Socially awkward moments. Volume 3 * *Pictures full of Lulz Page 7**

[Animal Thug]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

how about im a a waitress and every time i drop a checkbook i say "thank you guys have a nice day" so its just become a habit. so one day after work i went to eat and the waitress dropped the check and i say "thank you guys have a nice day"

i had to sit there and explain why i said that

orrr how about i was walking in the subway to the e train and in the opposite direction i see this girl i sort of know from high school who i never speak to ... but we are friends on facebook so i know all about her life. so we stop and say hello which is perfectly fine.. then she tells me the E train isnt working so i have to change directions and have to walk like 10 minutes with her through this tunnel to the other trains having an awkward convo.. i end up taking a totally different train so i didnt end up having an equally awkward train ride

 a sacrifice you didn't have to make...
  

 

[Animal Thug]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

how about im a a waitress and every time i drop a checkbook i say "thank you guys have a nice day" so its just become a habit. so one day after work i went to eat and the waitress dropped the check and i say "thank you guys have a nice day"

i had to sit there and explain why i said that

orrr how about i was walking in the subway to the e train and in the opposite direction i see this girl i sort of know from high school who i never speak to ... but we are friends on facebook so i know all about her life. so we stop and say hello which is perfectly fine.. then she tells me the E train isnt working so i have to change directions and have to walk like 10 minutes with her through this tunnel to the other trains having an awkward convo.. i end up taking a totally different train so i didnt end up having an equally awkward train ride

 a sacrifice you didn't have to make...
  

 

[yungchamp]

Originally Posted by Lamak

Flash your strap and nod at the same time.

 

[yungchamp]

Originally Posted by Lamak

Flash your strap and nod at the same time.

 

[dapper d]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by AMafia

One time I was in Home Depot (not old enough to drive to my house 3 mins away) and I feel the erg to use the restroom. I'm talking something brutal. So I rush to the bathroom and see like 5 customers and 4 workers. I go into the stall and o to WORK. I mean it sounded like a nuke was hitting the toilet water.

[John Starks] Did dis dude really jus did dis? [/John Starks]

Damn I laughed at this...

 

[dapper d]

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by AMafia

One time I was in Home Depot (not old enough to drive to my house 3 mins away) and I feel the erg to use the restroom. I'm talking something brutal. So I rush to the bathroom and see like 5 customers and 4 workers. I go into the stall and o to WORK. I mean it sounded like a nuke was hitting the toilet water.

[John Starks] Did dis dude really jus did dis? [/John Starks]

Damn I laughed at this...

 

[youngnflithy]

Walking into a black barbershop when you ain't black.

 

[youngnflithy]

Walking into a black barbershop when you ain't black.

 

[hankzilla]

Originally Posted by youngnflithy

Walking into a black barbershop when you ain't black.

What in the hell is a "black" barbershop? What there's different types shades of barbershops?

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Naw jk

 

[hankzilla]

Originally Posted by youngnflithy

Walking into a black barbershop when you ain't black.

What in the hell is a "black" barbershop? What there's different types shades of barbershops?

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Naw jk

 

[bozo7000]

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

 

[bozo7000]

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

 

[sauuceking]

Talking alotta mess during a smash session, getting really into it and doing freaky things like slapping the girls cheeks, choking her, pulling her hair, calling her dirty names......then making a big hoopla as you bust but then a few seconds later its like.....

 

[sauuceking]

Talking alotta mess during a smash session, getting really into it and doing freaky things like slapping the girls cheeks, choking her, pulling her hair, calling her dirty names......then making a big hoopla as you bust but then a few seconds later its like.....

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by Kojomesa

When you piss and your fart box lets loose some brown stuff and this happens in front of a hot chick.


She be smelling your fart box stuff and you be like say what and I was like nah it aint me in harlem.

Can I get an example of when you would ever be pissing in front of a hot chick/chick period?

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by Kojomesa

When you piss and your fart box lets loose some brown stuff and this happens in front of a hot chick.


She be smelling your fart box stuff and you be like say what and I was like nah it aint me in harlem.

Can I get an example of when you would ever be pissing in front of a hot chick/chick period?

 

[my hustle so russell]

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

Yeah one time me and my friends where clowning on fusion jordans and I look and this one dude had them on, he tried make it look like he didnt hear what we were saying but I knew he heard us, made me feel like crap make fun of him

 

[my hustle so russell]

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

Yeah one time me and my friends where clowning on fusion jordans and I look and this one dude had them on, he tried make it look like he didnt hear what we were saying but I knew he heard us, made me feel like crap make fun of him

 

[hlfblkhlfnike]

When you are alone (or think you are alone) off in a corner text messaging, immersed in the conversation with an ear-to-ear grin on your face, then someone catches your attention and gives you that look like

 "&@#! is this dude smiling at?"

Also, the other day I was in a room full of people and this guy across from me was deep in thought.  Dude looked extremely intense.  His eyebrows were arched like he was about to premeditate that...He must have maintained that facial expression for a solid minute.  I tapped on the chick next to me and pointed in his direction and she bust out laughing.  Then this guy snaps out of his daydream like its nothing...

   

 

[hlfblkhlfnike]

When you are alone (or think you are alone) off in a corner text messaging, immersed in the conversation with an ear-to-ear grin on your face, then someone catches your attention and gives you that look like

 "&@#! is this dude smiling at?"

Also, the other day I was in a room full of people and this guy across from me was deep in thought.  Dude looked extremely intense.  His eyebrows were arched like he was about to premeditate that...He must have maintained that facial expression for a solid minute.  I tapped on the chick next to me and pointed in his direction and she bust out laughing.  Then this guy snaps out of his daydream like its nothing...

   

 

[kojomesa]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by Kojomesa

When you piss and your fart box lets loose some brown stuff and this happens in front of a hot chick.


She be smelling your fart box stuff and you be like say what and I was like nah it aint me in harlem.

Can I get an example of when you would ever be pissing in front of a hot chick/chick period?

Unisex bathroom sir.

 

[kojomesa]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by Kojomesa

When you piss and your fart box lets loose some brown stuff and this happens in front of a hot chick.


She be smelling your fart box stuff and you be like say what and I was like nah it aint me in harlem.

Can I get an example of when you would ever be pissing in front of a hot chick/chick period?

Unisex bathroom sir.

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by My Hustle So Russell

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

Yeah one time me and my friends where clowning on fusion jordans and I look and this one dude had them on, he tried make it look like he didnt hear what we were saying but I knew he heard us, made me feel like crap make fun of him

 I know dude was lookin down at his shoes, wishing he was somewhere else

  

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by My Hustle So Russell

Originally Posted by Bozo7000

Not sure if this was posted. Happened to me.

You out shopping for clothes or shoes with people, and someone ask your opinion. You give it the

, and someone has the item.

Her: What about this? *Holds up shirt*
Me: Thats ugly, why would you want to wear... *looks over at someone with the same item* ... that... on... Tuesdays... ... ...

Yeah one time me and my friends where clowning on fusion jordans and I look and this one dude had them on, he tried make it look like he didnt hear what we were saying but I knew he heard us, made me feel like crap make fun of him

 I know dude was lookin down at his shoes, wishing he was somewhere else

  

 

[sharpiepoint]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Telling a really long story to a bunch of people that you think is funny/entertaining, only for them to have no reaction when you're done. Make me wanna hit em with the

happens to me too much.  

@ the pic