That boy Chris Brown Put Hands on Rihanna!!!

[mexicansoul]

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I can hear the rap punchlines already.

"One night stand chicks try to come back as baby momma's/I'll split that wig like chris brown did rihanna"
"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"
"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"
its so easy

 

[ao17]

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I can hear the rap punchlines already.

"One night stand chicks try to come back as baby momma's/I'll split that wig like chris brown did rihanna"
"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"
"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"
its so easy

NT is running rampant

 

[lesfamilia]

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I can hear the rap punchlines already.

"One night stand chicks try to come back as baby momma's/I'll split that wig like chris brown did rihanna"
"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"
"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"
its so easy

 

[jaye05]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

LOL these puns are so corny

lemme add some...

-he was giving her a round of applause...TO HER FACE LOL.

-when he goes to jail..hes gonna get it in the bumbumbidumbumbumbidumdum LOL.

-instead of a kiss kiss...she got a PUNCH PUNCH LOL.

-he got mad at her because she was flirting with neyo wall-to-wall on facebook LOL.

-
cb: grabs rihanna's mp3 player ....GIMME DAT........ and throws it out the window
rihanna: NO! PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC!
cb: yo. excuse me miss your music sucks.
rihanna: just shut up and drive.
cb: falcon punch. LOL.

holy this thread blew up quick, this had me dying. very good sir, very good

 

[goldmember]

Jaye05 wrote:

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Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

LOL these puns are so corny

lemme add some...

-he was giving her a round of applause...TO HER FACE LOL.

-when he goes to jail..hes gonna get it in the bumbumbidumbumbumbidumdum LOL.

-instead of a kiss kiss...she got a PUNCH PUNCH LOL.

-he got mad at her because she was flirting with neyo wall-to-wall on facebook LOL.

-
cb: grabs rihanna's mp3 player ....GIMME DAT........ and throws it out the window
rihanna: NO! PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC!
cb: yo. excuse me miss your music sucks.
rihanna: just shut up and drive.
cb: falcon punch. LOL.

holy this thread blew up quick, this had me dying. very good sir, very good

 

[bl4ze11]

"shut up and drive"

 

[flossb15]

LOL at coming up with punchlines

 

[nothinafter]

off topic but�

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[an dee 51o]

"Hook like Chris Brown."

 

[creamofdacrops]

Originally Posted by ao17

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

I can hear the rap punchlines already.

"One night stand chicks try to come back as baby momma's/I'll split that wig like chris brown did rihanna"
"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"
"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"
its so easy

NT is running rampant

 

[mytoasterspeak]

"These chicks out here be trying to play dudes like they clowns/They get slapped down quick, go ask Chris Brown/" "Women listen/When a man swingyou better duck/Or end up like Rhianna wit yo face swoll up/" "You gotta be kidding thinkin I won't beat a broad down/I'll do it quick/Likethe big homey Chris Brown/

 

[mytoasterspeak]

"These chicks out here be trying to play dudes like they clowns/They get slapped down quick, go ask Chris Brown/" "Women listen/When a man swingyou better duck/Or end up like Rhianna wit yo face swoll up/" "You gotta be kidding thinkin I won't beat a broad down/I'll do it quick/Likethe big homey Chris Brown/

 

[downtown43]

Chris Brown and Rihanna gonna be the new Ike & Tina....


"i'mma sit in between Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Grammy's next year... you know, in case anything pops off"

 

[mangudai954]

"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"
"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"

Exactly

 

[treb2k5]

My last name is Brown...

I have a cousin named Chris Brown, [no lie]... Just told him he needs to get a legal name change if he wants a future relationship.

 

[swagger7]

Originally Posted by Treb2k5

My last name is Brown...

I have a cousin named Chris Brown, [no lie]... Just told him he needs to get a legal name change if he wants a future relationship.

The dude who runs this basketball league i'm in is named Chris Brown. I'm sure he's heard hella jokes

""These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy" "

 

[dgk3188]

come at me sideways, and you better duck down/
i smack +$*$*!! with the quickness, word to Chris Brown

 

[face82]

Originally Posted by MexicanSoul

Originally Posted by Twig1026

Mangudai954 wrote:

---

I can hear the rap punchlines already.

"One night stand chicks try to come back as baby momma's/I'll split that wig like chris brown did rihanna"


"Shorties know if they get outta line how I gets down/Jab like Winky Wright/hook like chris brown"


"These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"


its so easy

Sweet

 

[gregodensbedpan]

Originally Posted by Goldmember

Jaye05 wrote:

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Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

LOL these puns are so corny

lemme add some...

-he was giving her a round of applause...TO HER FACE LOL.

-when he goes to jail..hes gonna get it in the bumbumbidumbumbumbidumdum LOL.

-instead of a kiss kiss...she got a PUNCH PUNCH LOL.

-he got mad at her because she was flirting with neyo wall-to-wall on facebook LOL.

-
cb: grabs rihanna's mp3 player ....GIMME DAT........ and throws it out the window
rihanna: NO! PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC!
cb: yo. excuse me miss your music sucks.
rihanna: just shut up and drive.
cb: falcon punch. LOL.

holy this thread blew up quick, this had me dying. very good sir, very good

 

[tjrozario]

i heard she had sum herpes and gave it to him

"girl u hot like fire.. gimme watcha got"

chris browns one piece about to fall off

 

[djaward]

HERES SOME INFO. DONT KNOW IF IT's BEEN POSTED YET..


New details in the allegations of assault against Chris Brown. According to multiple reports, his girlfriend Rihanna was physically beaten up by Brown inthe early hours of Sunday morning in Los Angeles, with sources telling TMZ her injuries are "horrific," but she may not be cooperating with lawenforcement.

From TMZ:

As we reported, the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer's face -- there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.
And we now know this... Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that's what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack...

And we've learned it was not Rihanna who called 911. Someone in the area heard her screams and called.


Earlier they also reported:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Rihanna's injuries were severe -- two "huge contusions" which swelled up on both sides of her forehead. We're told she also suffered "a bloody lip and nose."
One of the law enforcement people put it this way -- the contusions "look like an MMA fighter or something ... [It] looked like she was growing devil's horns."


Sources also told E! her injuries were bad, including bitemarks, but hear differently on who called 911:

According to a source close to the investigation, Rihanna made the 911 call to police after Brown "fled on foot" from the scene following the attack. Two officers from the LAPD Wilshire Division found Rihanna in Brown's rented silver Lamborghini "beaten really badly and hysterical."
Brown had taken the keys to the car with him and Rihanna was basically left on the side of the road with the car.

Rihanna didn't want anyone to touch her, she was in so much pain," the source says.
Rihanna, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, had visible bruising and scrapes on her face and what appeared to be bite marks on her body. Officers tookher to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment.

Meanwhile, Media Take Out also hears Rihanna was bloody and bruised, but also claims she may not cooperate in pressing charges:

MediaTakeOut.com can EXCLUSIVELY report that Rihanna does NOT want Chris Brown to be criminally punished for the alleged assault. According to an EXTREMELY reliable insider, Rihanna is NO LONGER assisting investigators in their criminal case against Chris Brown.
Unfortunately for Chris, that's probably not going to make the charges go away. Police claim that, on the scene of the incident, Rihanna identified Chris Brown as the man who assaulted her. Additionally, police have physical evidence. MediaTakeOut.com can OFFICIALLY CONFIRM that Rihanna's face and arm were severely bruised in the incident and Chris suffered from minor bruising as well.


Brown has pulled out of a scheduledappearance this weekend and Wrigley hassuspended an ad campaign featuring the performer.

 

[crazy dav0]

""These days the shorties is gettin sleezy/if a %%@$# burn me I'ma give her the chris breezy"

 

[ericescobar]

this is disturbing. i always hated chris brown's down syndrome lookin ***

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

are the std rumors true?

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by Jaye05

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

LOL these puns are so corny

lemme add some...

-he was giving her a round of applause...TO HER FACE LOL.

-when he goes to jail..hes gonna get it in the bumbumbidumbumbumbidumdum LOL.

-instead of a kiss kiss...she got a PUNCH PUNCH LOL.

-he got mad at her because she was flirting with neyo wall-to-wall on facebook LOL.

-
cb: grabs rihanna's mp3 player ....GIMME DAT........ and throws it out the window
rihanna: NO! PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC!
cb: yo. excuse me miss your music sucks.
rihanna: just shut up and drive.
cb: falcon punch. LOL.

holy this thread blew up quick, this had me dying. very good sir, very good