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Prime, I see she has a lil' booty on her. 
Go in bruh.
Go in bruh.
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Today at work the entire UM women's soccer team shows up for lunch and I slipped on a snatching me a fine young yamb.
My team leader had asked me to take a table back to the storage room upstairs, so as I'm walking towards the escalator I notice one of them was by herself. As we were both heading up the escalator and I start chopping it it up about what position she plays, how many goals she has scored, blah blah blah. So right before we get to the parking lot upstairs I told her that I also play and that I would school her and she just started laughing. Thats when I froze up and didn't keep the convo going, I just watched her walk away to her car
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This was her
http://www.hurricanesports.com/View...B_OEM_ID=28700&ATCLID=205554217&Q_SEASON=2013
My team leader had asked me to take a table back to the storage room upstairs, so as I'm walking towards the escalator I notice one of them was by herself. As we were both heading up the escalator and I start chopping it it up about what position she plays, how many goals she has scored, blah blah blah. So right before we get to the parking lot upstairs I told her that I also play and that I would school her and she just started laughing. Thats when I froze up and didn't keep the convo going, I just watched her walk away to her car
|IThis was her
http://www.hurricanesports.com/View...B_OEM_ID=28700&ATCLID=205554217&Q_SEASON=2013
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Prime, I see she has a lil' booty on her.
Go in bruh.
Literally
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Today at work the entire UM women's soccer team shows up for lunch and I slipped on a snatching me a fine young yamb.
My team leader had asked me to take a table back to the storage room upstairs, so as I'm walking towards the escalator I notice one of them was by herself. As we were both heading up the escalator and I start chopping it it up about what position she plays, how many goals she has scored, blah blah blah. So right before we get to the parking lot upstairs I told her that I also play and that I would school her and she just started laughing. Thats when I froze up and didn't keep the convo going, I just watched her walk away to her car
This was her
http://www.hurricanesports.com/View...B_OEM_ID=28700&ATCLID=205554217&Q_SEASON=2013
Did she give u her full name or u just found her by looking at the roster?
gllahone84
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the nappy dug out
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Points? Wtf? **** ain't hockey.
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Some cut up?
I'll cut ya lil *** up...
I'll cut ya lil *** up...
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That move definitely works. Took some time to get the balance and rhythm but like you said, I could feel that extra leakage and made her buss way quicker
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I really need to get out there in NOLA, this chick i met is the coolest by far. She play her position so well lol.
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let me know when you ready i go home once every 2 months
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[COLOR=#red]This is going to be long so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler...Went to an epic house party last night...a n***** was recruiting like John Calipari.
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[COLOR=#red]The takeaway from all that is:
1. Of course always be confident and don't sell yourself short no matter how fine the chick is.
2. If an opportunity arises take advantage of it...ole girl gave me a way in just by asking for help and unlike all the other dudes who were too afraid to say anything I stepped up...now I'm on the fasttrack.
3. Just being around a bad chick raises your "property value" in the eyes of other chicks and it has the alpha effect on them.
4. Play it by ear when to contact a chick after you get the number...sometimes you can get it cracking before the party is even over.
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So I got to campus a week and a half early because my incoming class (I transferred Grad school programs at A&M) planned a bunch of social events before school starts. Basically every night we would go out or have house parties and etc. I knew that it was crucial to establish myself as one of the alphas if I planned on baggin these women...and since a lot of our class is from out of town/state I knew I'd have first dibs before my frats, the athletes, and other dudes got put on to them.
What I did was made sure I socialized with all the women and attend all the events to get my name and face out there...we made our own FB group in order to keep everybody informed of what's going on...Well one day this baaad black chick from our group posted that she needed help finding her way around the city. She is like 7/8 of Halle Berry type bad and all the guys even the white dudes was trippin on how fine she is. BUt like how y'all be saying in here she was so pretty that the dudes were intimidated to respond to her.
Well I recognized the opportunity to help her put knowing that it would give me a chance to get close to her. So I respond to her by saying "So you basically need an escort". She hit me back saying yes. Next thing you know me and her meet up the next day and I show up to our next event with her. The brilliance of this was that by showing up with her all the other chicks saw me with the baddest one in our group and this established my alpha. Next thing you know a few of the other chicks came around me and wouldn't leave my side...it was like on some Nat Geo steez how those male lions be having his group of chicks he smashes.
After that chicks started coming out the woodworks...this white chick asked me out on a date and we went out and we was feeling each other so strong but we were both trying to play it off meanwhile the black chick is texting me asking if I could meet her at this one country line dancing club.
Fast forward to tonight at this back to school house party. I walk in there knowing I was gonna get a chick to come home me...my white chick was there and we finally came clean about feeling each other so that's about to go down pretty soon...then a group of bad a** chicks came late to the party and I started getting on this one chick who is about to start med school next year...I start spittin game hand her my business card then I just hand her my phone and tell her to add her number to it...then I started texting her while we both still at the party.
I get driven home by my boy cause I was too tipsy to drive my own car back, so after I got in I ask ole girl at the party what was she doing...fast forward 30 minutes later she drops off her friends and stops by my place. Too easy...Gonna post screenshots of the text messages it will show how I got her to come through. I tried something a little outside the box that seemed to work well. Instead of waiting a day or two before contacting ole girl, I started texting her from right inside the party. I basically got all the formalities out of the way and by 2:00 am she was by my apartment.
I also got two other prospects from the party but I'm not gonna make my move on them until later in the semester.
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So I got to campus a week and a half early because my incoming class (I transferred Grad school programs at A&M) planned a bunch of social events before school starts. Basically every night we would go out or have house parties and etc. I knew that it was crucial to establish myself as one of the alphas if I planned on baggin these women...and since a lot of our class is from out of town/state I knew I'd have first dibs before my frats, the athletes, and other dudes got put on to them.
What I did was made sure I socialized with all the women and attend all the events to get my name and face out there...we made our own FB group in order to keep everybody informed of what's going on...Well one day this baaad black chick from our group posted that she needed help finding her way around the city. She is like 7/8 of Halle Berry type bad and all the guys even the white dudes was trippin on how fine she is. BUt like how y'all be saying in here she was so pretty that the dudes were intimidated to respond to her.
Well I recognized the opportunity to help her put knowing that it would give me a chance to get close to her. So I respond to her by saying "So you basically need an escort". She hit me back saying yes. Next thing you know me and her meet up the next day and I show up to our next event with her. The brilliance of this was that by showing up with her all the other chicks saw me with the baddest one in our group and this established my alpha. Next thing you know a few of the other chicks came around me and wouldn't leave my side...it was like on some Nat Geo steez how those male lions be having his group of chicks he smashes.
After that chicks started coming out the woodworks...this white chick asked me out on a date and we went out and we was feeling each other so strong but we were both trying to play it off meanwhile the black chick is texting me asking if I could meet her at this one country line dancing club.
Fast forward to tonight at this back to school house party. I walk in there knowing I was gonna get a chick to come home me...my white chick was there and we finally came clean about feeling each other so that's about to go down pretty soon...then a group of bad a** chicks came late to the party and I started getting on this one chick who is about to start med school next year...I start spittin game hand her my business card then I just hand her my phone and tell her to add her number to it...then I started texting her while we both still at the party.
I get driven home by my boy cause I was too tipsy to drive my own car back, so after I got in I ask ole girl at the party what was she doing...fast forward 30 minutes later she drops off her friends and stops by my place. Too easy...Gonna post screenshots of the text messages it will show how I got her to come through. I tried something a little outside the box that seemed to work well. Instead of waiting a day or two before contacting ole girl, I started texting her from right inside the party. I basically got all the formalities out of the way and by 2:00 am she was by my apartment.
I also got two other prospects from the party but I'm not gonna make my move on them until later in the semester.
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[COLOR=#red]The takeaway from all that is:
1. Of course always be confident and don't sell yourself short no matter how fine the chick is.
2. If an opportunity arises take advantage of it...ole girl gave me a way in just by asking for help and unlike all the other dudes who were too afraid to say anything I stepped up...now I'm on the fasttrack.
3. Just being around a bad chick raises your "property value" in the eyes of other chicks and it has the alpha effect on them.
4. Play it by ear when to contact a chick after you get the number...sometimes you can get it cracking before the party is even over.
5. [/COLOR]
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Get 'em!
Last night was a comical fail in terms of timing
Me and my roommate were both chilling for once and around 1030 a chick he knows is trying to meet up with him in DTLA. I tell him to find a way to get her to come over. After some back and forth her and her friend agree to. No less than 5 minutes later he gets a call that he has to go to the hospital.
Last night was a comical fail in terms of timing
Me and my roommate were both chilling for once and around 1030 a chick he knows is trying to meet up with him in DTLA. I tell him to find a way to get her to come over. After some back and forth her and her friend agree to. No less than 5 minutes later he gets a call that he has to go to the hospital.
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the main chick is out of for the night this chunky puerto rican is coming to the crib tonight hopefully her yambs is good as the last chunky chick I had best yambs ever
DO IT!
Chunky yams >>>
That unlimited moistness >>>
That DTF mentality >>>
Cook for you after yam session >>>
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And yes Army broads are usually ran through. Wouldn't wife, quick one night stand.. at best.
I'm in Air Force, and these broads ain't no angels either though, especially these medic chics
I'm in Air Force, and these broads ain't no angels either though, especially these medic chics
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damn shes pretty hot. Good looks!Did she give u her full name or u just found her by looking at the roster?Today at work the entire UM women's soccer team shows up for lunch and I slipped on a snatching me a fine young yamb.
My team leader had asked me to take a table back to the storage room upstairs, so as I'm walking towards the escalator I notice one of them was by herself. As we were both heading up the escalator and I start chopping it it up about what position she plays, how many goals she has scored, blah blah blah. So right before we get to the parking lot upstairs I told her that I also play and that I would school her and she just started laughing. Thats when I froze up and didn't keep the convo going, I just watched her walk away to her car
This was her
http://www.hurricanesports.com/View...B_OEM_ID=28700&ATCLID=205554217&Q_SEASON=2013
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[COLOR=#red]I deployed to both Iraq and Afghanistan with the Feds and those military women kept my **** wet. The Army ones were down for whatever but like you said you can tell most of them have been ran through especially if they look good. Navy women and Air Force women are nicer... [/COLOR]
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Had buns right in my hands last night had her in the car asking what we gonna do.(she wanted the d bad)Come to find out she had a man and they are going through a rough spell. I declined so fast after that, couldn't go against the personal code. After I drop her off she like please text or call whenever you feel like it. nah sweetheart I'm good.
nah sweetheart I'm good.
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is it lame to leave a voicemail? All of a sudden this female is ignoring my texts (long story). Imma try to call her up tomorrow but I doubt she picks up. Im not taking the L I have to talk to her. I haven't been this depressed in a long time
joepac12
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^ man up. Only women leave voicemails. Find new yambs
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nah man you can't EVER be that desperate for the yambs. Gotta let it ride out, if she wants you, she'll come back. If not, keep it moving and sign another starter
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^she's leaving for college in a week. This could be my last chance, I just want to know why shes mad at me. We were doing so good and she was all good about keeping contact after high school.
We were all good until we were talking about her fashion sense and she was being all girly like and saying no my clothes are bad. I guess I went to strong when telling her why her clothes are really attractive. After that I never got an answer. I called her once, she texted me if I called. I said yes, can I call you back when you've got time, no text. I then texted her saying I was sorry and we need to talk this over. No answer.
Shes making me feel like I did a terrible thing and I don't know what it is for sure. I cant move on from this
We were all good until we were talking about her fashion sense and she was being all girly like and saying no my clothes are bad. I guess I went to strong when telling her why her clothes are really attractive. After that I never got an answer. I called her once, she texted me if I called. I said yes, can I call you back when you've got time, no text. I then texted her saying I was sorry and we need to talk this over. No answer.
Shes making me feel like I did a terrible thing and I don't know what it is for sure. I cant move on from this
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welp and like clockwork get a call from a blocked number dont pick up and message is left by non other than mans daughter i posted the convo of last week. saying she wants to talk
. i might have to ht her with that ether or keep it cordial don't know just yet but im leaning more toward the former behavior with her
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1. ignoring your texts
2. considering leaving voicemails
3. you already have it in your mind she won't pick up when you call
4. " I HAVE TO TALK TO HER "
5. " I HAVENT BEEN THIS DEPRESSED IN A LONG TIME "
DOG......
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