Playground BBall habits.

[supahoopa]

Originally Posted by ColdCity

The Fake Baller
This guy looks the part. Has a sinewy and strong body, has a basketball-themed tattoo, either rocks corn-rows or has a shaved head, wears a jersey from an old league he has participated in, and just appears to be a player. But in reality he sucks. He takes most of the shots on the offensive-end and slacks off on D. He possesses poor footwork and is a digital clock – aka no hands. NBA equivalent: Kwame Brown

 sorry never heard someone call another person a digital clock 
it got me 

 

[pj and bompton]

almost nothing pisses me off more than the dude who will chuck up 3's when we're only playing 1's...

or the dude who CONSTANTLY takes 3's from just inside the 3 point line. c'mon son, take 2 steps up or 1 back

 

[pj and bompton]

almost nothing pisses me off more than the dude who will chuck up 3's when we're only playing 1's...

or the dude who CONSTANTLY takes 3's from just inside the 3 point line. c'mon son, take 2 steps up or 1 back

 

[koolbarbone]

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.

 

[koolbarbone]

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.

 

[rondembo]

The loudmouth short guy. There is always one at the court.

 

[rondembo]

The loudmouth short guy. There is always one at the court.

 

[youngmoney]

Originally Posted by tommykairaa

that one guy wearing running shoes. $%#! outta here

but i know im not the "guy" you're thinking off

 

[youngmoney]

Originally Posted by tommykairaa

that one guy wearing running shoes. $%#! outta here

but i know im not the "guy" you're thinking off

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Originally Posted by i2enDMC

how about the guy who doesn't do S all game and hits the bankshot game winner.

  

  

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Originally Posted by i2enDMC

how about the guy who doesn't do S all game and hits the bankshot game winner.

  

  

 

[just another pair]

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

If I pass you the ball on the wing and I see you one on one w/ someone I know you can score on and I say "You got it"/"It's your world" etc, don't pass me the ball back immediately. Go score or get fouled.

One thing I hate is dudes that don't want to switch on D. I know my limitatations and if I can't guard someone and someone asks me to switch, I'll do it. No prob. But the dudes who are checking non factors and aren't willing to switch to guard someone better to help the team out are pansies

. Like my man you are 6'4 210. Why are you checking the 5'9 150 lb dude.

And LMAOOOOO @ son complaining about people from the other team trying to trick you into inbounding the ball into them. If you fall for that it's your fault. I did that @#$$ yesterday

. Ran under the basket by the inbounder clapping my hands and saying "I got you back" . He almost passed it in, lol.

QFT 

 

[just another pair]

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

If I pass you the ball on the wing and I see you one on one w/ someone I know you can score on and I say "You got it"/"It's your world" etc, don't pass me the ball back immediately. Go score or get fouled.

One thing I hate is dudes that don't want to switch on D. I know my limitatations and if I can't guard someone and someone asks me to switch, I'll do it. No prob. But the dudes who are checking non factors and aren't willing to switch to guard someone better to help the team out are pansies

. Like my man you are 6'4 210. Why are you checking the 5'9 150 lb dude.

And LMAOOOOO @ son complaining about people from the other team trying to trick you into inbounding the ball into them. If you fall for that it's your fault. I did that @#$$ yesterday

. Ran under the basket by the inbounder clapping my hands and saying "I got you back" . He almost passed it in, lol.

QFT 

 

[prostaffer]

Can't win on a deuce...

teammate chucks up a deuce.

I want to make a meme of this.

 

[prostaffer]

Can't win on a deuce...

teammate chucks up a deuce.

I want to make a meme of this.

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by Prostaffer

Can't win on a deuce...

teammate chucks up a deuce.

I want to make a meme of this.

never fails lol

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by Prostaffer

Can't win on a deuce...

teammate chucks up a deuce.

I want to make a meme of this.

never fails lol

 

[mco85]

NT tell me if I was wrong for this. I was playing today and got into this huge argument over this incident. So to make a long story short I was running towards my basket full speed without the ball and this dude who was backing up (who for some reason is always trying to draw an offensive foul) steps to his rights, stops like three feet in front of me I try to avoid him at last second our legs get tangled and I fall hella hard. I get pissed basically wanting to fight and dude had the nerve to say offensive foul. Now my *%#%*** knee is swollen

 

[futuristic]

Originally Posted by koolbarbone

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.

QFT, some of these bums will do anything to stay on the court. I have never in my life seen a good player intentionally wrap someone up in a pick-up game. It's always the ones that live for that rec center glory and have never played HS or College.

 

[mco85]

NT tell me if I was wrong for this. I was playing today and got into this huge argument over this incident. So to make a long story short I was running towards my basket full speed without the ball and this dude who was backing up (who for some reason is always trying to draw an offensive foul) steps to his rights, stops like three feet in front of me I try to avoid him at last second our legs get tangled and I fall hella hard. I get pissed basically wanting to fight and dude had the nerve to say offensive foul. Now my *%#%*** knee is swollen

 

[futuristic]

Originally Posted by koolbarbone

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.

QFT, some of these bums will do anything to stay on the court. I have never in my life seen a good player intentionally wrap someone up in a pick-up game. It's always the ones that live for that rec center glory and have never played HS or College.

 

[f3djam]

guys who hack or foul on open dunks.
you just got beat man, let me dunk. when they take me down, push me, or under cut me. instant fight. that play is only gonna hurt someone

 

[f3djam]

guys who hack or foul on open dunks.
you just got beat man, let me dunk. when they take me down, push me, or under cut me. instant fight. that play is only gonna hurt someone

 

[pj and bompton]

Originally Posted by koolbarbone

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.

 

[pj and bompton]

Originally Posted by koolbarbone

Originally Posted by LosALMIGHTY

Originally Posted by dreClark

I'm not gonna hack you to the point where your gonna get hurt. But if you're on the way to an easy layup for the game winner, I will absolutely wrap you up. Ball up top. None of that  "I'll just score when he lets go' BS either, b/c thats a walk. In fact, I have never seen that done before.

I hate playing with football players.

Pretty much. It's a tactic for players who get beat to the cup.

Just because there are no free throws and unlimited fouls doesn't mean that the game has to be cheapened.