way, has this guy ever been taller than 5'8" or even been remotely good? Has this guy ever not had an irrational amount of confidence?   
has nothing to do with dignity and im 6ft 1.


If you that dumb, scared or nervous enough to throw the ball to a player on the opposite team, you deserve to be sitting on the sideline. Learned that trick when i was young. Its amazing how many clowns will throw you the ball.
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Ive done it in actual college basketball games and cats really have inbounded the ball to me for a layup. The look on their teammate faces are priceless.  


- i love to see cats come to a park or open gym with a shooting sleeve on.
- the cat who wont pass the ball up the court. a pass is always faster then the dribble playa.
- dude who stands on the sideline and talks like hes so nice...aka MJ, but when he gets on the court hes trash.
- the guy that thinks bc he touched the ball hes gotta put it up(shot)
- when you go to a new place to play and size a dude up before yall play bc you think he can hoop. Hes styling, cut off shirt, old AZ Wildcats shorts, with flights or foams and your thinking he must be nice, then you ask him if he wanna run. son is straight ##!.

its just frustrating trying to find some quality run. cats who really know basketball and know how to play it. its always appreciated when you find good run.   
 
Originally Posted by Professor YKK


Can't believe no one's mentioned the guy on the other team who'll try to trick you into passing him the ball either on an inbounds or in the backcourt. Have some dignity, chump. And by the way, has this guy ever been taller than 5'8" or even been remotely good? Has this guy ever not had an irrational amount of confidence?   
has nothing to do with dignity and im 6ft 1.


If you that dumb, scared or nervous enough to throw the ball to a player on the opposite team, you deserve to be sitting on the sideline. Learned that trick when i was young. Its amazing how many clowns will throw you the ball.
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Ive done it in actual college basketball games and cats really have inbounded the ball to me for a layup. The look on their teammate faces are priceless.  


- i love to see cats come to a park or open gym with a shooting sleeve on.
- the cat who wont pass the ball up the court. a pass is always faster then the dribble playa.
- dude who stands on the sideline and talks like hes so nice...aka MJ, but when he gets on the court hes trash.
- the guy that thinks bc he touched the ball hes gotta put it up(shot)
- when you go to a new place to play and size a dude up before yall play bc you think he can hoop. Hes styling, cut off shirt, old AZ Wildcats shorts, with flights or foams and your thinking he must be nice, then you ask him if he wanna run. son is straight ##!.

its just frustrating trying to find some quality run. cats who really know basketball and know how to play it. its always appreciated when you find good run.   
 
Originally Posted by wheredeydothatat

dudes who complain when they miss or get stripped, but will never call the fouls, and they'll let everyone know that they're not calling the fouls too

dudes who call out and1 and miss

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these dudes are the WORST

Originally Posted by do work son

the guy who insists we should switch who we are guarding because my guy just hit a contested jumper.
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, im that guy....but it has to be like 4 pts straight...

and i have to be certain i can play better D than you....

usually this happens when theres a big thats dogging someone....

i got good body control and i still have leverage like im fat...
  

Originally Posted by DMan14

bigs that have no business being outside. get your big %*! down on the block and do some work.


man, they'll be like a 6'6" fatbody, too

getting DOGGED in the low post by a 6'4" agile dude

and they trynna get em back on the other end by taking 14 foot jumpers?

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YOU FAT, GO GET BOARDS

Originally Posted by ralph91

Originally Posted by bostonmarc

The guy who refuses to wear a shirt and is the sweatiest, slimiest guy out there. I will not guard him. Smells like a petting zoo

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The guy who is exhausted on defense but suddenly has all the energy in the world when the ball is in his hands


  
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Originally Posted by Prostaffer


I love the guy that dips his shoulder when he makes a move on "O", but when you body him back and dont' fall from his weak move he calls a foul and stops dribbling.


soooooo soft.

dudes be extra hacks with extra body and two hands on you, pushing for dear life

they try to charge you, and you too brolic for that, so they just stop

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i be having the
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.....grab the ball all quick and walk it over gingerly to slam it on the baseline "your ball dude. it was a foul"

Originally Posted by Professor YKK


Can't believe no one's mentioned the guy on the other team who'll try to trick you into passing him the ball either on an inbounds or in the backcourt. Have some dignity, chump. And by the way, has this guy ever been taller than 5'8" or even been remotely good? Has this guy ever not had an irrational amount of confidence? 

Weight room guy who never plays and thinks elbowing his way to the rim is basketball. I get it. You're really strong. You've tricked yourself into thinking that because you're 5'11" 210 that should be able to translate into any sort of athletic competition, even ones that demand a large amount of hand-eye coordination. But you have have zero lateral movement, have trouble getting down the court and also have trouble lifting your arms over your head.  
son

thats the most annoying !#*#, easy

unathletic brolic dudes....wrestlers?
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"IM OPEN" when you're on the other team? even worse is the dudes who KEEP PASSING IT TO HIM

LOL, i was gonna mention the "i just got done lifting but ill run" dudes....when you lookin for a 10th person, youll take ANYBODY

i hate these dudes. muscular dudes like...forget to streach...and be the stiffest, most unathletic dudes EVER


Originally Posted by i2enDMC

how about the guy who doesn't do S all game and hits the bankshot game winner.
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, how about when its a chick?

   
Originally Posted by Mister Friendly

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 Whats up with all these tall dudes saying they dont wanna play in the post??????

i agree, but at the same time

alot of 6'3" dudes aint got no post game...they're guards any other time they play

but since everyone else is 6' they supposed to switch the game up?

i do feel you tho...im 6 even and if i get a big, i play like a guard (dribble penetration, outside jumpers) and if i get someone smaller than me/my size, i ABUSE dudes in the post....i got that former fatbody leverage...
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Originally Posted by wheredeydothatat

dudes who complain when they miss or get stripped, but will never call the fouls, and they'll let everyone know that they're not calling the fouls too

dudes who call out and1 and miss

roll.gif


these dudes are the WORST

Originally Posted by do work son

the guy who insists we should switch who we are guarding because my guy just hit a contested jumper.
laugh.gif
, im that guy....but it has to be like 4 pts straight...

and i have to be certain i can play better D than you....

usually this happens when theres a big thats dogging someone....

i got good body control and i still have leverage like im fat...
  

Originally Posted by DMan14

bigs that have no business being outside. get your big %*! down on the block and do some work.


man, they'll be like a 6'6" fatbody, too

getting DOGGED in the low post by a 6'4" agile dude

and they trynna get em back on the other end by taking 14 foot jumpers?

indifferent.gif


YOU FAT, GO GET BOARDS

Originally Posted by ralph91

Originally Posted by bostonmarc

The guy who refuses to wear a shirt and is the sweatiest, slimiest guy out there. I will not guard him. Smells like a petting zoo

roll.gif

The guy who is exhausted on defense but suddenly has all the energy in the world when the ball is in his hands


  
roll.gif


Originally Posted by Prostaffer


I love the guy that dips his shoulder when he makes a move on "O", but when you body him back and dont' fall from his weak move he calls a foul and stops dribbling.


soooooo soft.

dudes be extra hacks with extra body and two hands on you, pushing for dear life

they try to charge you, and you too brolic for that, so they just stop

laugh.gif


i be having the
grin.gif
.....grab the ball all quick and walk it over gingerly to slam it on the baseline "your ball dude. it was a foul"

Originally Posted by Professor YKK


Can't believe no one's mentioned the guy on the other team who'll try to trick you into passing him the ball either on an inbounds or in the backcourt. Have some dignity, chump. And by the way, has this guy ever been taller than 5'8" or even been remotely good? Has this guy ever not had an irrational amount of confidence? 

Weight room guy who never plays and thinks elbowing his way to the rim is basketball. I get it. You're really strong. You've tricked yourself into thinking that because you're 5'11" 210 that should be able to translate into any sort of athletic competition, even ones that demand a large amount of hand-eye coordination. But you have have zero lateral movement, have trouble getting down the court and also have trouble lifting your arms over your head.  
son

thats the most annoying !#*#, easy

unathletic brolic dudes....wrestlers?
sick.gif



"IM OPEN" when you're on the other team? even worse is the dudes who KEEP PASSING IT TO HIM

LOL, i was gonna mention the "i just got done lifting but ill run" dudes....when you lookin for a 10th person, youll take ANYBODY

i hate these dudes. muscular dudes like...forget to streach...and be the stiffest, most unathletic dudes EVER


Originally Posted by i2enDMC

how about the guy who doesn't do S all game and hits the bankshot game winner.
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, how about when its a chick?

   
Originally Posted by Mister Friendly

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 Whats up with all these tall dudes saying they dont wanna play in the post??????

i agree, but at the same time

alot of 6'3" dudes aint got no post game...they're guards any other time they play

but since everyone else is 6' they supposed to switch the game up?

i do feel you tho...im 6 even and if i get a big, i play like a guard (dribble penetration, outside jumpers) and if i get someone smaller than me/my size, i ABUSE dudes in the post....i got that former fatbody leverage...
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I'm only 6'2" but I love playing post. I'm a mid range specialist tho.

I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
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I'm only 6'2" but I love playing post. I'm a mid range specialist tho.

I hate when the guy who knows you can dunk asks you to dunk after your 6th consecutive game for his own entertainment. when you say "I'm too tired for that Brah" he asks you after the 7th game again.
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- The guy that comes in wearing Jordan shoes, Jordan shorts, Jordan socks, Jordan shirt, Jordan headband, Jordan wristbands, compression shorts, an arm sleeve...and can't play worth +#+@.
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- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
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- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
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- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
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- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
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- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
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- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
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- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.

I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
 
- The guy that comes in wearing Jordan shoes, Jordan shorts, Jordan socks, Jordan shirt, Jordan headband, Jordan wristbands, compression shorts, an arm sleeve...and can't play worth +#+@.
30t6p3b.gif

- The guy that slows down a whole team by playing absolutely no defense after 3 possessions. Got everyone asking "Whose man is that?!" while he's standing at half court with his hands on his hips.
indifferent.gif

- The guy that comes in looking like some D1 player but "just wants to shoot around" as if us normal humans aren't worthy of him taking his talents to a pick up game.
eyes.gif

- The guy that takes his shirt off sweating profusely. You don't want to touch him. He is unguardable. He simply goes to the post and slides off of you. You lose.
laugh.gif
sick.gif

- The guy that feels obligated to handle the ball and shoot damn near the entire game hit or miss since he's a HS starter/D1 player/Overseas player/NBA bench warmer...and then blames his teammates for the loss.
- The guy that guards you like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals the entire game even if you're 3/4 court length away from your basket.
- The guy that doesn't come to play but is on the sideline talking the most nonsense...whether it's about how he would ball on somebody or how some dude he knows is better than everybody. Shut up, kid.
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30t6p3b.gif

- The group of Asians or Hispanics who are playing 3 on 3 basketball but don't want to bring their 6 over and form a 5 on 5. No racism but you know that +#+@ goes down.
laugh.gif

- The tall guy who insists on playing point guard...and then gets mad that we're getting outrebounded. Really?
- The guy that plays for the And1 Mixtape move. He can't do @+!% else but is trying to cross someone over the entire game and talk @+!% about it.
- The White guy who comes in wearing running shoes looking like he just left Starbucks and is lights out from 3.
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30t6p3b.gif

- The old guy with bad knees who can barely jump or even make it down the court but is the most vocal...calling out plays and %#$%...giving out advice.
- The bully who is just big for no reason and drives his shoulder into dudes the entire game hitting layups...talking about "Get big!" or "Weightroom!" #@@@ outta here with that WNBA layup drill game.

I could go all day. Playground basketball has too many characters.
 
i hate showin up late n call next n i end up on the JV team n we get blown out. like am i really supposed to play 5 on 1.5. also those white dudes who always have like two 6'5 guys on their team n will run some harlem globetrotter BS on me n said scrub team but when im on a team with dudes who kno how to play we kill yall
 
i hate showin up late n call next n i end up on the JV team n we get blown out. like am i really supposed to play 5 on 1.5. also those white dudes who always have like two 6'5 guys on their team n will run some harlem globetrotter BS on me n said scrub team but when im on a team with dudes who kno how to play we kill yall
 
some of those above are dead on..
i had these happen to me today..

i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..

the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..

the dude comin' smelling like 
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 but is to
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 to hoop.. 

the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..

dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..

but he was killin'
 
some of those above are dead on..
i had these happen to me today..

i had the guy who plays with the weight vest on... that vest aint gonna help us win the game..

the bad call guy.. oh that looked like a travel when knowing very well that wasnt a travel..

the dude comin' smelling like 
pimp.gif
 but is to
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 to hoop.. 

the dudes who are scared of the "big" player... helicopter came out like a couple weeks ago..

dudes were scared to guard him.. like is was the second comin' of Jesus..

but he was killin'
 
Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Originally Posted by PMatic

The guy that can't dribble insisting to be the point guard irritates me like no other.

Co-signing this x100
This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much. 
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.
 
Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Originally Posted by PMatic

The guy that can't dribble insisting to be the point guard irritates me like no other.

Co-signing this x100
This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much. 
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.
 
As a tall guy (6'5) it sucks always having to play the post. Has nothing to do with being soft really. We've been playing down low in the post practically forever, so for those with the skillset (decent handle & jumpshot), we like to step out sometimes.

Everything else been on point tho
 
As a tall guy (6'5) it sucks always having to play the post. Has nothing to do with being soft really. We've been playing down low in the post practically forever, so for those with the skillset (decent handle & jumpshot), we like to step out sometimes.

Everything else been on point tho
 
Originally Posted by jville819

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Originally Posted by PMatic

The guy that can't dribble insisting to be the point guard irritates me like no other.

Co-signing this x100
This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much. 
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.

I hate dudes fouling on last shot, and I would say keep going but the fools at the gym I go to will say nah I fouled you before the shot.  Damn defensive dudes calling the foul
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Originally Posted by jville819

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Originally Posted by PMatic

The guy that can't dribble insisting to be the point guard irritates me like no other.

Co-signing this x100
This is the opposite for me. All my dudes that I play with consistently make me play point when I can't dribble for @%!+, granted they can't really dribble either but somebody has got to be a better handler than a out of shape 6'3 spot up shooter. This irritates me so much. 
Y'all dudes talking about fouling on point game not even going for the ball c'mon son. Most people I play with will never call that and just keep going up with it until they make the basket.

I hate dudes fouling on last shot, and I would say keep going but the fools at the gym I go to will say nah I fouled you before the shot.  Damn defensive dudes calling the foul
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Yes, the defense calling the foul for you is ridic.

Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
 
Yes, the defense calling the foul for you is ridic.

Just remembered another dude that drives me crazy, the thick dude with no ups or stamina who goes under the hoop and when his team scores will flip the ball to the corner of the gym to buy his tired !!+ time to get back. Even when that dude is on my team it irks me like none other.
 
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