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PYJ (Post Your Jokes)
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by wearinthefourfive,
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Mr and Mrs Smith were getting hot and heavy one night in their bedroom. Their son Timmy had a nightmare so he ran into his parent's room and caught them going at it and ran out of the room. Mr Smith ran after him and looked all over the house for him but couldn't find him. He went to check grandma's room and caught Timmy banging grandma. Timmy looks up and says, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mom is it?"
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Whats the difference between batman and a black man?
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batman can go a night without robin
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What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? (walkin')
Christopher Reeves.
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how are penises related to Saddam Hussein? (No Ayo)
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they hang.
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What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?
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Hose A and Hose B
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same...but the dishes pile up.
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Why were there only 2,400 Mexicans at the Alamo?
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They only had 2 trucks
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No offense...What do you call a black guy in a suit?
The defendant.
The defendant.
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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
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Gang rape
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Q:Why did the woman cross the road?
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A:
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What, Better question, why the +*@* is she out of the kitchen?!
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36 ounces
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Some Jewish guy asked a doctor how much does he get paid for a circumcision.....
The doctor replied, "Nothing, I just keep the tips."
The doctor replied, "Nothing, I just keep the tips."
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
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A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
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click the [+]
to do a spoiler do the same you do for images instead of img you use "spoiler"
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Ohhh, ok.....Gotcha, good looking out. Appreciate it.
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people stop saying no offense...this is a joke thread, if they get offended screw em
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"Why didn't Jesus go to College?"
He got hung up on the boards
He got hung up on the boards
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So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
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How do asians name their kids?
they just throw pots and pans in the air and use whatever sound it makes when it hits the ground
they just throw pots and pans in the air and use whatever sound it makes when it hits the ground
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Why are black peoples eyes always red after sex?
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because of the pepper spray
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