The Awkward moments thread Vol OBGYN

[ksteezy]

That awkward moment when you are the photographer at a wedding and the brides aunt grabs your *** while drunk and her husband catches her...
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[dasonofceo]

That awkward moment when you're at your job making small talk with a woman and in the middle of the convo you ask "How far along are you?" When she's just fat

You just talk too much

 

[ksteezy]

KSteezy and Dropten, I feel for you guys. I had to do my L&D rotation this time last year and always had to go in the room with my instructor and basically ask if it was ok to put my hands on their vagina in so many words. Usually they complied, but sometimes the dads didn't have proper clarification and would hit me with the face then the face then the face when I went for the gloves and lube to check dilation and effacement. Then, after they gave birth, I'd usually be in the room checking the lochia out several times before I left for the day.
The hospital I did one of those rotations at was a hospital in a low income, rural area and I'd say that 85% of the moms were between 14-18. THAT was awkward as hell for me and I told the instructor a few times I wasn't comfortable doing these checks on young, young girls which would piss my instructor off to no end. Those young boyfriends/husbands/fiances would always be the worst to deal with. Always hitting me with passive-aggressive or aggressive-aggressive behavior or words. One wanna be thug boy that was 14 or 15 started going crazy when the mom agreed to let me do the exam without his permission and started cussing, pacing and banging the chairs. Eventually dude had to leave for a few hours he was getting so heated.

I usually get orders fr incentive spirometry on post csection moms, walk into the room and a lot of times they are breastfeeding....no dambs are given by mom, but dad sitin there looking at me like WTF!...

 

[rick2345]

Got a lot of em but heres a few:

1) Principal calls me and my girl in Highschool to the office and tells us neighbors or residents around the school have called and complained that they see us,"doing sexual acts" around the streets and well thankfully she was cool and didn't call the parents bu that wasn't an easy convo to have.

2) Same girl at my crib thought no one was home so started getting it in and after i walk her to her car go back inside and apparently my cousin(girl) was in the next room the whole time -_________________-

3) lady changing her babys doo-doo right on our benches at footlocker when i work there at the time and looked at me like half the time as if trying to see if id give her a face of approval i didn't give her $#!+ and ol'broad had the balls to ask me if she could throw the diaper away in our trash

4) Seen a **** load of porn links on my older cousins laptop dude tried to brush it off and say he was looking for parody porn strictly to laugh and make fun (I.E. Sienfeld, the office, star wars etc etc) ya boy wasn't buying it since then i haven't borrowed anyones comp

5)Caught my sister and my brother inlaw in the middle of the no pants dance. One of the most awkward moments of my life.

 

[lstylez23]

Me: Thank you for shopping. Have a great day!
Customer: Thank you, you too!
Me: thanks, you too!

i HATE this

 

[dasonofceo]

You got the wrong idea, man. I don't have any remaining feelings, she does. Should have made that clear. I knew what it was from the jump, she had a BF the whole time. Was happy to be BF #2 for the summer months.
Call me old-fashioned, I usually go in-person once or twice a week. Like the personal touch. Always have, probably always will. Even for withdrawals, I don't prefer ATM machines.

Oh I feel you shun. In that case, that sucks. Also, thats insane to go that frequently. You live in a small town?

 

[dasonofceo]

odd moment happened to me once. Was doing this ladys layaway(late 20's early 30s semi cute), she had a STACK OF underwear. I try to ring them up as fast as I can without it make it akward, and then she smiles at me and says " you must love doing this), I laughed a little not knowning if I should take it as a flirting comment or her calling me a crepper. I said " no comment" while still laughing and she smiled a chuckled a little.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Cashier at Fast Food place: Enjoy your meal
Me: thanks, you too


My all time classic.

I 'm driving back to my office from a conference, to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.

Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Since we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:

Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

 

[Master Zik]

That awkward moment when you're at your job making small talk with a woman and in the middle of the convo you ask "How far along are you?" When she's just fat

Yo my friend gave his seat to this fat chick thinking she was pregnant He was so salty standing for 10 stops when he realized she wasn't.

 

[pip777]

Cashier at Fast Food place: Enjoy your meal
Me: thanks, you too


My all time classic.

I 'm driving back to my office from a conference to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.

Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Sine I we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:

Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Cashier at Fast Food place: Enjoy your meal
Me: thanks, you too


My all time classic.

I 'm driving back to my office from a conference to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.

Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Sine I we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:

Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

 

[xbiker47]

 

[Coupé It]

The awkward moment when you realize how awkward KSteezy & Truth's shots was on page one!!

What in the Hell is going on?

Why would he bait you?

Why did you snitch tho?

Lets resolve this, I never knew truth was a troll.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

The awkward moment when you realize how awkward KSteezy & Truth's shots was on page one!!
What in the Hell is going on?
Why would he bait you?
Why did you snitch tho?
Lets resolve this, I never knew truth was a troll.

I'm not a troll. I speak the truth

 

[yeold360s]

I'm not a troll. I speak the truth

You're worse than Eminem saying he had nudes of Mariah Carey he was gonna leak 

 

[nineteen92]

Cashier at Fast Food place: Enjoy your meal
Me: thanks, you too
My all time classic.
I 'm driving back to my office from a conference, to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.
Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Since we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:
Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

 

[ksteezy]

I'm not a troll. I speak the truth

Man go away already fam, I swear you gotta be like 16 years old

 

[truthgetsbusy]

Bye.

 

[iYen]

Meth is invisible now.

 

[ootherocoo]

This thread delivers!

 

[champcruthik]

Oh I feel you shun. In that case, that sucks. Also, thats insane to go that frequently. You live in a small town?

Yeah, man. Jersey suburbs. Everybody knows everybody. Appreciate the feedback though, homie.

 

[antidope]

Oh I feel you shun. In that case, that sucks. Also, thats insane to go that frequently. You live in a small town?

Yeah, man. Jersey suburbs. Everybody knows everybody. Appreciate the feedback though, homie.

Aint that the truth. Jersey suburbs>>>>>>>>>

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Steezy, don't fake, if I were to make the same OP that you just made you would have called me all types of immature, insecure, etc.... names

 

[oidreez]

Truth got got?

 

[hood17]

Cashier at Fast Food place: Enjoy your meal
Me: thanks, you too
My all time classic.
I 'm driving back to my office from a conference, to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.
Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Since we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:
Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?