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are you serious look at that gorilla on the first page, dont even got a neck, his ability to absorb Mike's blows will be one of the reasons mikewouldn't survive more than 15 seconds
Prime Iron Mike VS Alpha Silverback Gorilla Vol. "I pay 15k to fight a gorilla"
are you serious look at that gorilla on the first page, dont even got a neck, his ability to absorb Mike's blows will be one of the reasons mikewouldn't survive more than 15 seconds
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"you know how strong a monkey is?" - dave chappelle
putting in work
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I cant believe your being serious.... actually trying to counter that nonsense
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Originally Posted by wawaweewa
I think otherwise.
a human being won't last more than 15 seconds in a fight with with a silverback.
At first I was like...
but then I saw what you did there...so I'm like...
Had me there for a min...
...
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are some of yall n's serious with yall replies?
this aint a game of POKEMON...no man will prosper over a animal like that..that gorilla looks like he could rip your head off literally with one swing
mike wouldnt even have a chance if he went in with a banana in his hand carrying monkey vagina
this aint a game of POKEMON...no man will prosper over a animal like that..that gorilla looks like he could rip your head off literally with one swing
mike wouldnt even have a chance if he went in with a banana in his hand carrying monkey vagina
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* Mike Tyson voice* "I'll eat your baby gorillas"
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in his prime, mike tyson had the punching power of something stupid like 40lbs per square inch or somethin... (i cant remember the specific stuff)
but they said one of his fists is equiv. to throwing a 200lb man 55mph at whatever he's aiming at.
if he could land one solid powershot.... he may kill the gorilla.
but they said one of his fists is equiv. to throwing a 200lb man 55mph at whatever he's aiming at.
if he could land one solid powershot.... he may kill the gorilla.
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them gorillas look demonic as hell
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Gorilla has fangs. Mike has teeth.
Gorilla has strength to RIP a human apart. Mike has strength to break bones.
Gorilla has agility and is much faster. Mike can simply dodge and weave.
Mike dies within 2 minutes.
Gorilla has strength to RIP a human apart. Mike has strength to break bones.
Gorilla has agility and is much faster. Mike can simply dodge and weave.
Mike dies within 2 minutes.
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Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23
Originally Posted by kix4kix
R.I.P Gorilla
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unfortunately this isn't the dumbest thing i've seen on NT. Gorilla via Destruction in 10-15 seconds
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Iron Mike in 3
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I don't know why but this had me rolling on the floor
RIP GORILLA
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Gorillas have thicker bone density than humans. I'm sure they can take alot of shots from Mike.
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Are you serious?
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Just stop it.
Real talk, I seriously don't think some o'yah understand what Mike would be going up against.
In his prime, Mike wasn't even the strongest human. The strongest human would easily get destroyed by an average silver back. That said, Mike wouldn'teven stand a chance. I mean, the layers of muscle on the silver back would alone negate any possible damage Mike's shots could cause.
Humans are dangerous only because of the weapons we've developed to aid us in our various conquests against each other and/or mother nature. You take awayour weapons, and the products of our ingenuity, and it becomes very very lucid just how fragile of species we are.
Our closest primate cousins will always fare better than us when it comes to sheer strength and brute power. The only reason why they haven't dominated usis because we moved away from their habitats, and via our ability to imagine and conceive (traits/skills that differentiate us from all other species), wedeveloped "tools" that have aided us in our survival, proliferation, and domination of the planet.
Still, we are nothing without our "tools". You put Mike in a cage with prime silver back and he will get massacred.
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This has me
Gorilla by KO, btw.
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I promise you I laughed loud as $*## at the 1st two responses.
Seriously though...Ya'll saw what that chimp did to that woman.... Imagine a gorilla.
Have Mike lookin like...
... afterward.
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the fact that all 3 of you guys, with your unique renditions of the smiley face, all replied one after another makes this thread even funnier.
seriously though, silverbacks weigh like 500+ pounds - rip mike
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That 3rd is pic is crazy
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My man, a gorilla is much, MUCH stronger than Mike Tyson. You know what gorillas fight in the wild? Cmon... you can get it. That's right! Other gorillas!
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