Rap About Nothing: Hip Hop Chat Thread

A lot of these punchlines didn’t age well. Banks was at his peak powers on the sequel

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Carter 1 and Carter 2 was trash. Which one was elephant **** and which was giraffe ****?


HFM was more than punchline Banks though. He was definitely on the multisyllabic rhyming sneeze back then.

"You heard right **********er
Grandmama daughter ain't raised no sucker
Heart full of pride and a head full of anger
Attitude of a winner infrared for the danger
Even the paranoia of a female will change ya
Waking up every morning laying next to a stranger
I'm on the move, smooth, with one eye out for the snakes
Who can't stand hearing your name all throughout the states
Tune into BET and watching your video
Pretending to be your friends but the smart ones really know
So
If that's your man warn him
Cuz it's enough bullets in here to hit every NBA patch on em"

:smokin



So... yeah....








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I’m sure you typed that from memory. That’s the **** you rapped to shorty over the phone?
 
I’m saying bro. I don’t think we realized how good we had it back when we were younger in high school.

Nobody had money or cars, so the only attention you had to give a girl was phone calls and seeing each other in the hall ways.

No expensive dinner dates or bar nights. A date can easily run you a bill depending on where you’re at.

****tt... high school, at best you were taking a joint to the movies. That’s a solid $20 night which is a lot of money when you’re in the 10th/11th grade.

20 bucks, and late night phone calls where you had to rap smile would guarantee shorty sneaking over to your crib while your moms was still at work to give you cheeks and top.


You a lying ************ if you say you wasn’t gonna rap Smile.

****. I threw in the chorus ever so often. No shame. :smokin

Wildest part about all this is my mother still communicates with this girl in particular to this day via Whatsapp :lol:
 
Hahahahahaha, I need info yo. Why does your mom talk to her? She was a serious relationship or something?

About as serious as most get during HS (all that “we gonna be together forever” type **** only to break up around graduation :lol:). Was with her from the 10th grade up to graduation, so she’d gotten cool with my mom over the years. Had her number and all that bs. No idea why, but they kept in touch here and there after we broke up in senior year. Moms literally brought her up like two weeks ago and all I could do was shake my head and laught. Like why do you still talk to this girl from 12 years ago ma?! :lol:

Then she tells me shorty has a son and asks if I want her WhatsApp info. :rofl:
 
I don’t have pics any more. Pretty sure I had a flip phone the last time I spoke to her or saw her. :lol:
 
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