Bruce Banner
formerly jetsetkev
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Just a little story to get us back on track. It's pretty long, sorry fam.
Last Saturday I went to my boy's kickback and brought my girl with me. This girl showed up with two of her girls, both of them weren't good looking in the face but one of them was thick as hell. So all of us were playing the drinking version of Jenga. I ended up pulling the brick that says move to another spot, I inadvertently move next to the thick joint. She was all smiling and talking to me, I'm not really entertaining it though. But with each Hennessy/Vanilla Coke, she's looking like she can get the D . She leans over and asks my girl something and I can see my girl's face is like . After the game, my girl tells me that the thick chick asked her, "are you with him? Like is that your man or you just came with him?". My girl said she was quick to claim me. For the rest of the night my girl had the laser x-ray vision on your boy. I went to the bathroom and thick chick came out before I went in and she's just eyeing me. Once I got out, she was in the hallway talking to my boy. I stop and talk to him and the chick just stands right next to us. Once we're done talking, I try to slide past her since the hall was skinny. As I slide by her, she puts her arms around me and whispers something (I didn't really hear her though over the music). I go find my girl and she starts hitting me with the crazy Latina questions, and being mad that I left her alone over there for a little (she didn't really know anyone at the kickback). I didn't tell my girl about thick chick whispering in my ear because I'm not with the drama. My girl made sure she stuck by my side the whole time after that though. To wrap up the night, I'm taking a flick with my boy for our snapchats and thick chick just slides in the middle of us. I'm too drunk to tell her to move so I just let it be. I put my phone in my pocket after without posting that flick on snapchat, but on the way home my girl was cursing me out over thick chick sliding in the flick. And to add fuel to the fire, the girl that originally brought thick chick with her is trying to put her on with me.
Probably was gonna ask you if y'all was down for that 3 some