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NOW THIS IS A ************ STORYThe temptation got the best of me fambs!
I texted back and forth shortly after I made the quoted post. Called her after work and said lets do the deed, she booked the hotel and I fell thru.
Let's set up the scenario:
I walk in, it's dark as hell and I see tealight candles lit everywhere. I yell out, "You got candles and ****!" .
I'm assuming that's how women like to set the mood once they hit a certain age (she's 31, I'm 23). All that caught me off guard. I get shawty in the bed and she got heels on too
We were on two different wavelengths.
I came in with a Young Jeezy "Tear It Up" mentality and I walk into a mood on some Teddy P "Turn Off The Lights" ****
I'm generally regarded as a goofy ***** so she asked me all type of questions, straight up tryin a *****, but I've heard the questions and comments before so I brush it off and put in work. 4 solid rounds over the 10 hrs I was there
She was freaky, treated my DAB like royalty but her overall skills were below average. I bounced earlier this morning, told her keep it between us, she obliged, so I'll see how goes for the next month I'm working with this company
Only way I'll mess with her again is if she find a friend to join in.
(Sam Jackson Voice)
Repped my dude for purely one of the greatest Snowman songs of all time, lol