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young yamb i met...

body is LEGIT... but she is just kinda young minded...

I'm not eem trying to get too deep.. but the body is ridonk...

intellectually, she's just not stimulating... and that's starting to matter more to me as I move through life.


Rick, first props for pulling that.

But I know exactly what you mean. Actually just had to dead a chick last week because of it. Cold body, but I could never hold a convo with her, her mindset was just too big of a setback... then she started wanting to get clingy.... so that was that
 
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that's a dime in dozen in the Dallas tho... for real. Most of these ******* down here look like that :lol:



29 with three kids man OR woman is a red flag IMO.
 
Rick, first props for pulling that.

But I know exactly what you mean. Actually just had to dead a chick last week because of it. Cold body, but I could never hold a convo with her, her mindset was just too big of a setback... then she started wanting to get clingy.... so that was that

word. I'm getting too old for pretty, boring chicks. I need intellectual stimulation
 
^ That's why I don't even feel bad going after this chick that no longer ***** with me. Every non saying **** *** broad after that just made me miss her. You gotta be legit strong mofo to even attempt this though.
 
Dawg, a 210 page on how to obtain yambs... ridiculous.



Most of you dudes are trying entirely too hard. The easiest way to get into a girls pants is to not show her THAT much attention, especially if shes hot.Take notes. Try it. EXECECUTE 
we're not as attractive as you, famb.
Fair enough 
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. But no really... I've been in and out this thread reading some of these posts like 
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. Some of you guys really do over think a lot of this simple **** though. 

I'm about to post some advice on some Hitch **** though. Gotta help out my NT brethren breh
 
Potential major income jump on the horizon fambily ... never been in a position where I have a decent amount of disposable income...

I hear money = stability to these birds... and stability is an afrodesiac ...

Gets the panties moist. Any experiences?
I don't have any experience, but I'm pretty darn sure that's 100% real talk.
 
Don't deny the swag boost and extra diddy in your diddy bop that comes with the extra cash flow. It ain't only the green that brings her in.

Damn the old heads in relationships all fallin out.
 
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young yamb i met...

body is LEGIT... but she is just kinda young minded...

I'm not eem trying to get too deep.. but the body is ridonk...

intellectually, she's just not stimulating... and that's starting to matter more to me as I move through life.


Rick, first props for pulling that.

But I know exactly what you mean. Actually just had to dead a chick last week because of it. Cold body, but I could never hold a convo with her, her mindset was just too big of a setback... then she started wanting to get clingy.... so that was that

Man it's damn near alarming at the difference 4-5 years makes intellectually. I'm 25, and the average 18-21 year old chick does nothing for me other than them looking good.
 
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Any sex moves I should incorporate?

Straight up

I got one called the Deep Tissue Massage where I doggy style it for a while then push them forward all the way and pretty much bury it in without ever pulling out. Really deep penetrating and a show of dominance.

I'm getting bored as hell with sex -_- My main and side chick are happy but, it's getting mad boring. So not intellectually or mentally stimulated.
 
Any sex moves I should incorporate?

Straight up

I got one called the Deep Tissue Massage where I doggy style it for a while then push them forward all the way and pretty much bury it in without ever pulling out. Really deep penetrating and a show of dominance.

I'm getting bored as hell with sex -_- My main and side chick are happy but, it's getting mad boring. So not intellectually or mentally stimulated.
eat the butt
 
Hollering at yambs when the kids are around? Yay or nay?

Situation: I was at the local Target today and I saw this nice looking latina with a phenomenal booty. Maybe it was yoga pants/leggings/whateverthehelltheywere, but I wanted to get in that. However, I saw that she had a kid (son?) sitting in her cart and a little girl (daughter?) tagging along as well.

I fell back because I felt weird trying to holler when the kids were around.

Was that the right move or am I a beta male for not going after what I want?
 
Naw I wouldnt do it..but if you had your lil bro or lil cousin with you then yea

thats basically a double standard lol?
 
Pick em up. It's funny when they ask why you stopped when you put them down, like ***** just how long did you think I could hold you up?
 
Man it's damn near alarming at the difference 4-5 years makes intellectually. I'm 25, and the average 18-21 year old chick does nothing for me other than them looking good.
Repped. My last girl was 20, im going on 25...thats the biggest gap Ive gone through, and there indeed is a big difference intellectually.
 
Just got a # like this..(twitter)

ME: I'm gonna skip the bulls**t and be straight up. What's your number?
GIRL: Lol brave.
ME: Ha, something like that.
GIRL: *Sends back number*

Gonna let y'all handle this one from here.
(When to text her, what to text her, etc.)

She's like an 8/10, not too bad.
 
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Just got a # like this..(twitter)

ME: I'm gonna skip the bulls**t and be straight up. What's your number?
GIRL: Lol brave.
ME: Ha, something like that.
GIRL: *Sends back number*

Gonna let y'all handle this one from here.
(When to text her, what to text her, etc.)

She's like an 8/10, not too bad.

Need the twitter :nerd:
 
Just got a # like this..(twitter)

ME: I'm gonna skip the bulls**t and be straight up. What's your number?
GIRL: Lol brave.
ME: Ha, something like that.
GIRL: *Sends back number*

Gonna let y'all handle this one from here.
(When to text her, what to text her, etc.)

She's like an 8/10, not too bad.
Next thing you tell her "Maybe you can ride in da Benzo and top off ya manz doe" :pimp:
 
For those that have a hard time with conversing with yambs.. Take note, it's quite easy to keep them on their toes and interested.

1.  You should talk about “emotional” topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions. These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

2. Women want a guy who is not afraid to lead her. While talking to a woman take control of the conversation. Never wait for her to dictate what you’ll be talking about.

3. Pay attention to the non-verbal cues a woman is giving you. If you’re standing too close to her, accidentally spitting when you talk, or making her feel uncomfortable in any way… she will send you hints. Pay attention to them.

4. Remember this motto “Fun not Funny.”  Women are attracted to men who allow them to have fun. Don’t concentrate on having the funniest jokes. Concentrate on showing them the most excitement and enjoyment.

5. Tease women. One of the easiest ways to take a conversation to a fun and flirty level is to begin to tease women. Think back to your time on the playground. In the world of dating… what worked on the playground is effective all over again.

6.  Get intimate with her. Women are turned on by men who are not afraid to take a conversation to a personal, intimate level.

7. Use things like “cold reads” to turn women on. Women love to hear opinions about themselves. Tell her what you observe about her.

8.  Avoid complimenting a woman too much. Women are turned off by men who come across as “needy.” If you are complimenting a woman too much she will think you’re trying to impress her. Which will have the opposite effect.

9. If you want to know how to talk to women in a way that doesn’t bore them… Avoid asking too many “interview” style questions.  Instead state your opinion about things.

10.  Remember: Statements over questions. Instead of saying “where did you grow up?” Say “You don’t look like you grew up around here.” This allows you to make observations about her and express your personality.

11.  Don’t hide your identity. Don’t be afraid to talk about whatever you’re passionate about.

12. Never compliment her on her eyes, looks, or body.

13.  Say something that lets her know that you view her in a “sexual” way. If you don’t, you run the risk of winding up in the “friend zone”.

14.  Use conversation “games” to keep the mood fun and flirtatious. Games can be anything like “truth or dare” or to less extreme games like the “5 questions game”.

15.  Don’t give away your hand so fast. Women like men who are a challenge. If you want to keep a woman’s interest she has to feel like she is slowly winning you over. If she thinks you’re too easy… she’ll lose interest.
 
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