TAY: thread about yambs...

[アミーゴ]

So Im gonna smash a pornstars best friend... The pornstars last name is maze lol.

 

[Mark Antony]

thick white girl who only date black dudes are trouble.

So i transferred schools in 2011 and run into this thick white chick who works in the front office of  the apartment. Mind you this is a student living apartment. she started talking to me in front of my moms. I played it cool. She ends up hooking me up with a good room with the view of the pool. Throughout the semester shorty kept talking to me whenever i entered the build. Come Valentine day she bakes me a cup cakes. I don't read much into it cause i was brand new to the scene and wanted to see what other females i could pull. One day i was walking to campus and i felt someone tap me. It was shorty friend asking me a gang of questions ( also white girl) She told me to join her for dinner later that day. I agreed. So i got back home and she hit me up i went to her apartment and it was shorty friend and like 3 other girls asking me questions.... if i like shorty etc I'm like... i don't even know shorty like that. So i played it cool we started drinking. making me  take shots. By the 7 shot ya boy was buzz. So they started asking more questions at this point i knew shorty was around somewhere hiding. I ask if she was and they smiled....ol girl came out of the room in a white spandex... *** was FAT!  spandex didn't leave much to the imagination.   I  took a few looks and she said hello like nothing happened. i continued drinking with the rest of the females. I got to the 9th shot and decided to bounce ( i drink a lot FYI)  As i was walking out ol girl looked at me with that look :\ . i got back to my apartment chopped it up with my roommates and went into my room. 45m like i hear someone knocking and it was ol girl. Open the door and she was wearing a over-sized jacket and sweats she asked to come in i told her i wanted to sleep she said she wanted to join. AGREED. Got in my bed she seat next to me and asked if she could take off some clothes cause she  felt  hot. AGREED. short started giving me a mini show  The jacket went first i saw those breast bounce out ...she looked at me and slowly took off her paints saw those meaty cheeks and got the blood flowing. Got in the bed and she told me she only like "dark-skin ******" I'm like.... ....:\   something told me this girl was trouble but i could help it. Got the head but no box.


( More of this chick to come don't want to write a whole chapter) ALSO pics of that ***!

 

[jayhood23]

thick white girl who only date black dudes are trouble.

So i transferred schools in 2011 and run into this thick white chick who works in the front office of  the apartment. Mind you this is a student living apartment. she started talking to me in front of my moms. I played it cool. She ends up hooking me up with a good room with the view of the pool. Throughout the semester shorty kept talking to me whenever i entered the build. Come Valentine day she bakes me a cup cakes. I don't read much into it cause i was brand new to the scene and wanted to see what other females i could pull. One day i was walking to campus and i felt someone tap me. It was shorty friend asking me a gang of questions ( also white girl) She told me to join her for dinner later that day. I agreed. So i got back home and she hit me up i went to her apartment and it was shorty friend and like 3 other girls asking me questions.... if i like shorty etc I'm like... i don't even know shorty like that. So i played it cool we started drinking. making me  take shots. By the 7 shot ya boy was buzz. So they started asking more questions at this point i knew shorty was around somewhere hiding. I ask if she was and they smiled....ol girl came out of the room in a white spandex... *** was FAT!  spandex didn't leave much to the imagination.   I  took a few looks and she said hello like nothing happened. i continued drinking with the rest of the females. I got to the 9th shot and decided to bounce ( i drink a lot FYI)  As i was walking out ol girl looked at me with that look :\ . i got back to my apartment chopped it up with my roommates and went into my room. 45m like i hear someone knocking and it was ol girl. Open the door and she was wearing a over-sized jacket and sweats she asked to come in i told her i wanted to sleep she said she wanted to join. AGREED. Got in my bed she seat next to me and asked if she could take off some clothes cause she  felt  hot. AGREED. short started giving me a mini show  The jacket went first i saw those breast bounce out ...she looked at me and slowly took off her paints saw those meaty cheeks and got the blood flowing. Got in the bed and she told me she only like "dark-skin ******" I'm like.... ....:\   something told me this girl was trouble but i could help it. Got the head but no box.


( More of this chick to come don't want to write a whole chapter) ALSO pics of that ***!

I'm literally dead at this gif execution.

My man cook over there cooking with that stars BFF Jill

 

[Mark Antony]

I mean what do you even say to that? You're in college, yambs that you're lusting over giving you the full court press over and over and... nothing? why? I know you said you got more on this chick but you may as well not eem bother.

 

[mahnametahrone]

So Im gonna smash a pornstars best friend... The pornstars last name is maze lol.

I heard pornstars' friends that aren't in the biz are ugly so they can feel good about themselves since most have low self esteem.

But then again I could be wrong. Smash on playa.

 

[drones]

That girl above is so burnt.  Sounds like some attention w---e antics.

 

[tdogg2k]

......... shorty only allowed me to go that far that night

being chewed out by fellow  NTers!.

No one chewing you out fam, I almost don't blame you because you were twisted.
but she was ready and willing to give that box up.. though bbw bj's are the best in the world. if you wanted that box it was yours.

also doesn't seem like it will be hard to get her in the bed. invite her to lunch and bring her back to the crib.

So Im gonna smash a pornstars best friend... The pornstars last name is maze lol.

I know it says Maze
but I was thinking Jenna Haze..

was about to be like...

 

[cliffordsmith]

So Im gonna smash a pornstars best friend... The pornstars last name is maze lol.

Googled and this is what I came up with

Good luck I guess.

 

[301216baller]

What a ****** night!!!! Ratchets erewhere

I said last week I took a l with this chick I had to hit one more time she had dem suga walls as I said before....so my boys hit the bar bag 3 chicks they call me to come thru...i pull up I'm at a damn near trap house I walk in chick come to the door in a cover wrapped around her..my boy comes down in his boxers with the grinch smile and grabs her hand and pulls up back up stairs my other boy on the couch he got this bbw yamb he like naw...the other chick po'd with some dude..so it's me, my boy, and the bbw yamb...she talm bout pretty girl turnup lmao then she pulls her ******* out my boy took one I took the other lmao...one thing leads to the next I'm in the bathroom with her gettin topped off n I ended up smacking smhh I pull up there's blood on the rubber I instantly wash my **** off n get some top..now I'm sittin on the couch with my boy and a bottle of whiskey shakin my head profusely.

 

[bobby shaw]

eff the friend, I love me some jynx

 

[アミーゴ]

LOL at the dude with the google of Jynx.

So they were best friends in hs.

She's already kicked outta the house, it was a clean get away my dudes

 

[jay are]

Took so many L's tonight its not even funny. Not to brag or boast but chicks tell me I'm attractive all the time, but I don't believe the hype. Im a a late bloomer. I get yambs but not at the rate I suppose to.

I had all these yambs on me tonight but I felt they were just too ratchet so I just passed on em all.

Drunk rant

 

[アミーゴ]

I heard pornstars' friends that aren't in the biz are ugly so they can feel good about themselves since most have low self esteem.

But then again I could be wrong. Smash on playa.

Yeah... ur wrong.

As u would see from my previous post, I'm all about quality.

 

[tdogg2k]

lol this thread is starting to worry me... the slander of thick white yambs...judging if a porn stars friend is not hot. smh

 

[fontaine]

lol this thread is starting to worry me... the slander of thick white yambs...judging if a porn stars friend is not hot. smh

the slander of thick white chicks didn't start until nomad came in here and posted the most aesthetically pleasing chicks.

Like, no **** Sherlock... But often do you see thick white yambs line ol' girl in the green workout stuff?

Inb4 everyday, b

 

[tdogg2k]

the slander of thick white chicks didn't start until nomad came in here and posted the most aesthetically pleasing chicks.

Like, no **** Sherlock... But often do you see thick white yambs line ol' girl in the green workout stuff?

Inb4 everyday, b

foreal. lmao
I've seen maybe one white chick like that in my life and she was a youngin....
and still not THAT thick.
NT standards. dimes lambos and parties in the hills

 

[macbk]

Alcohol got the best of me last night. I tried effortlessly the second time around but I wound up being 1 and done .

 

[youngdoc]

So last night was kind of a mess. Way too hard to keep so many people organized.

Short story short it was a celebration for this chicks bday (most of the people) and mine (I added on at the last minute and invited a few of my close homies)

Early on bday girl is on me "I'm so glad you came. You're so hot. Blah blah". This all happens at the preparty. I'm keeping it cool and meeting lots of other girls there (I barely knew any of the chicks there)

On the way to the bar multiple dudes are getting at bday chick so I'm like F it. I make moves on this other Indian chick and make out with her but her friends block anything more than happening. I partially blame not being close to my spot (dtla instead of west la) but it is what it is. She's cute enough to get a call later

 

[Mark Antony]

the slander of thick white chicks didn't start until nomad came in here and posted the most aesthetically pleasing chicks.

Like, no **** Sherlock... But often do you see thick white yambs line ol' girl in the green workout stuff?

Inb4 everyday, b

foreal. lmao
I've seen maybe one white chick like that in my life and she was a youngin....
and still not THAT thick.
NT standards. dimes lambos and parties in the hills

Nomad shows up and spews nonsense when he's out of pills every now and then.

 

[アミーゴ]

It's more so randoms coming outta nowhere trying to not let us be great.

 

[romedadude]

Yall ever get one of these box offerings...

*Family Guy gif redacted*

Yet, still turn it down cuz you ain't attracted to the girl at all?

Chick at work throwing the most obvious signs but I'm turning away the advances like Patrick Roy. I mentioned this situation a few weeks back and I've stayed on the conservative side, but got damn the temptation is there like a mutha****a

The temptation got the best of me fambs!

I texted back and forth shortly after I made the quoted post. Called her after work and said lets do the deed, she booked the hotel and I fell thru.

Let's set up the scenario:

I walk in, it's dark as hell and I see tealight candles lit everywhere. I yell out, "You got candles and ****!" .

I'm assuming that's how women like to set the mood once they hit a certain age (she's 31, I'm 23). All that caught me off guard. I get shawty in the bed and she got heels on too

We were on two different wavelengths.

I came in with a Young Jeezy "Tear It Up" mentality and I walk into a mood on some Teddy P "Turn Off The Lights" ****

I'm generally regarded as a goofy ***** so she asked me all type of questions, straight up tryin a *****, but I've heard the questions and comments before so I brush it off and put in work. 4 solid rounds over the 10 hrs I was there

She was freaky, treated my DAB like royalty but her overall skills were below average. I bounced earlier this morning, told her keep it between us, she obliged, so I'll see how goes for the next month I'm working with this company

Only way I'll mess with her again is if she find a friend to join in.

 

[lolcomin]

So to set the preset, I have two phones. A non working 3gs that I use for music and a working 4.

So shorty came over last night, an I hid my 4 cause other shortys were texting then I went three rounds with her. This ***** was wet af but only allowed to do missionary. I passed out and she stayed up till 2, then her dad picked her up. I get up this morning to start to listen to music on my 3gs when i find out that all the apps were open. Smh

 

[keel252]

thick white girl who only date black dudes are trouble.

Pure foolish talk

 

[tdogg2k]

romedadude

lol that had me rollin.
def a young boy move but glad you got that out the way.
she may be on you from now on homie so play it smart especially since it was company ink

 

[keel252]

Man young ninjas messing the game up, lol
And the part that really got me heated is she made you cupcakes
)

Man these young boys don't know ****